It's like the most Beautiful Night...

Giancarlo, you make a mistake...

how could you leave her out of the loop?

Evangelion Fans - Miren lo que encontré:

Song, from Pippa Passes

The year's at the spring,
And day's at the morn;
Morning's at seven;
The hill-side's dew-pearled;
The lark's on the wing;
The snail's on the thorn;
God's in his Heaven -
All's right with the world!

-Robert Browning

Malas noticias

Nacho Libre... just not rockin'

no taba completamente mala... pero no da mucha risa. Sonreí un par de veces y me reí como tres veces. La verdad es que taba medio en berg. El cine entero taba bastante callado. Tampoco veo que sea la clase de película que da más risa mientras más la veas, como un acquired taste (think Joe Dirt, Billy Madison, etc.). No quotable lines... nothing. Era como comer arroz blanco sin sal. Aburrido.

Just... not rockin'

Man wins 400K over penile implant malfunction

Associated Press
Jun. 23, 2006 02:11 PM

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.


Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.
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In 2004, a jury awarded him $750,000. A judge called that excessive and reduced it to $400,000. On Friday, the Rhode Island Supreme Court affirmed that award in a ruling that turned on a procedural matter.

"I don't know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client's life," said Jules D'Allessandro, Lennon's attorney. "He's not a whole person."

A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company's insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant. It filed for bankruptcy after the lawsuit was filed.

Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

What do you guys think

...le falta trabajo todavia. pero here are two t-shirt ideas i wanna do (rpc was yankees idea, i know the colors dont match too well yet, im learning)...

On a lighter note (Proof that there is a GOD)

Who remembers the Barbi Twins
Hotdamm!

Further proof:

This man, a registered Ohio sex-offender by the name of Brian Peppers, is the transparently Lord Antichrist's personal sideckick. The Watson to Sherlock Holmes. The Renfield to Dracula. The Brian Peppers to Satan!








FYI: This man does exist. This picture is not a fake. Not joking.

Speaking of Gay

Further proof that the apocalypse is upon us.

Although it didn't all come crashing down on 06/06/06, which kinda makes the eventual end of the world a little anticlimatic, if you ask me.

Putting the pieces together (or mannys top reasons why the end of the world is near)

Reason 1 (Need I comment?)


Reason 2 (Three-armed baby born in China)


Tiger pig momma in Thailand


Llovio Granizo hoy en la ciudad de Panama. For real I seen it. Don't be afraid, be very afraid

Really? That's super.

You know you want one. Come on. Chuck Norris would frown upon you if you don't. And you don't want to know what happens when you anger Chuck Norris...

Comedy gold

Click here -----> MITCH HEDBERG

Rest in peace.

A message brought to you by: Da Megna

Alright bitches...listen up, or drink up, whatever....

1. Starting from today i shall be known as Meña The White, since around noon or some shit Ill be graduating and getting my masters and ill be done with studying for quite some time...
2. Ill be getting super thrashed today, and so should you.
3. There are very strong indications that I will be staying in Madrid for ANOTHER year, it seems i hooked up a job with IBM internships, ill be getting a measly wage, but it will be enough to sustain my "i like to get drunk regularly" type of lifestyle. This is almost a certainty...
4. However, this does not mean I will not be showing up in Panama sometime at the end of July/beginning of August, we'll see how it works out. But i'll be there...you dont get rid of me that easily.
   
5. If I am staying here another year, at least one of you crackheads has to bring your flabby drinking muscles to Madrid (yankee, you're always welcome back) and enjoy the vast quantity of ho's wearing very thin fabrics during the summertime, all ready to give you some loooove...im sure you wont regret it, jajaja

Alright, thats it for now...i miss you fuckers...metanse la waba, and dont expect to hear from me anytime soon....bien!

Nacho Libre!

The rat, we await reviews.
Ps: When the hell you coming to Panama?

Have You Seen This Woman?

Alright, alright, I guess I'm bored.

Repeating all the present things, never thinking what a crazy life could bring, if you just let it all pass by. I feel my eyes they burn inside, plastic and envy is your life, I should of known where you were coming from before I trusted!

Gentlemen,,,,these words were fromt he heart when I wrote them. It was all that I observed from the world and its ordinary daily attributes. I will be craving for a new album very soon. Unfortunately, I dont have my old band but have been asked from a band coming from Los Angeles living here in Miami, to sing for them.
I will try to put a good lyical album together, I can say, that since the Purple Cows, i have seen more than I could ever expect and my brain needs to release it all. Get Ready.......
The Band is called,,,,,,,,,,,,,,INSIDE OUT!

Borracho todavia?

El que no revisa este artículo...

... no merece llamarse Bollo.

Ten Remarkable Rums

Lean con cuidado.

Y con conciencia y moderación.


Viva Da Rat!

The Time You Enjoy Wasted...

...is not wasted time.










Now, I'm ready to enjoy a drink today. Who's with me?

Whats worst than tuesday at work?

Tuesday at work with no A/C. Fuck, i never knew my office could get this hot, its freakin 666 weather up in here. The prophecy is true... no A/C, the end is near. Happy devils day.

And the big conclusion of our generation is...

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Just Wanted to Say Hi.

It's like the most be-a-utiful night..

Well, additions pass when u cant subtract sometimes. Danny and Corrine taking the plunge. I must say he looked happy and well I think it’s a good thing. Blue’s Spinal Tap Sarampion affected his overall ability to be normal and he couldn’t get properly pumped up you know. I think my last remaining brain cell is hanging from a very thin piece of string. This is a hypothesis of what happened:

Attention SiniSiiiiin fans!

Thom Yorke sacó un CD que basicamente es Kid A part 2.
Click on the Blue Brick Road to find it. Disfruten con moderación.