Monday, July 27, 2009

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Hey yo DA YANK

This is like your dream situation, isn't it?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

Get well soon Rat

cooler buddies,
i think da rat is sick
his lack of posts during the past two days has led me to believe he has been ill
and not able to go to work
by not showing up to work, da rat cannot post
get well soon buddy

Football season is coming







You guys are free to join this game if you can't wait to get your football fill.

You get to create a player and build him up every season. You don't have to pay or anything-- your player will still level up with experience from games and daily training and you can join leagues appropriate to your level. It's actually pretty cool, I've been playing it for a year, and it only takes a couple of minutes per day.

I'll just post the features it offers instead of explaining (click to enlarge).

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

ey yo the administrator

happy birthday dude
come celebrate with your dawgs
have an abuelo

Monday, July 20, 2009

A serious message from MCA



Here's to a speedy recovery...

football season cant come soon enough

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Common Sense FAIL

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

OVNI...yo quiero uno

bad trailers





Tuesday, July 14, 2009

More fun with the fuhrer

In light of recent postings, i remeber seeing this about a year ago... it's more ... Panama centric

Richard D. James la tiene

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Monday Movie From Wayback Machine

In light of good times on Saturday, I've decided that each monday I'm gonna post a trailer to a movie from back in the day, just for good time's sake.

Poti, Yanx, this one's for you!

Interesting Article, for these Interested...

Panama Canal Project Opens a Tropical Window
Serge Bloch


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By NATALIE ANGIER
Published: July 6, 2009

THE CULEBRA CUT, Panama — You can’t leave Aldo Rincón alone for a moment.


As a small knot of scientists and visitors dressed in hard hats and orange safety vests milled around on the banks of the Panama Canal, chatting about the $5 billion expansion program now under way to widen the storied canal and so accommodate the ever-fatter freighters that ply the planet’s seas, Mr. Rincón, 30, quietly pulled a few digging tools from his backpack. He squatted down near an unremarkable-looking patch of pebbles and broken rock and began methodically scraping away in the dirt.

The helmeted throng wandered off briefly to inspect a sloping chop of sedimentary and volcanic layer cake that the construction project had exposed nearby. On returning to Mr. Rincón and his rasping trowel, scientists and guests alike gasped with amazement. In a mere 15 minutes of work, Mr. Rincón, a paleontology intern with the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute, had unearthed a big, beautiful fossilized femur bulging up pertly from a sedimentary substrate. The bone was about seven inches long and so flawlessly preserved it looked fit for a soup pot.

Mr. Rincón, tall, slender, monkishly focused and wearing sideburns, fashionable black plastic-framed glasses and a braided leather bracelet, guessed that the femur belonged to an extinct species of llama that lived in the area some 20 million years ago. He should know: he has found llama bones before, as well as the mineralized mementos of prehistoric crocodiles, peccaries, anacondas, giant tortoises.

One of his discoveries, of a partial skull from a leaf-eating horse, was described in the May issue of the Journal of Paleontology, in an article by Bruce MacFadden of the Florida Museum of Natural History.

“Aldo has an amazing ability to find fossils,” said Camilo Montes, his supervisor at the Panamá Geology Project. “Whenever he digs, he finds another fossil.”

These days, Mr. Rincón and scores of other scientists are digging as fast as they can in the shadows of the really big dig that is the Panama canal expansion program, the most ambitious overhaul to the complex array of locks, channels, dams and bridges since the canal was built a century ago.

The Panamanian government initiated the project for purely economic reasons. In its current configuration, the 51-mile shortcut between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans can grant passage only to boats carrying up to 65,000 tons of cargo. But many international shipping companies increasingly prefer to use mega-freighters that can haul up to 300,000 tons.

As a result, the Panama Canal has been losing business to other transoceanic routes; and with canal tolls amounting to close to $100,000 per ship per one-way crossing, and potentially more for the giant freighters, the government decided it had no choice but to widen and straighten the canal to make room for the S.U.V.’s of the seas.

