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18 fall ill from tainted muffins
FBI joins inquiry at Lake Highlands High; marijuana suspected
11:35 PM CDT on Tuesday, May 16, 2006
Rita Greenfield had the giggles Tuesday afternoon. The 86-year-old was also ravenous. These can be telltale signs of someone who's been smoking pot, but the longtime receptionist's only indulgence was two bran muffins she snagged from the teachers' lounge at Lake Highlands High School. Officials suspect that the muffins – eaten by at least 18 school employees – were laced with a street or over-the-counter drug. All 18 were treated at Presbyterian Hospital of Dallas after complaining of dizziness, nausea, dry mouth and an increased heart rate. A Richardson school official, who did not wish to be identified, said two boxes of muffins were delivered by a man who said they were part of an Eagle Scout project. The official said the muffins appeared professionally made, and the man who delivered them was recorded on video. Authorities declined to make the video public. "You never would think your 86-year-old mother would be eating marijuana muffins. It never crosses your mind," said Ms. Greenfield's daughter, Carla Fulton. Although Ms. Greenfield couldn't stop laughing, Ms. Fulton said, the situation was frightening. She said doctors told them the muffins contained marijuana and Benadryl. 
PD: Where the fuck is Poti?! Why don't he post no mo'?
4 comments:
Poti is too busy sucking myspace's cock.
And whoever delivered the muffins picked the right school to attack. Lake Highlands High? Brilliant!
jajajaja...man, you imagine all these old ass women con el cague de risa en media escuela...miegda...jajajaja
ya vas...
And the lady's name was Greenfield or something. I suspect a fake article.
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