Guys, don't forget to buy toilet paper

And merry X-mas by the way

adivinen quien es este poe...

Dear Rat

any way we can pull off a shot like this for the video on sunday?

happy birthday da ratlovin

Cocaine Plus!

El Apartamento de Eddie

even better!

john lennon la bota!

hey yo da rat!

mr. rat,

is there ANY way you can find out about recording at yer house? Tamos ready to record y tu casa rocks, si no, en el estudio que chucha, pero want to make sure.

esta es la proxima banda que traemos a panama!

there's a whole series of these on youtube! estos foquines argentinos tan descocados!

pa beni

New Years????

Buenas gente, quería saber si alguien tiene planes para año nuevo, o una casa del carajo donde se pueda ir *hint: Rat's house in Taboga or Boquete, Poti: Punta Barco, Blue: Taboga*

Otra opción que estaba considerando was goin camping to la Yeguada or something o alquilar derepente un hotel en Boquete. (Una cabañita de las de tedman would be awesome!).

Si alguien tiene ideas, o tiene planos, o no puede participar en las festividadeds, por favor haganmelo saber. Necesito saber cuanta gente esta interesada para ver que planea. Coñññño Fuckin Activities Coordinator:

Peace!

Help Your favorite band by chosing their shirt design!

Bill O'Reilly!

super mario

test

sirve?

lemmiwinks, kings of controversy

somebody made this flyer...



and people commented:



and commented:

Scary Drunken Americans and the End of Civilization

Exposure at Propa.com

Amazon debuts digital book reader - bbc.com

Online retailer Amazon has unveiled an own-brand wireless electronic book reader called Kindle.
The paperback-sized device is on sale immediately in the US for $399 (£195). It can store up to 200 books in its onboard memory.

Kindle does not need a PC to be loaded with books, blogs or papers - instead content arrives via wireless.

Amazon said 90,000 books, including bestsellers priced at $9.99, were available for Kindle at launch.

New addition
"We've been working on Kindle for more than three years," said Amazon boss Jeff Bezos in a statement.

"Our top design objective was for Kindle to disappear in your hands -- to get out of the way -- so you can enjoy your reading," he said.

Content is delivered to the device via the EVDO wireless network - this could limit the gadget's overseas appeal as the technology is not widely used outside North America.

Owners of a Kindle do not have to pay to use this wireless network, Amazon pays the access costs and only charges for any content downloaded to the reader.

Amazon changed its homepage to promote KindleAmazon said it took less than a minute to download a book via this network to the Kindle. Newspapers, blogs and magazines that owners have subscribed to are automatically updated on the gadget.

The memory can be boosted by using SD cards but Amazon will keep back up copies of any and every book purchased for Kindle so they can always be re-loaded on the device.

It has a low power digital ink screen and can last 30 hours between recharges.

Those buying a Kindle gets an associated e-mail address so if that person is sent Word documents or PDF files, these are converted for reading on the device.

The keyboard on the device lets people annotate and make notes on documents and send messages.

The Kindle also has buttons that link it directly to the Oxford American Dictionary and Wikipedia.

Amazon is not the first company to produce an e-book reader. Many other companies have tried similar devices but all have failed to win over large numbers of customers.

In early November, Sony released the second version of its Reader that also sports a digital ink screen. The first version of the Reader was criticised because of the restrictive digital rights management system it used.

Also this month, Epson Seiko showed off a prototype e-reader only three millimetres thick. There are no announcements about when, or if, that gadget will go on sale.

For the Meña

Boyz II Men's Motown: A Journey Through Hitsville U.S.A.
New Jack Swingers come to the end of the road
by Lex Benaim

Boyz II Men have sold 90 million albums. The only artists with similarly stratospheric sales—Elvis, Bob Marley, the Beatles—are icons, but the Boyz radiate pure banality. In their prime, the Philly quartet (now down to a trio) wore its inoffensiveness like a strapless sundress: Their zero-danger sweaters-and-spectacles image inevitably drove critics crazy, and it didn't help that the classic groups they called to mind—the Temptations, in particular—oozed the emotional credibility they sorely lacked. But let us at least admit that the group's early singles offer pure, enduring pleasure: The "plaintive, bluesy harmonies beneath Motown melodies" formula never failed them—except on the album tracks—and "Motownphilly" is as good a '90s pop song as any not written by their pervert-genius antithesis, R. Kelly. (They wrote "I'll Make Love to You"; he wrote "I'm Fucking You Tonight.")

