Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Fight for your Rights!



In the past few days we have seen the administrator grow in power, denying to his humble members the right to participate freely in the decision-making process. I think it is time to draw the line. We have let ourselves be victims of this corrupt system for much too long! Several questions arise from the ordeal. Why does he seek to exploit and victimize members of this blog? Is this narcissistic pursuit of power brought on by childhood maladjustments? What has he to gain by sole ownership of this enterprise?

The answer to these questions is a simple one: Oil. Beneath the wires of cyberspace lie oil reserves beyond your wildest dreams, and Da Nazz seeks to gain control of them in his path towards global dominance.

But don’t panic people! We can still act now. I have some simple steps to bring this tyrant to his knees:

Step-1: El Mago, just work your magic. Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Ninja Turtles will have your local administrator in a panic.

Step-2: The Rat, give me more tulivieja. Get Chuck Norris up in this mothafucka! Someone needs a roundhouse kick to the face.

Step-3: Benizzle, any look-alikes of Da Nazz sister are welcome to be posted… jaja Alright Alright that one might be going a little far.

Step-4: The Yanks, highjack his computer when you get back to Madrid. Fight the Enemy from within.

Vive la Resistance!

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Wow! What a great post! Genius!