How about now?

Oh so da meña doesnt find my post offensive anymore? I give you this! an image of the prophet muhammad!

No, but really the cooler could not be complete without an image of the prophet muhammad.

Happy new ass - Feliz ano nuevo

Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiac?

If you are afraid of the number 666... then you are a Hexakosioihexekontahexaphobiac... no joke... read it hia!

Here are a couple more facts that i found interesting...

1. A domestic cat can frighten a black bear to climb a tree.
2. Music can help reduce chronic pain by more than 20% and can alleviate depression by up to 25%.
3. Modern teenagers are better behaved than their counterparts of 20 years ago, showing "less problematic behaviour" involving sex, drugs and drink.
4. Thinking about your muscles can make you stronger. <-- that's why blue is so properly pumped up!
5. Goths, those pasty-faced teenagers who revel in black clothing, are likely to become doctors, lawyers and architects.
6. In the 1960s, the CIA used to watch Mission Impossible to get ideas about spying.
7. Humans were first infected with the HIV virus in the 1930s.
8. The age limit for marriage in France was, until recently, 15 for girls, but 18 for boys. The age for girls was raised to 18 in 2006.
9. George Bush's personal highlight of his presidency is catching a 7.5lb (3.4kg) perch.
10. The egg came first.

One post to find them and in the Cooler bind them...

Our current lack of posting material has prompted someone to say that the blog can suck his balls...due to this my hand has been forced to provide you with The Post That Wasnt...The One Post, the one I deleted because I got all pissy aboot it...and partly because I was drunk (with yankee as my witness)...behold it, in all its glory...Benny, justice has been done...(I dont know why da hell I saved it, rum can do some weird shit to you....)

DISCLAIMER: dont worry, Mr. anonymous cant delete the blog this time since he is not an administrator, we're safe.

Gerald Ford dead today... at the senseless age of 93...

...and I'm gay... oh c'mon! That's just superfulous... I'm not gaaay

Poti is In as well

que verguero

Ok! Move along people...nothing to see here.....

Alright, NOW you can upgrade by signing in with your old account and then Blogger gives you the chance to switch to the newer version...

testing testing 1...2...3...

da yanks is in! bien!

Verguero de Blogger

Alright, i'll try to make it quick...apparently the upgrade thing didnt go as smoothly as I had been informed it would...if you have tried to log in to the blog since Monday Im sure the system doesnt let you access the blog AND it doesnt allow you to upgrade your account...(lucky benizzle, i guess he had initially become a member with a gmail account so he didnt have any trouble).
the only solution at the moment for this situation is for me to re-invite everyone to the blog, but it needs to be done using a google account, obviously im not gonna ask you to post it here (besides, you wont be able to), so I need to have that shit sent to my hotmail (stinkifinga@hotmail.com) so I can re-invite you...you need to send me the email associated to that google account (if you have gmail send me the gmail address then)...

One other thing, if you try to set up a google account from scratch from the google site because you dont have one, you wont be given access to gmail (its invitation only), asi que si quieren matar dos pajaros de un solo tiro, let me know and I will send you an invitation...so can kee-yan and benizzle...peace out!

PS: dont worry about your old blogger accounts...once they get their shit together you will be able to combine your old accounts with your new google one...pero como estan las cosas no les creo ni vergs...we'll wait and see...

God damn!

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Don't fuck around!

That's all I gots to say

Busted Rat

You see, I was wondering why the Rat would send us to such a totally lame website with a bunch of manatees that gave me dirty thoughts about world annihilation, when I realized the whole point of the experience. The Rat was trying to tell us something. In fact, it was a confession.

May I present, Rat on Manatee:





Bitches and Gs, you damn right well KNOW that this is the Rat. I'll stake my porn collection on it. I even have a detective on the case already.

Please meet:

You can order his book on Amazon. The "hard" cover has been out since 2004. My first choice to investigate the Rat was actually detective John Kimble, but I couldn't get a hold of him. Still, this guy can pounce on some evidence as good as anyone, so I ain't worried about results.

The Rat, if by any chance you want to come out of the closet on the same day you deny these claims, there is only one hope for you:

I like! Sexy time!

www.hornymanatee.com

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No sleep

Coño playing John Lennon from 5 to 7AM sucks. I can't sleep. We better rock the house. Thank you.

The rat, i'm assuming you know about this:

http://secondlife.com/

Complicated stuff. Was trying to figure it out, pero I don't get it too much.

Encontré esto en chucknorrisfacts.com:

best album covers EVER (lemmiwinks, take note)

You're wrong... you're DED wrong! (the sequel)

Back by popular (Poti's) demand:

Chuck Norris doesn't play God. Playing is for children.

For Chuck Norris, every street is "one way." His way.

Chuck Norris has to use a stunt double when he does crying scenes.

There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Chuck Norris make onions cry.

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.

Chuck Norris does not play the lottery. It doesn't have nearly enough balls.

Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

When Chuck Norris talks, everybody listens. And dies.

The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw up if he drinks too much. Chuck Norris throws down! Nigga.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.