Now, Boyz II Men offer us a late-career covers album, Rod Stewart–style. On A Journey Through Hitsville, they offer pleasant but utterly unremarkable versions of some of the best pop songs of all time—"Tracks of My Tears," "Mercy Mercy Me," and "Just My Imagination (Running Away with Me)." Admittedly, their a cappella version of Stevie Wonder's "Ribbon in the Sky" is lush with harmony and rather beautiful. But ultimately, Hitsville's unrelenting smoothness verges on kitsch and quickly becomes grating. And really, shouldn't Boyz II Men spend more time waxing nostalgic over their own sound? Is it too soon to call for a revival of the New Jack Swing? Recall "Poison" by cohorts Bell Biv Devoe: catchy melody, dissonant harmony, and a fake snare that sounds like a landed punch in a boxing video game. Surely this deserves at least an ironic hipster revival.

These lyrics are fantastic!

El Gallinazo

El gallinazo, el gallinazo
Crea fama y acuéstate a dormir
El gallinazo, el gallinazo
Ten cuidado, no te acuestes a dormir

El gallinazo es un super héroe
Cambia tu vida aunque no te des cuenta
Y cuando haces el de tu jefe
El hace tu trabajo
Le debes las gracias
Pero mira que bacano.

Cierra los ojos y olvida tus problemas
Ese novio tuyo no te quiere ni verga
Necesitas un psicólogo
El tiene un diploma
Es tu día de suerte
Que profesionalismo!

Bridge/Solo

Tu hermanita ya tiene 17
Ya prontito será una señorita
Necesita una preparación
Los hombres son malos!
Alguien tiene que enseñarle,Y quien mejor que un amigo.

PUSCIFER!

yet another side project from maynard. cuntry boner, for my niggaz.

maynard and patton oswald?

http://www.myspace.com/artistonartist

fuck yes!

see you punks tomorrow!

you can embed porn now! i think... testing.

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The Zombeatles

Well the name pretty much says it all. A little late for Halloween but enjoy. They´re saying brains in case u are wondering.

geddy gets rid of his old bass

"How old did you say you were...?"

pa los que no creen que weed is the best thing eva!

I am Geddy Lee

ask Poti... he'll tell ya!

for ed wood fans

Plan 9 from outer space... best lines.

你们好吗？

我很好，谢谢。你们是我朋友！
再见！

-da yanx!-

MEET DELFÍN

Not sure if they guy is for real or not, and what would be more fucked up. No sé si reirme o que, but either way you have to check it out. Dios mio, ayudameeeeeeeeeee.

off blast

the return of maka maka

wudi wudi waka waka makachika pawa!

meña

mandale invitation a alba por favor

alexalba@gmail.com

dice que si no lo choteas, te mata

Better

Stress? LA VERGA!

too much Nitro Rustler for the yanx...

estimated cost of repair... $3,500!
me cago en la leche! Ostia!

ok, this one is better!

noticed a lot of rednecks are into this shit!

look what i got!

i've spent money on lamer shit... 75 MPH!

Happy birthday Benito! (Zhu ni shengri kuai le!)

...or at least I think it's today?

-da yanx!-

Nueva Cinta Costera

This thing is all up in the news right now... I'd never even heard of it. Some people say it will be finished in 2 yrs... sounds more like that stunt Mireya pulled when she built the Puente Centenario before she left office, and then it stood there for another year or so while the access roads were built.

tuyal esmiyal

ladies and gentlemen, i give you.... jen hannah (chris hannah's sister), la chicha y la limonada...

The End is Near

The last antichrist is finally here, she is complete now, con su makeover y su banda. Beware.

BIG FUCKING BALLS!

daria la vida para regresar y ponerle Mr. Danger a Lemmiwinks.

my favorite band

Macgruber!

Check out this kickass SNL skit burlandose de Macgyver. The skits are cool, but the theme song is the bomb - especially the last one (son 3 episodios). Definately would be cool to take it out and play it live por ahi, aunque nadie lo entienda, fuck the crowd, its all about pleasing ourselves...Macgruberrrrr!!

for manny...

i can't remember when we had this discussion, but i found some facts and data for you...

crazy gringos

this is a GUY, by the way...

we're going to london!

OK, moving on to happier stories, such as...dancing days are here again, because the three surviving members of Led Zeppelin are finally getting back together! Yep, hard rock fans still dazed and confused by recent news of the long-delayed Van Halen reunion have even more reason to celebrate, now that this even longer-delayed reunion is reportedly in the works. Incredibly, according to NME.com, frontman Robert Plant is in talks this week with fellow Led Zep legends Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones about a Zeppelin tour that'll hopefully kick off in London this November. Presumably late drummer John Bonham's son, Jason Bonham (last seen banging skins for celebreality band Damnocracy on VH1's Supergroup), will fill in behind the drumkit for the Zep trek; since Damnocracy mouthpiece Sebastian Bach is busy trying to launch a hip-hop career on MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstars (more on that HERE), we're guessing Damnocracy are on indefinite hiatus and Jason will therefore thankfully be free...