For scientists, the massive engineering project promises spectacular spinoffs. The tropics are thought to be nature’s romper room, the habitat where the majority of the world’s life forms got their start and thus of great interest to evolutionary scholars. Yet the very conditions conducive to biological diversity and innovation end up obscuring life’s biography. The sun, the water, the greedily growing plants: nothing remains exposed for long, and fossil evidence is pushed ever deeper beneath successive pages of growth and decay.

Tropical verdure also masks tropical geology, the underlying story of how the landscape came to be. This blurring is a particular shame in the case of the Panamanian isthmus, given its pivotal role as a bridge between two continents. Geologists have longed to understand how and when the isthmus arose, but the tropics aren’t Arizona and there is no Grand Canyon to serve as an open book.

The five-year Panama canal expansion project, begun last year, offers scientists a kind of drive-by canyon experience, a brief yanking back of the chlorophyll cloak. Using dynamite, bulldozers, backhoes, excavators and many, many shovels, workers will be rearranging hundreds of millions of cubic meters of dirt and rock. “There’s nothing else like it, to get this much exposure in the tropics,” Dr. Montes said. “We cannot lose this scientific opportunity.”

Carlos Jaramillo, also of the Smithsonian, said, “We know we’re just guests here, but at least they’re digging us a $5 billion hole.”

At the canal there are neither slow boats nor rain checks. The moment workers blast open a new cut, researchers must move in immediately and gather what data they can. Not only is the jungle always ready to reclaim naked land, but the canal authorities are similarly devoted to quick forest restoration, and they will add topsoil where needed to spur a fresh round of stabilizing vegetation. They want no repeat of the many tragedies that accompanied the building of the original canal, when thousands died in landslides because the terrain had been too quickly stripped bare.

“We’re in a race against time,” Dr. Jaramillo said.

Speed dating for scientists has already borne fruit. Through analyzing more than 2,000 fossils, the stratigraphic record revealed by each new rock cut, paleomagnetic data, isotope ratios, carbon signatures and more, researchers are getting a sense of what an ancient tropical rain forest looked like.

Some 15 million years ago, when Panama served as the southernmost outpost of the North American continent and the land bridge had yet to form, the forest was nevertheless a crossover dream. Its fauna, according to Dr. MacFadden of the Florida museum, was similar to the animals then living in Florida and Texas, which means leaping llamas and leaf-eating horses that looked like large tapirs, and mid-size tapirs that looked like tapirs, and forest rhinoceroses, and an especially fierce carnivore that was half-bear and half-dog. Yet the flora looked South American, the apparent result of seeds traversing the ocean on currents of water or wind and finding friendly soil in the Panamanian swelter.

Starting around 10 million years ago, the isthmus of Panama began to form, and researchers are finding that the tiny country is one of the most geologically complex places on earth, part Caribbean, part North American, part a tiny piece from an island in the middle of the Pacific, part a tiny piece from an island arc. “Four tectonic plates are involved, and all of them are colliding in Panama,” Dr. Jaramillo said. “You won’t find that sort of tectonic plate configuration anywhere else in the world.”

Moreover, while most of the world’s tectonic plates are rigid, now slamming together, now breaking apart, the plates of Panama are rubbery.

“They seem to be bending, and we don’t know why,” Dr. Jaramillo said.

Maybe they’re warming up for the day when, high over their head, the revamped locks are opened and the wide loads start coming through.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Inspirational video of the week

disfruten su vida que se va rápido!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Obama Recovers


Obama later on learned a bit of discretion, probably after getting bitched at (or just picturing his wife bitching). The French and Italian presidents didn't give a fuck.

You know you're badass when...

When people break into your house and this happens:

Thieves flee after breaking into Dolph Lundgren's Spanish home

Dolph Lundgren can be seen to the left wearing some very Soviet-looking red and yellow trousers. He is also pretty much the only Russian in history that you can just refer to as "The Russian" and people know exactly who you're talking about.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Mira como Chavez Miente....

facebook.com/bestbandever

Had to be done!

