Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

Friday, December 18, 2009

At the stroke of midnight



I will have a tall glass of cold milk and proceed to take a massive shit, symbolizing my appreciation for the birthday of our cheese-loving sewer-dweller, da Rat.





Happy birthday nigga!

It's Friday bitches!


Time for Blue to hit the streets and rock the hoes with his dashing pickup moves.




Jedi Computer

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

MESSAGE FROM KENT TO CESAR

I will go with your guy next time for sure. Ha next time.

Thanks,
Kent
nofx

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Print Screen

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Bugged by Poti



With a name like that, it's impossible not to bug her

Friday, December 11, 2009

I think this is how we lost Him.



You have to say he went down with valor.

I used to know a man named BLUE



R.I.P. Good Friend you will be missed. =(
12-29-80 to 10-31-09

Ray of Light

If the name Ray Lewis sounds remotely familiar at all, you will find this funny.

Monday, November 23, 2009

Chocolate Lanvin

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Hang out with Josh Freese, or Maynard

Haha check out the different price options for Josh Freese's new album, se ponen desbocadas!



http://joshfreese.com/buynow/7/

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Prediction? Pain!


Manning better wipe that look off his face before the Pats knock it off. I don't hate the Colts; I pity the fools.

Party at Busch's. Sunday night. Best be there.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

Busted with your mom.

When "I was with your mom" is not actually a joke ...unless you have no part in this, in which case it's an awesome joke.

Father giving the green light for his kid to beat the shit out of the other kid was priceless. "Take care of business son."  Badass.

The question is: Staged, or real?

Marriage and Horses

Does this sound familiar anyone. HAHAHAHA

Monday, November 09, 2009

Quiero un Proyector potente como este!



Asumo que son holandeses... Fuckin' cool!

Sunday, November 08, 2009

Wednesday, November 04, 2009

This could happen to you... I'm serious!

Brazil man appears at own funeral

Map

A 59-year-old Brazilian man has surprised his family by turning up at his own funeral, local media report.

Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, a bricklayer, had identified him as the victim of a car crash in southern Parana state the previous day.

Police told O Globo newspaper that relatives had trouble identifying the corpse because it was badly disfigured.

It emerged that Mr Goncalves had spent the night drinking a rum-like liquor called "pinga" with his friends.

He did not get word of his funeral until it was already happening on Monday morning, his niece Rosa Sampaio said.

She said some family members - including herself and the man's mother - had doubts, but an aunt and four friends had positively identified the body.

"What were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral," she told O Globo.

A police spokesman welcomed the happy ending: "Before long, the walking dead appeared at the funeral. It was a relief," the unnamed officer told the paper.

The body was correctly identified later, he said, and buried in another state.

Monday, November 02, 2009

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2713770784366328585#

crazy fuckers again


ya que no se puede ver con lo que postie.

Friday, October 30, 2009

We need some glamour shots



Lemmi debería tomarse unas fotos así bien pro para poner en facebook. Esta banda se llama "Uncle's Trip" de aquí de Panamá y aunque no me gusta romper a nadie, no me pude resistir con estas fotos.

Hold your Wee for a Wii (actual name to a real contest)



A jury awarded $16 million to the family of a Sacramento-area woman who died in a 2007 radio stunt in which participants chugged water and held their bladders in order to win a Wii.

Jennifer Strange (pictured), a mom to three kids, died of apparent water intoxication during "Hold Your Wee for a Wii," a contest held by KDND-FM of Sacramento in January 2007, not two months after the Wii debuted and demand for the console was white-hot.

The jury found the station negligent in the death, especially for ignoring several warnings that the point of the stunt - drinking a ton of water and refusing to pee - could have fatal consequences.

Ten station employees were fired after the death; Entercom Sacramento, the company that owns KDND, sounds like it will not be appealing the verdict. A spokesman told the Los Angeles Times that, "We respect the jury's decision and hope that it will assist the Strange family in coping with its loss."

During the trial a tape of the program revealed that an on-air host had mentioned the potential fatal effects of drinking too much water - citing a 2005 fraternity hazing death. A listener also called to advise they not try the stunt.