Da's... mah dawgs!

Frosty and Taffy -- Mom and dad

Luca and Gipsy -- Boy and girl

Coquette -- Cousin, lives in Miami with my sister. Luca doesn't really consider her a cousin and he wants some of that.

Best be petting them!

I bet she's a lesbian...

...and that everybody in her family is a repressed gay. Fucked up bitch.

I present to you Shirley Phelps.

Once again, give it for Cannibal Corpse (feat. Jim Carrey)

I love the Cannibal Corpse scene in Ace Ventura, pero nunca había visto este pedazo de Ace performing with the band, gotta love it. And as Poti pointed out, es la misma del video de Du RAt.

If you´re at work, blast them speakers!

TOMMY SEEBACH

in light of recent laughing attacks in the band room after 3 joints, i decided to do a little (very little) research on who the guys in the cannibal corpse video were. seebach died of alcoholism related problems at an amuzement park. he was danish (which would explain how benito couldnt figure out the lyrics) and had minor musical success.

people in the US have rediscovered him thanks to youtube and this crazy video he made... i wanna do some acid in cerro azul and make a video just like it, con la misma musica y todo... later we sync in some lemmimusic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Seebach

PROPAGANDHI tickets on sale TODAY!!!!!

for da rat...

props

Lemmi gay funny

So Marc Belanger sent me this email with a bunch of pics from Danny's Birthday BBQ. Estas dos fotos estaban pegadas and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. We look so godamn jolly it's scary, haha very gay. It's all about good times. I need smiley pics de Poti, Yanks y Alba, and we gots ourselves a gay CD cover.

edilogo

you know that hand-written document in manny's parents downstairs bathroom that you look at when you piss? i took a picture (thanks busch) of the word editoriales and made the editoris logo with alba's photoshop skills. namas me falta el.com.

discuss

polyface

i thought this was pretty funny. and im tired of looking at galletita when i log in.

Nothing to post? Snatch!

Man, tanta plata que se meten estas zorras y no se pueden comprar un buen pantie? No sé si es modita estar enseñando galletita, o si están tan drogadas como para darse cuenta que está pasando down there, o en su vida, o en el fucking mundo. Anyways, enjoy... or puke, or laugh, or all three at the same time. Much respect,

Hey yoooo THE RAT!

post something... anything... somebody... hen hao, hen hao!

Really bad CD art

Bored creations. Esta sería como una versión Spinal Tap de una portada de un cd de Lemmiwinks, haha que gallo. Just for shits and giggles. Mondays can suck ma balls, peace!

"Ya se estan dando cuenta que en Panama se escucha punk"

I sent this to the underground scene at CAT... the quote above is one of the replys that I received... Here are a couple more:

"EN VERDAD
BRUTALLLL!!! tzeeee" -Tirza

"This is great, I love to see more punk rock bands in my country,,, talk to Poti and let him he have my support on the radio (Don Pepe)... only for my entrance + 2" -Yiyo

"heyyy yankee gracias por el dato !! Propaganghi ruless !!!!"

This about sums it up...

For Poti... (and other BTF I, II & III enthusiasts)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6925533.stm

For Geeks Only

Wopa Yankee!

Panamacock! The evidence!

Alright guys... behold! The truth shall set you free!

R.O.S.C.A.

further info:
http://www.ndstaff.com/wp/2007/06/21/fechas-y-orden-del-panamarock-nuevas-bandas/#comments

uh oh!

jennie leaving soon...
beware...
...miegda!

which one is better?

poti? or impostor?

CHUCK NORRIS RAT IN CHINA

Could it be possible that the rat is the victim of a Nefarious blog-blocking scheme by the Chinese government. Anybody know anything about this. Yo se que en China muchos sitios son prohibidos, blogs being one of them. Has anyone come in contact with the Rat? I submitted an email to Mister Ale-man but have yet to receive a reply. Any news, anyone?

que gallon este man!

hoy me meti to check my myspace messages cuando veo yet another event invitation by this guy chris kanik. he asked for a friend request months ago and i accepted since he's a comedian and i like giving comedians a break even if they dont have "the goods."

