poti? or impostor?

CHUCK NORRIS RAT IN CHINA

Could it be possible that the rat is the victim of a Nefarious blog-blocking scheme by the Chinese government. Anybody know anything about this. Yo se que en China muchos sitios son prohibidos, blogs being one of them. Has anyone come in contact with the Rat? I submitted an email to Mister Ale-man but have yet to receive a reply. Any news, anyone?

que gallon este man!

hoy me meti to check my myspace messages cuando veo yet another event invitation by this guy chris kanik. he asked for a friend request months ago and i accepted since he's a comedian and i like giving comedians a break even if they dont have "the goods."

the thing is, his event invitations are dated for like 2008 o algo which he did on purpose to stay on the top of people's event lists foreva! hoy me cabrie and i sent him a message (which i cant find at the moment) saying something along the lines of stop it! im sick of your event invitations! i live in panama, im not going... now lick my balls.

his reply:

I'd rather not lick your balls.! If you weren't so self absorbed you would realize they are not invitations to come see a show but rather a video premier. Learn how to read you degenerate mouth breathing myspace elitist jackass.

lick your own balls - or better yet have someone of the opposite sex lick your balls. that would be a change of pace for you.

my reply to that:

you think i have time to read every single event invitation you send? especially now with that gay ass picture you got going on? is myspace all you got going for you, bro? myspace celebrity? if that doesnt say loser then i dont know what does.

i dont see any other comedians telling people from the third world to come check out their video premiere at the little "who gives a shit" bar around the corner from your one bedroom apartment!

guess what biatch, if you were funny, people would care... go stick your head up pablo francisco's ass and come up with new material! and yes, you will lick my balls.

check you later queer...

his reply:
It's ok thatr you're gay./ I'm sure your parents still love you.

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i find it real funny how this "hotshot" comedian retaliates which such lame insults. anyways, for further info, check out his shit...

www.myspace.com/chriskanik

hold me closer tony danza

whoever gets it should get a kickitty key outta this.

Lemmiwinks not a notable band?

Es natural buscarse a uno mismo, o el nombre de su banda en google, wikipedia, etc. So I did y me di cuenta que al buscar Lemmiwinks en Wikipedia, you are redirected to the plot summary of the related Soth Park episode. Como ya tenía cuenta abierta en Wikipedia, se me ocurrió escribir un pequeño articulo de la banda para ser priti y tripiarme cada vez que buscaba lemmiwinks en wikipedia y salia info de nosotros.

Fue un lío encontrar como escribir un articulo nuevo, aparentemente no es tan fácil para que la gente no ponga tanta mierda - luego de más o menos decifrarlo me pongo a escribir algo breve de la banda. Lo guardo, hago el search, y whammm! apareció lo que escribí. Emocionado le digo a Poti por msn que busque lemmi en wiki y me dice que ya lo había visto; le apareció el fucking articulo de south park. Lo cambio denuevo y nada. Lo hago una tercera vez, y me mandan un mensajito que pueden leer a en el print screen. Aparentemente no somos wiki material. Suck ma balls wikipedia. We should use this pic para el arte del cd one day.

just so you know...

once upon a time there was a girl named rachel that went to the lemmiwinks myspace to check out whatever and saw a message from a girl named jeni referred to yankee as a reply from a previous message that yankee had sent to her. the message read something about blue mentioned as one of the band members of lemmiwinks and so like any normal girl would do she decided to investigate who this jeni girl was...

as we all know, jeni's myspace is full of EVIDENCE linking blue to an affair that took place in the month of may. you can guess what happened next.

you have been warned.

BBC EARTH

THE RAT WHERE ARE U? CHAIRMAN MAO NO USE INTERNET IN CN? EAT A POISONOUS RAT EMPANADA? WHERE IS MY DVD. NOBODY IN YOUR HOUSE KNOWS ABOOT IT! HOPE ALL IS WELL. CUIDADO CON EL DIENTELYN GLYCOL AND THE CLOUDS OF TOXIC GAS, RAMPANT INDUSTRIALIZATION AND THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET. PEACE....

Somebody post somethin...

Bien!

tell your sisters

you know you are watching the whole thing!

Hello Bollos! Do you guys, by any chance, recall this post...?

Tania belongs to an impartial political party from Belgium named the NEE, which works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote ‘no’ if they find that none of the parties deserve their vote. According to te NEE website, " ‘No’-votes would simply create empty seats in parliament, resulting in a loss of income and power for the other parties, and giving the voters the power to sanction politicians if needed."

In order to attract attention to the NEE, Tania poses naked for her campaign ads and offers things like "40,000 blowjobs" if you vote for her. I ain't from Belgium, but guess who signed up for one of them 40,000 BJ's?

That's right... I did... and guess what happened???

It turns out that the NEE recently became an internationally known concept, by launching this satirical ‘40,000 blowjobs’ campaign. It was aimed to be a stab at the general international political climate that's filled with false promises (we know what those are right? 0 corrupcion, mas empleos, yada yada yada, Martincito, "La Doña", El Toro, Pichulo?)

So did Tania deliver? Yes she did... technically speaking... the following video is a reply that she sent to all those that signed up! So enjoy... I know I did ;-)

move over bad plus, here's the BAD BLUS!

these just fell on my lap. enjoy...

bbc.com - yankee's favorite place in the whole wide world (www)

What do you do if you are an American soldier, wounded in battle? You call this lovable robot who picks you up and carries you to safety. How Flabulous!

Funny Pic 2

Nobody can resist the charm of the lemming. Fuck im bored at work. Hey the rat, I started playing warcraft after un break de un par de meses y dice gabe que te metiste una vez y más nunca. Login por ahi pa hangiar in the world. Saludos a todos en sus rincones del mundo.

Funny Pic

Manny? or impostor!?

somebody post something

me la paso aburrido en este apartamento esperando que me llamen pal carro. todos los dias chequeo el blog pa ver que sopa. no posts no comments. guess my posts are boring.

manny, te pase en number of posts. come on. here's one more.