Strange was trying to win the console for her three children. She finished in second place. After the contest she rushed with the winner to the bathroom to vomit; by the afternoon, she was dead.

SOURCE

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Nintendo Newspaper

Monday, October 26, 2009

CRAZY fuckers....

That's it, I'm moving to Japan...



Yanx, llegaaaa

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Wednesday, October 21, 2009

For mah dawgs


Cuz all you fools need some positive reinforcement from da Blus brother.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Heavyweight Skateboarding Division

The little fat boy that couldn't.


Fat Kid Stuck in a Skating Bowl - Watch more Funny Videos

Thursday, October 15, 2009

Monday, October 12, 2009

Crazy Way of Making Music

So many ideas, so little time. This dude has a fun job.

Saturday, October 10, 2009

for our dawgs abroad

Thursday, October 08, 2009

Butthead's Daughter!



Miegdahhhh

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Thom Yorke + Nigel Godrich + Flea



We miss all the good shit.

Sunday, October 04, 2009

i dont wanna lose you guys

Thursday, October 01, 2009

Mount your steeds and ride forth to the Irish praeries

I'm already on my way on my Tennessee stud. Peace!

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HBO's fantasy 'Game of Thrones' URGENTLY needs male horseriders!

HBO have begun production in Belfast of their latest TV series 'A Game of Thrones' based on George R.R. Martin's award winning novel of the same name. Described as "an epic struggle for power set in a vast and violent fantasy kingdom" - our extras are surely in for a treat. The starring cast includes Sean Bean, Mark Addy, Peter Dinklage and Lena Headey amongst many more.

Filming is due to take place in Northern Ireland in the last week of October and first two weeks of November and of course all our medieval and character faces that have been used on Universal's feature film "Your Highness" will be at the top of the list for this project, however, the thing we urgently require for paid work are CONFIDENT & EXPERIENCED MALE HORSERIDERS, aged 16-60. If this describes you or someone you know, please send in a clear photo along with full name, height and contact telephone numbers to carla@extrasni.com URGENTLY.

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Cool iPhone App



No way in hell they'll ever make a version for PTY, pero... Damn.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

In the Spirit of Assholeness

I've met an a-hole or two in my time, including the one I see in the mirror, but few of them have managed to score a perfect 10/10 stars of pure assholeness.

The creators of this display may or may not deserve the whole 10 stars, but if they don't, they come pretty close.

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Monday, September 21, 2009

Finally!



We should all go y tripiarlo como si fuera un stand up de un gran comediante, just laugh all the way.

Friday, September 18, 2009

Click it

Click this!

Just do it!

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Yo da Yanks

You might find this interesting.

Disappearing planes in the Bermudas Triangle appear to be unrelated to Yankee's cock.

Bermudas Triangle Mystery: Solved. Sorta. Uhm, probably.

boomerang


Wednesday, September 16, 2009

Inbreeding Alert

Monday, September 14, 2009

Last night's Bears game brought back memories







New QB, same shit!

Tonight. Busch Residence. 6:00PM. Daaaa... Bills.


"
You kinda get the sense that Bills fans aren't thinking about winning on Monday night so much as they're thinking about avoiding embarrassment: "But even though receiver Terrell Owens(notes) makes his much-anticipated Buffalo debut tonight, there's a sense of anxiety among Bills fans in advance of the nationally televised game at Gillette Stadium. Will it be ugly? New England has whipped the Bills by an average score of 29.1 to 8.7 during the last 11 meetings." "

-Buffalo News

The pumped up:
























VS


The flabby:


NO BENITO, IT'S DEAD! muahahaha!

It's Alive!

Saturday, September 05, 2009

WORLD PREMIERE!

185 views in 6 hours (not counting facebook), not bad...

