Busted Rat

You see, I was wondering why the Rat would send us to such a totally lame website with a bunch of manatees that gave me dirty thoughts about world annihilation, when I realized the whole point of the experience. The Rat was trying to tell us something. In fact, it was a confession.

May I present, Rat on Manatee:





Bitches and Gs, you damn right well KNOW that this is the Rat. I'll stake my porn collection on it. I even have a detective on the case already.

Please meet:

You can order his book on Amazon. The "hard" cover has been out since 2004. My first choice to investigate the Rat was actually detective John Kimble, but I couldn't get a hold of him. Still, this guy can pounce on some evidence as good as anyone, so I ain't worried about results.

The Rat, if by any chance you want to come out of the closet on the same day you deny these claims, there is only one hope for you: