Blast from the past
I got this msg on facebook a couple of months ago. I know some of you will find it funny.
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Thursday, September 09, 2010
Friday, August 27, 2010
Tuesday, July 27, 2010
Sunday, July 04, 2010
Friday, July 02, 2010
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Monday, June 14, 2010
The barter system is still alive!
http://mashable.com/2010/06/13/ipod-touch-marijuana-ipad-craigslist/
Not the funniest shit out there, but I'm trying to work some CPR on this shit!!! live blog, LIVE!
Monday, May 31, 2010
Fake Zeppelin?
Truth or blasphemy???
The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who Are Thieving Bastards
Every artist "steals" a little, whether they realize it or not. For instance, we talk about how some musician was "influenced" by music they grew up with, even if sometimes that influence consists of outright stealing and/or barely remixing a classic. That's just the way it works.
But sometimes, it's even more blatant than that. In fact, some of the most successful musical acts in history based huge chunks of their careers entirely on plagiarism. Like...
#5. Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin are remembered for two things: banging a groupie with a mudshark and recording songs that rocked harder than any band had ever rocked before. Too bad a bunch of that shit was stolen.
Don't believe us? Well, here's a whole laundry list of songs they stole; but if the words of a dawn-of-the-Internet era website aren't enough to convince you, consider their classic song "Dazed and Confused."
A young Jake Holmes played a song of the same name (and chords, and lyrics kind of) at a show in 1967 where he was opening for The Yardbirds, who featured--say it with us!-- Jimmy Page on guitar. "Dazed and Confused" became a mainstay of The Yardbirds live sets and eventually found its way onto Zep's 1969 debut album, where it was credited to... nobody. Holmes never took legal action but he did eventually send Page a letter asking for acknowledgement and maybe a little gas money if he could spare it (he could). The letter went unanswered.
But who cares, right? We're talking about Led Zeppelin here. The band who wrote "Stairway to Heaven" man! It's the most popular song in the history of sound! It's the song that was playing on the van stereo when your father shot the load that would become you into your mother's moist and eager lady parts! That one song is enough to secure the legacy of 10 bands!
Too bad they jacked that shit too. The opening notes (and easily the most recognizable part) of "Stairway" were taken almost note-for-note from a song called "Taurus" by Spirit.
How did nobody notice that? Because nobody knows who the hell Spirit is. But for the record, Led Zeppelin opened for Spirit on their first U.S. tour, so it's safe to assume they were familiar with the band. Repaying an opening spot on a tour of the States by stealing a guitar riff is sad, but what's even sadder is that Spirit's guitarist, the awesomely named Randy California, knew exactly where "Stairway to Heaven" came from but was too nice of a guy to say anything - he just wanted them to say "Thank you."
They never did.
#4. The Black Eyed Peas
If you don't know who the Black Eyed Peas are, you're either...
Friday, May 28, 2010
Friday, May 21, 2010
This is not Photoshopped
Happened today, and yes, the horn IS coming out of his mouth...über miegda!!
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Monday, May 10, 2010
Saturday, May 08, 2010
Wednesday, May 05, 2010
Tuesday, May 04, 2010
I'll post something
Gallinazo update #2161
I don't know what they be feedin' these chicks in Uruguay, but goddamn! Bitches be fiiiiiiine!
End of Report.
Now that you have read my lengthy report, enjoy the following link.
CAUTION: Do not open at work or while operating heavy machinery. You might get fired for stealing company time or drive a tractor off a cliff into the sea.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416
Saturday, May 01, 2010
Saturday, April 10, 2010
Friday, April 09, 2010
Tiny rat balls and cheese crumbs
do not enlarge when you click.
So if you want to see what's in the image the rat posted, go here:
http://www.redditgadgetguide.com/r/MensRights/comments/b6fuk/men_are_from_mars_women_are_from_venus/
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Friday, March 26, 2010
i posted something, look!
Zach Galifianakis, Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim were commissioned by Absolut Vodka to make a film for their website. They were told they could do anything they wanted as long as they mentioned the product. Edited by Ben Berman.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Help Pump up Maito
Hey, We (Mario, Benito and Me) could really use the help with reviews in trip advisor and this other panamanian site.
Trip Advisor
Degusta Panama
Please leave your reviews, hopefully positive ones. Ok, positive ones only please.
Cheers...
Monday, March 08, 2010
Wednesday, March 03, 2010
GreenLighted
So...sometime in the near future (before the year is over, hopefully) we'll have us some Song of Ice and Fire on TV with plenty of titties, incest, beheadings and such...
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/02/hbo-will-play-game-of-thrones/
now...wheres that 5th fucking book?!?!?
Friday, February 12, 2010
Sunday, February 07, 2010
Monday, February 01, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
Saturday, January 23, 2010
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Congratulations to mah dawg, Cap'n Yankee!!
If the pilot shit don't work out in the end, you can always move to vegas and follow in this dude's footsteps.
Shotgun for the first party flight!
Thursday, January 14, 2010
Yankee Strikes Again
Porque te tienes que tar metiendo con las guiales de los demas, man??? Poor guy now thinks he's got super sperm!
Tuesday, January 05, 2010
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