Greatest Poem in the World (Tribute)

Katia’s cooler made me warm,
Its cozy inside full of charm
Happy thoughts steered in my head
Now I think I’m better off dead

Katia’s cooler please don’t die
The internet is a pig’s sty.
I will write and post on you, I swear
Katia’s cooler have no care.

Pick up a glass, write a song
Tell blue he’s an alky bum (hey it rhymes)
Poti’s leaving, meña’s gone
The bro is off in never land

The rat he keeps Katia kicking
Yankees picks the bass line
Benizzle is here, once in whileizzle (worst line ever)
Patton and Busch are queers.

So pack more beer in that cooler
Sharpen up your butter knife
take out all gringo may 1st products
No pa la pinga this time.