Bumper sticker material. Good night, guys...

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

tough decision!

lemmiwinks has 1,004 facebook fans...

we need a username. lemmiwinks is taken. can't make up my mind!

this is what i got so far that are available:

lemmiwinkspeludo
bestbandever
elgallinazo
lemmiwinkspanama or lemmiwinks507 (boring)

what is this?

martial law advertising

whaaaat!?

this is nuts

Another US polititian crosses the line



This one spreads the gospel about fags being The Devil. She best not ever see the Rat crossing the street as she's driving.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Cooler is suffering due to the crisis as well??

Number of posts as of July 1st 2008 = 240

Number of posts as of July 1st 2009 = 149

We are down 38% from our output in comparison to last year, if this was a company we'd be in deep shit...blame this on:

- people getting married
- dont have time to post at the office
- da rat disappearing for 2-3 months
- others (or other??)

This must be rectified at once!

Monday, July 06, 2009

micro machine

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

PRETTY COOL

Friday, July 03, 2009

guabation tonight

BYOB if you like, I'll have some abuelo waiting for you fools, 8:00 onwards!

Thursday, July 02, 2009

katia rock style

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Turn OFF the water Meing!

To the biggest cuecs


Drinking Abuelo = Manly

Not drinking Abuelo = Cuecs

Being in Panama = Manly

Not being in Panama = Cuecs

So, by this definition, we have 2 cuecs in this blog, but one of them far exceeds the other in terms of both distance from Panama and time of her last consumed Abuelo beverage.

To that one I tell this:

Book 12 will go on stores Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Not sure how it works in Spain, you might have to order it from the UK or sumthin'. Unless you want Mat's battle cry to be Me cago en la ostia, then by all means get it at your friendly neighborhood bookstore.


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Time to jump ship....

Pirate Bay Purchased

The Administrator Speaks!! [thundering voice]

If we dont know you, then you dont post in this blog, plain and siMple...hence greenwers is someone we know...hAviNg said that, dude, i hope you have a good explaNation for that nickname...cause it's gaY.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Since We've Been Wrong

New Mars Volta... These crackas put out an album a year, apparently? Assholes.

Since We've Been Wrong

Sunday, June 28, 2009

See this.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Meet the Valentine's

Faye Valentine























FAIL Valentine

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

It Might Get Loud



I know some of y'all despise U2 (manny...), but, shit... This looks AWESOME.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Wise words from Master Oogway (yes... it's a Kung Fu Panda reference...)

Galán se lleva a la mujer,
chequera ($$$) mata a Galán...
pero Galán con chequera...
NO LO MATA NADIE!
-Eduardo Gonzalez Sr.

and a small video to go with it

Fail Song

I tried to make it light and include some funny. Anyway, my professor told me to try writing poetry in Spanglish, and my first attempt is looking more like a salsa/merengue song. I fail. Help me make it suck less.


La food es vida
Can't live sin comida
But la soup ya no hay
Soldado spoon me a lie

Says the capitano:
'Estoy aqui for your good'
Answers the campechano:
'Por qué you take my food?'

My work es mi vida
Cuando la tierra es my own
Pero tuviste que come along
And now mi vida es done

Ahora tengo que work for you
So I can eat just migajas
Y encima de everything
You also took mi mujer

Y no hay nada que I can do
What´s left for me es pajas
Solito in my lin tintin
Now I´m really en la verg

Thursday, June 18, 2009

HELLCAT PASSES ON LEMMI

Hellcat = Tim Armstrong's Label

Hi Eddie,



A naked came to me in a fever dream after I caught food poisoning and told me to write and say thank you for sending me your CD.



Unfortunately we aren’t signing any bands at the moment.



I’m really enjoying the Peludo CD.



Thank you for thinking of Hellcat Records.



Chris





Christopher LaSalle

Hellcat Records- Los Angeles www.hell-cat.com

213-413-7353 (x206)

este man si no tiene nada que hacer

dedocio

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Capt'n Yanks Birthday Party

Hey Crackers it's the Yanks Birthday and today
we are going to have some Tacos and Karaoke at
the Busch household for the bests' of Friends.