the thing is, his event invitations are dated for like 2008 o algo which he did on purpose to stay on the top of people's event lists foreva! hoy me cabrie and i sent him a message (which i cant find at the moment) saying something along the lines of stop it! im sick of your event invitations! i live in panama, im not going... now lick my balls.

his reply:

I'd rather not lick your balls.! If you weren't so self absorbed you would realize they are not invitations to come see a show but rather a video premier. Learn how to read you degenerate mouth breathing myspace elitist jackass.

lick your own balls - or better yet have someone of the opposite sex lick your balls. that would be a change of pace for you.

my reply to that:

you think i have time to read every single event invitation you send? especially now with that gay ass picture you got going on? is myspace all you got going for you, bro? myspace celebrity? if that doesnt say loser then i dont know what does.

i dont see any other comedians telling people from the third world to come check out their video premiere at the little "who gives a shit" bar around the corner from your one bedroom apartment!

guess what biatch, if you were funny, people would care... go stick your head up pablo francisco's ass and come up with new material! and yes, you will lick my balls.

check you later queer...

his reply:
It's ok thatr you're gay./ I'm sure your parents still love you.

...............................

i find it real funny how this "hotshot" comedian retaliates which such lame insults. anyways, for further info, check out his shit...

www.myspace.com/chriskanik

hold me closer tony danza

whoever gets it should get a kickitty key outta this.

Lemmiwinks not a notable band?

Es natural buscarse a uno mismo, o el nombre de su banda en google, wikipedia, etc. So I did y me di cuenta que al buscar Lemmiwinks en Wikipedia, you are redirected to the plot summary of the related Soth Park episode. Como ya tenía cuenta abierta en Wikipedia, se me ocurrió escribir un pequeño articulo de la banda para ser priti y tripiarme cada vez que buscaba lemmiwinks en wikipedia y salia info de nosotros.

Fue un lío encontrar como escribir un articulo nuevo, aparentemente no es tan fácil para que la gente no ponga tanta mierda - luego de más o menos decifrarlo me pongo a escribir algo breve de la banda. Lo guardo, hago el search, y whammm! apareció lo que escribí. Emocionado le digo a Poti por msn que busque lemmi en wiki y me dice que ya lo había visto; le apareció el fucking articulo de south park. Lo cambio denuevo y nada. Lo hago una tercera vez, y me mandan un mensajito que pueden leer a en el print screen. Aparentemente no somos wiki material. Suck ma balls wikipedia. We should use this pic para el arte del cd one day.

just so you know...

once upon a time there was a girl named rachel that went to the lemmiwinks myspace to check out whatever and saw a message from a girl named jeni referred to yankee as a reply from a previous message that yankee had sent to her. the message read something about blue mentioned as one of the band members of lemmiwinks and so like any normal girl would do she decided to investigate who this jeni girl was...

as we all know, jeni's myspace is full of EVIDENCE linking blue to an affair that took place in the month of may. you can guess what happened next.

you have been warned.

BBC EARTH

THE RAT WHERE ARE U? CHAIRMAN MAO NO USE INTERNET IN CN? EAT A POISONOUS RAT EMPANADA? WHERE IS MY DVD. NOBODY IN YOUR HOUSE KNOWS ABOOT IT! HOPE ALL IS WELL. CUIDADO CON EL DIENTELYN GLYCOL AND THE CLOUDS OF TOXIC GAS, RAMPANT INDUSTRIALIZATION AND THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET. PEACE....

Somebody post somethin...

Bien!

tell your sisters

you know you are watching the whole thing!

Hello Bollos! Do you guys, by any chance, recall this post...?

Tania belongs to an impartial political party from Belgium named the NEE, which works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote ‘no’ if they find that none of the parties deserve their vote. According to te NEE website, " ‘No’-votes would simply create empty seats in parliament, resulting in a loss of income and power for the other parties, and giving the voters the power to sanction politicians if needed."

In order to attract attention to the NEE, Tania poses naked for her campaign ads and offers things like "40,000 blowjobs" if you vote for her. I ain't from Belgium, but guess who signed up for one of them 40,000 BJ's?

That's right... I did... and guess what happened???

It turns out that the NEE recently became an internationally known concept, by launching this satirical ‘40,000 blowjobs’ campaign. It was aimed to be a stab at the general international political climate that's filled with false promises (we know what those are right? 0 corrupcion, mas empleos, yada yada yada, Martincito, "La Doña", El Toro, Pichulo?)

So did Tania deliver? Yes she did... technically speaking... the following video is a reply that she sent to all those that signed up! So enjoy... I know I did ;-)

move over bad plus, here's the BAD BLUS!

these just fell on my lap. enjoy...