Monday, July 24, 2006

I'll get there when I get there...I think

Alright, I had originally said that I would get there on July 28th (it would have been perfect, I could have gone to that Propagandhi gig....shit!!), however, since the people at work are being little bitches and flight availability is scarce I'll be getting there on August 6th (that's a Sunday, so I dont want any I-have-to-go-to-work-tomorrow stories and shit, por eso les digo con tiempo, jajaja) and I'll be staying for a week or so, como hasta el 14 or somesing....

bien!!

Monday, July 17, 2006

Casey Parker? (miss parker, miss parker)

There's a lot to say. www.caseyparker.com
she could be rich
while her sisters tits
sag towards the side
a bit (a lot)

sorry for being crude
not a cyborg
a quantum xrroid user
drug abuser

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Beginning of the Cyborg -- Shit You Not


With this toy you can actually play video games without having to move a finger. Hell, the wire goes from your head directly to the computer; you can pretty much do anything from there even if you're paralized (and this device is intended for people who are). They've shown moderate progress so far, reporting that "using the device, [the paralyzed patient] was able to move a computer cursor to open an e-mail, play simple computer games, open and close a prosthetic hand, and use a robot limb to grasp and move objects."

I just can't get over the possibilities of being able to connect directly to a computer and *control* it. Now, we probably won't see the end result (cyborgs) in our lifetimes, but we might see paralized people controlling their own wheelchairs, mute people talking via computer-speakers... endless possibilities. Think of this: You're 80 years old and can barely move your muscles; but you have this chip in your brain that is connected to a computer from where you can control your wheelchair and any electronic device in your house just by thinking about it. I'm pretty sure you can come up with a way of making yourself a drink if given that technology. I even have a slogan for them: "Have a happy life even if you can't move, your kids hate you, and you've never even met your grandkids." I don't think these scientists realize the full scope of what they're on to.

They say their goal is to make it so you can control body parts through this sensor, even if your spinal cord has been blasted to oblivion. Like I said, I doubt we'll see the end result (cyborgs!), but I still think we'll see some brilliant shit before we go. And I haven't even begun to think (ok, maybe a little) about how this can be used on dead people once we discover how to keep a brain working without its body.

Ok, I'm done ranting. If anybody reads this far I'll be, fucking... surprised.

Here's the link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/5167938.stm

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Nice... I'm glad they don't have the Tool 5-year complex:



Amputechture PRE-ORDER (CD)
The Mars Volta

Label: Universal
Released: Regular Price: $14.99
Sale Price: $12.99 add to cart

album review

THIS ITEM IS A PRE-ORDER AND WILL SHIP ON OR NEAR THE AUGUST 22ND RELEASE DATE.

The Mars Volta returns with a fresh dose of epic rock n' roll on its third studio album, Amputechture. The eight-track set is due Aug. 22 via Universal and opens with the seven-minute "Vicarious Atonement," the closest the group has ever come to a ballad. The album then moves back to familiar expansive musical territory on the nearly 17-minute "Tetragrammaton," and also features two other tracks that clock in past the 11-minute mark, "Meccamputechture" and "Day of the Baphomets." The disc itself runs more than 76 minutes in length. In addition to contributions from Red Hot Chili Peppers guitarist John Frusciante, "Amputechture" also features Paul Hinojos' first studio work with the Mars Volta since joining as a touring musician in 2005. Hinojos previously played with Mars Volta principals Cedric Bixler-Zavala and Omar Rodriguez-Lopez in At The Drive-In. - Billboard

Monday, July 10, 2006

Flabbiest Game Ever

Unbefitting of the World Cup final. Instead of going to penalties, both teams should have just hung their heads in shame and agreed to melt the trophy and donate the gold to the Fight-Against-Those-Who-Fight-Porn foundation. Then they should have gone to GT and gotten some hoes to show them how to take their fingers out of their asses.

In other news, I'm a little late for school, so I gotta hurry. Oh, wait, that's not news. Peace!