Lluegen de las 7 en adelante.

It's our dawgs birthday. Don't go overboard
with the extra invites to random as people.

Remember, I's gots to work tmrw.

PEACE!!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Red Neck Fire Alarm



I don't remember having one of these in Indiana,
I guess I ain't no Redneck...hahaha

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Cool Scoring

Estos junky makeshift instruments suenan delcarajo, I know at least Poti will trip this.
Have a good day fuckers.

Stop... Hammer TIME!

Why do I like this so much?

A Sampling of Indian Cinema

Saturday, June 06, 2009

For Da Rat

It's got Lorenzo Lamas in it

Friday, June 05, 2009

For Star Wars fans

This is the BEST trailer for anything related to Star Wars ever:
[its the HD VERSION so it takes a bit but its worth it]

Thursday, June 04, 2009

MISSED THIS ONE, RAT

Monday, June 01, 2009

WATCH THIS MOVIE

http://www.mininova.org/tor/2551158

Friday, May 22, 2009

Indefinite detention? Shame on you... President Obama

Watch this shit!



Miegda, He's lost it.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Paranoid Android a lo Nintendo



I wonder con que lo hicieron.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Next Lemmi video

Not that I have any desire whatthefucksoever to see any of you 4 naked or nothing, but...



or



Derrepente con unas pingas postiza con pixelacion pa que no tengan que sacar nada y la gente aun asi vea??? jajajajajaaa

Monday, May 11, 2009

Check out the link, Maybe we all should go on this Cruise. haha

http://www.gunslot.com/forum/somali-cruise-package

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

Wolf vs. Pig

More stop motion funkiness. Este si ta very crazy...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tree Man

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Last call for Da Rat's Wedding

As it stands, I've got 2 available beds at my house. Blue and Yankee have confirmed they'll room together. So basically, this leaves one room with 2 beds for either a married couple (mi vieja no deja que hay pareja en cuarto junto a menos que esten casados) or 2 rejos or 2 rejas...

I wanna get this shit booked and confirmed from y'all sooner rather than later. I leave on the 23rd of April. I will personally give you instructions on how to get there if you wanna be hooked up. 2 free beds that are walking distance from the wedding venue, people, don't let it go to waste. Free!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Bruce Lee vs. Iron Man

Something about stop motion fights....

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Stewie sings Rocket Man



You gotta love the little bastard.

New Favorite Timewaster

http://balldroppings.com/js/

Monday, April 06, 2009

AHORA SI (NOW YES)!

me avisan como termina, it was too painful for me

BLUE MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE

Thursday, April 02, 2009

Megadespirito

Monday, March 30, 2009

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Friday, March 27, 2009

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

This

Monday, March 23, 2009

If anybody is going to Bern, Switzerland, please get me one of these

It's called a hang drum, its similar to a steel drum but it's played with the hands. They're almost impossible to get, they only make them in Bern and you have to go there personally to get one custome made... I wants one! Meña, take a train there and hook it up, I'll pay for your trip haha.

Friday, March 20, 2009

Monday, March 16, 2009

Redneck Video Dating Disaster


Redneck Video Dating Disaster - Watch more Funny Videos

The Best Birthday Present Ever


The Best Birthday Present Ever - Watch more Funny Videos

Funny ass prank, poor bastard goes face first


Saran Wrap Doorway Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

Wash your hands....jajajajaja


This Is Not A Prank - Watch more Funny Videos

hahahahahaha Wash your hands

Rapping Flight Attendent


The Rapping Flight Attendant - Watch more Funny Videos

I bet this shit will happen on Gallinazo Air too...jajaja

Don't you hate it when this happens???

Nothing

I have nothing to post but wanted to say WHAT'S UP!!!!

Oh, Capt'n Gallinzo returns to Panama on Wednesday.

Viene la cachimba.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Thursday, March 12, 2009