oily boyd MIA

en camino pa chicago. si hay guiales buenas en este airport. pasan y pasan. toy aqui 3 horas temprano porque mi primo namas me podia traer a esta hora. tuve que pagar $10 pa usar el internet de bergs. tocumen doesnt look that bad now.

ayer fui a tomarle fotos a mi carro. ta todo cochino lleno de polvo hasta que alguien escribio "somebody wash me" en el back windshield. lo puse en varios web sites for sale. lo toy vendiendo a $3800 que es ultra barato, pero como no tengo mucho tiempo, gotta do it this way. me entere que mi pasiero scott es el nuevo manager de guitar center. eso significa que agarrare some of that cash from the car and buy my brains out and get shit at cost. i shall bring elixirs.

airport

estoy impresionado con tocumen. ya no tiene el toque ese ghetto de antes. im so bored. llegue temprano, the flight is delayed, and my weed's wearing off. una man me dio el tip de que en gate 21 hay wifi gratis. del otro lado u have to join a club que cuesta $50.

im sure this is very exciting for all of you. da rat, have fun dude. manny, did u send the va-poo-rise a la casa de peter? dice que le llego una vaina y no sabe que es. keep on truckin.

Now this is a politician that gets down onto business...

This is a strange way to do politicking, and who knows if she actually ends up doing it...the lesson as always...bitches are crazy:

Click here!

By the way, the one on the picture...thats her

(da rat: how desperate are you for Monday to get here??)

socially distorted by rick lopez

dana carvey show - ditchers

so dana carvey graduated from snl one day and for a short period had a show called the "dana carvey show." he had great sketch comics on his entourage such as steve carell (40 yr old virgin) and stephen colbert both later in the daily show.

this show was canceled for bad ratings and isnt widely talked about. in youtube you can find many clips. this is the funny one i saw.

if you like TOOL, this video might ruin things....

maynard in the 80's? say it isnt so!!!

100% guaranteed laugh!

mira lo que me manda la loca esta!

pa yankee