Monday, May 31, 2010

Fake Zeppelin?

Truth or blasphemy???


The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who Are Thieving Bastards

Every artist "steals" a little, whether they realize it or not. For instance, we talk about how some musician was "influenced" by music they grew up with, even if sometimes that influence consists of outright stealing and/or barely remixing a classic. That's just the way it works.

But sometimes, it's even more blatant than that. In fact, some of the most successful musical acts in history based huge chunks of their careers entirely on plagiarism. Like...

#5. Led Zeppelin



Led Zeppelin are remembered for two things: banging a groupie with a mudshark and recording songs that rocked harder than any band had ever rocked before. Too bad a bunch of that shit was stolen.

Don't believe us? Well, here's a whole laundry list of songs they stole; but if the words of a dawn-of-the-Internet era website aren't enough to convince you, consider their classic song "Dazed and Confused."

A young Jake Holmes played a song of the same name (and chords, and lyrics kind of) at a show in 1967 where he was opening for The Yardbirds, who featured--say it with us!-- Jimmy Page on guitar. "Dazed and Confused" became a mainstay of The Yardbirds live sets and eventually found its way onto Zep's 1969 debut album, where it was credited to... nobody. Holmes never took legal action but he did eventually send Page a letter asking for acknowledgement and maybe a little gas money if he could spare it (he could). The letter went unanswered.

But who cares, right? We're talking about Led Zeppelin here. The band who wrote "Stairway to Heaven" man! It's the most popular song in the history of sound! It's the song that was playing on the van stereo when your father shot the load that would become you into your mother's moist and eager lady parts! That one song is enough to secure the legacy of 10 bands!

Too bad they jacked that shit too. The opening notes (and easily the most recognizable part) of "Stairway" were taken almost note-for-note from a song called "Taurus" by Spirit.

How did nobody notice that? Because nobody knows who the hell Spirit is. But for the record, Led Zeppelin opened for Spirit on their first U.S. tour, so it's safe to assume they were familiar with the band. Repaying an opening spot on a tour of the States by stealing a guitar riff is sad, but what's even sadder is that Spirit's guitarist, the awesomely named Randy California, knew exactly where "Stairway to Heaven" came from but was too nice of a guy to say anything - he just wanted them to say "Thank you."

They never did.

#4. The Black Eyed Peas

If you don't know who the Black Eyed Peas are, you're either...

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Friday, May 21, 2010

This is not Photoshopped

Happened today, and yes, the horn IS coming out of his mouth...über miegda!!

World Cup fever is among us!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

The answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything

is not 42.  This about sums it up:

Monday, May 10, 2010

Xmas gift for Blue



Or any of us, for that matter.

Awesome!!!!!

Saturday, May 08, 2010

Role model fo mah Plus bro

How one man made it to SNL.  

Wednesday, May 05, 2010

I Can't Believable!

Tuesday, May 04, 2010

Busch's Idea Of The Perfect Woman (NSFW)

With all due respect to the Missus, of course.

Click here

I'll post something

Gallinazo update #2161
I don't know what they be feedin' these chicks in Uruguay, but goddamn! Bitches be fiiiiiiine!
End of Report.

Now that you have read my lengthy report, enjoy the following link.
CAUTION: Do not open at work or while operating heavy machinery. You might get fired for stealing company time or drive a tractor off a cliff into the sea.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/534416

Saturday, May 01, 2010

No todo es pasa pasa en Panamá