Alright bitches, since I am almost out of class I'll leave you with a little somesing for your entertainment...enjoy!
What's the name of this network? Espen?
The lesson as always...bitches are crazy.
At first I laughed, but then I was like...HOLY SHIT DUDE!!
This my friends, is a sculpture of Britney Spears celebrating pregnancy and in support of pro-life...let's read a description:
"The life-size pop princess is naked and pregnant, crouching face-down on a bare-toothed bear rug as the baby's head appears on the opposite end."
Opposite end? you mean her behind? (I have to say behind 'cause i get shocked if i say a%&#$!!!!)
If you are interested in reading more about the fast approaching end of the world please, be my guest: Click on this shit
(The picture below is being used for design purposes)
15 More Little Known Facts About Chuck Norris
1. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles".
Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he
exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead
decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter
he grew a beard.
4. Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the
JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his
beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck
Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and
starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from
drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far
too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
6. Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift
of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen,
jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined
influence
to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of
roundhouse kick related deaths.
7. Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by
yelling, "Bang!"
8. When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from
cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also
requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on
his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
9. Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and
saying "booya".
10. Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is
injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt
to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
11. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
12. When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck
said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came
back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he
threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with
cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her
a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."
13. Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take
yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my
virginity.", then you are dead wrong.
14. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are
trademarked names for his left and right legs.
15. Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to
put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his"
way.
Que chucha paso mariconsitos.
Im back y que verga quieren, que les diga que hice este fin
Bueno,,,me meti un acido el jueves mas priti que la gran puta madre, focking acido me duro buco pilla, and what nigga?
Fuck all blacks i was preaching,,,fuck them nigrooos!,,,, que trip de la verga!
El viernes me meti en una disco space a masticar focking pepas y fumar marijuana como un focking demente de la verga , and what nigga!,,,,,fuck nigroos,,,,,,as I ventured into saturday, i started to feel the side affecs of the acid from thursday, fuck,,,i told myself,,,should i stop here????????????????
Fuck no nigga, give me more mother fucker, i dont give a fuuuck. chucha madre alla la verrrga!
dam
i hopei didnt kiss any chciks with some diseases.....i really hope.
Peace out!
SAN ANTONIO, Texas (Reuters) - Texas has begun sending undercover agents into bars to arrest drinkers for being drunk, a spokeswoman for the Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission said on Wednesday.
[...]
Being in a bar does not exempt one from the state laws against public drunkenness, Beck said.
The goal, she said, was to detain drunks before they leave a bar and go do something dangerous like drive a car.
EDITORIAL FROM THE RAT:
Gringos ABUEBAOS... grrr
This one is for the Blues:
"There are many good reasons for drinking,
One has just entered my head,
If a man doesn't drink when he's living,
How the hell can he drink when he's dead? "
After purposely trying to run over some school kids and fingering a white dude in the street and telling him "fucking american" I finally made it to work. My boss aint here and the irish guy is wearing a Saint Patty's day hat. It makes me wanna have a beer. The french girl gave me a snobby look that said "buncha drunks". I gotta gettouta here.
I tried napping in the car but it didn't work. My eyes get redder by the minute and I STINK.
I am boring myself and polar bears are endangered by the long summers and continually decreasing ice mass. Gringos are making sharks with transmitters and buying real estate in Panama. I wish they would all shove their conservative crosses up there arses. (Am I going to hell for that one?)
"One summer evening drunk to hell..." Put on the Pogues, grab a beer. And say cheers to Saint Paddy, Micheal Collins, Guiness and Emerald Irie. I'm outta here. Too punk for this shit.
Bien... Happy Saint Patty
Da rat got IN to A&M today modafukas! And in August im DER! WOPA!!!!!!!!! En dos años y medio me tienen que decir licenciado, y si me quedo pal docotrado, en cinco años me dicen DR. Rat! O dr. Rat. O quizás Dr. Rat. O Dr. Big Dick. Como quieran. CHUCHA!
Toy tan feliz que me voy a cagar en los calcetines, carajo.
Coño! Issac Hayes ya no va a ser la voz de Chef en South Park porque Matt & Trey insultaron su fokin scientology. Damn cultists con sus mariconadas!
Espero que por lo menos, en el futuro, vengan mas capítulos donde se burlen del abuabao ese. O por lo menos, que George Clinton o Peter Tosh haga la nueva voz.
Todo esto es por culpa del Tom Cruz (el hermano de Celia Cruise) de la ras.
Alright, so we have a new blog where we can leave everything regarding Mickey Mouse, The Ninja Turtles, kiddie porn, and Teresa Harp behind us. Thanks Manny for "accidentally" deleting La Fritanga, real thoughtful of you to do so. Bueno, invites are gonna go out pretty soon so start blogging you sons of bitches!!
