damn....

FOOD TRIPPIN'

Read this Craziness... I wants

FOOD TRIPPIN

If I wasn't certain I would die while using it, I would want this for Christmas

And this is what it looks like up close:

















Aqui hay otro video de todo el el process but it's in french: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXxkWXncuo

Kobe!

haha

A Movie Review (from Jesus H. Chris on April 29th, 2008)

I have seen some terrible movies in my time. Independence Day, Armageddon, Titanic, The Departed…the list goes on. But tonight, in a bout of insomnia, i managed to watch 1 hour, 11 minutes and 58 seconds of what has to be the all-time King of all terrible, useless, obnoxious, stupid, insipid, horrid, putrid, fetid, utter shit movies: Transformers. Don’t ask me why i even tried. Just don’t. It’s not important. All i know is that my eyes actually smell like shit right now thanks to this visual bus-station toilet called a movie. I have in the past jokingly implied that violence should be visited upon those who have enjoyed such sad films. The joke is over. I hereby truly encourage people to hunt down every single person involved in the making of the Transformers movie (and their extended family members — including children and grandparents) and actually kill them. Literally. If you yourself enjoyed this movie (or were merely ambivalent about it), please consider killing yourself by nail-gunning your own eviscera to your own stupid face while sitting naked on a pail of bees you idiot.

Thank you for reading my movie review.

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Now I wanna marry her!

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Some of that Old Timey Music

Este man fue un farmer toda su vida. Born in 1893. Didnt make it til the 1960's....

Gallinazo Dance Not Invented by Rencilla Guy!!!

The Random Pop

I usually don't like to make fun of people y trato de respetar a la mayoría de los artistas aunque no sea mi onda... Si la gente tripea su feeling latin pop o reggeaton o balada fashion dude o lo que sea, then cool, si les viene del corazón está cool. Pero hoy me provoca burlarme de este cara de payaso aunque no sea justificado ya que ni he escuchado su música, but he looks like a total looser... Sólo abrí la página de panamacock y apenas vi esta foto no me pude contener.





Este man es parte de una nueva onda que estoy viendo de manes totalmente normales o random, pasándose por artistas pop bien fashion. Por mas que Nsync o Backstreet Boys suckeaban, por lo menos los manes combinaban con ese estilo, pero nada peor que ver a un random ass Panameño tirándosela de pop star looking all normal con panza y vaina. Otro claro ejemplo de este fenómeno es Mario Spinali, artista pop venezolano/panameño. Estuve buscando por todos lados una foto de la portada de la revista Weekend de La Prensa del año pasado, donde salía Spinali sin camisa y con jeans todo mojado saliendo de una piscina. Lo que me llamó la atención era lo normal que se veía la foto, parecía un pasiero mío más, saliendo de una piscina en Coronado - totalmente normal, no para salir en la fucking portada de Weekend diske the new pop star. If you look like a normal dude, then play your music and dress like a normal dude man... Pero bueno, no encontré esa foto asique posteo esta.

Remember Maria Joaquina?

I know i'm not the only one that watched "carrusel." HOT DAMN!

It's the MUTHAFUCKIN GREEN SKY!

All original music produced my Mr. Torres at the Pumpatorium!

Ella Apoya a Juan Carlos

More Fritzl

Turns out he had been convicted of rape in 1967. That wasn't enough for the authorities to put a red light on his adoption of 3 children.

It's in the last paragraph of this report.

"Mr Fritzl was convicted of rape in 1967 and was sentenced to a term in prison. However, under Austrian law, this would have been regarded as a spent conviction."

That last sentence bothers me. It's like saying, Yeah, he raped some poor girl. He did do his time though, so let's not ask any questions when his daughter mysteriously disappears. And we all know nobody ever walks out of jail to continue to do whatever got them in there in the first place, so let's also allow him to adopt children.

Them's the lawmakers, brothers. With laws like that, who needs rapists?

TODO TARDE

http://www.panamarock.com/videos/lemmiwinks-507.htm

Fuck Samson

Here I am trying to scare my annoying neighbors by blasting Propagandhi. In comes "Nailing Descartes to the Wall". Ha! The Fuckers will Pay. Then "Less Talk More Rock", take that you bastards. I am feeling good. Think I'll go get my amp and start an Anti-Neighbor Band. Death Metal. Suddenly "Anchorless" comes in. All my efforts are thwarted. John K. Samson is one fruity fruit cake. Thanks for your time.

Nobody Fucks with the Jesus