Monday, August 31, 2009

Flyer

Thursday, August 27, 2009

Lots of possibilities

You know that uber-popular plastic-instrument-wielding music game thats available for the PS3, the Xbox, PC, and who knows what else and it's not Guitar Hero??...yeah, Rock Band, that one...

well, for any musicians who are interested, the people who make the game will release a computer program that will allow you to code your recorded songs into a format that can be played in this game and downloaded by gamers and you even get paid for it (if people download it that is)

all the details are in this link (there's a lot of info, so im not posting the whole article here):
http://kotaku.com/5346803/power-to-the-people-how-rock-band-network-expands-the-game-gets-any-song-online

if this is done well, it could be HUGE (from a user generated content standpoint)

Monday, August 24, 2009

Calling All BOLLOS

does ANYONE have a decent picture of Nishi??? Please post or send to jc_editoris@yahoo.com, URGENT!!!

Some people have time for everything

Wait till it loads and fast forward to 2:05

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Facebook Noob

Thursday, August 20, 2009

You be the judge

I may rot in hell for this, but, dammit, I say that's a dude.

Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:00 pm EDT

Is the favorite in the women's 800m actually a man?

The favorite in the women's 800m at the world track championships will run under suspicion that she's actually a man.

After bursting onto the scene with the world's fastest time three weeks ago at a junior meet, South Africa's Caster Semenya, 18, has been dogged by gender-swapping accusations. She will undergo complex gender testing (it's not as easy as you'd think) after her race tonight, but the results won't be available for a few weeks. Semenya had the fastest qualifying time of the eight competitors.

South African officials have acknowledged the controversy, but are standing by Semenya. Molatelo Malehopo, general manager of Athletics South Africa, told UK's Daily Mail:

"She is a female. We are completely sure about that and we wouldn't have entered her into the female competition if we had any doubts.

We have not been absent-minded, we are very sure of her gender. We are aware of the claims that have been made but our aim at the moment is to prepare Caster for the race this evening."

It's nothing new for a great female athlete to be accused of being a man. Babe Didrikson, perhaps the greatest sportswoman of all-time, was constantly being hounded by such slurs. And it's also not unheard of for a man to compete as a woman.

But despite the breathless reports from British and Australian newspapers, there doesn't seem to be any concrete evidence that Semenya is actually a man other than the fact that she runs really fast, has a defined physique and doesn't have the most feminine of features.

It's interesting that the speculation immediately turned to gender rather than steroids, as the latter would be a more logical way to cheat. Normally when athletes lower their personal bests by wide margins, the talk immediately turns toward doping. Not in this case.

And if Semenya was actually a man, wouldn't he/she try to do more to look like a woman? I mean, I've seen Tootsie. Dustin Hoffman didn't go into that TV studio with a buzz cut and form-fitting pants. He put on a dress, teased the hair and wore nail polish and makeup. He sold it. If Semenya was trying to switch genders, wouldn't there be some more effort to glam it up?

The whole thing is pretty insulting and I feel bad for the 18-year old that is getting dragged through this. Maybe she's a he. If that's proven, then I'll be first in line to criticize. But right now there's nothing to suggest that there's anything nefarious going on other than the jealous whispers of competitors.

Update: If there were whispers before, they'll likely turn to shouts now. Caster Semenya thoroughly dominated the field in the 800m final tonight in Berlin, hitting the tape a full 25 meters ahead of the field.

While the other runners were laboring in the backstretch, Semenya looked like she was out for a Sunday jog. Her 1:55.46 was the fastest winning time at the world championships since 1993.

And not that this means anything either way, but when Semenya raised her arms in triumph after the race it was clear that she doesn't shave her armpits. To go back to the Tootsie comparison, if Semenya is actually a man, she/he isn't trying very hard to mask it.

The IAAF insists that the gender testing of Semenya is a "medical issue" not one of foul play.

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

I love this band, with a passion

Apparently, they have been recording lately (which is great news), and have put up one of the songs for download...in a TORRENT site...RIAA be damned

get that song here or here

Friday, August 14, 2009

I am about to foil Da Rat's weekend plans...


Star Wars sushi sticks! Rat, you know you want these... really bad... like right now... the Force is calling... search your feelings... who wants to watch Animal Collective when you can use these things to eat AND have the coolest, imaginary tiny lightsaber fights with your wife and Sancho!
Phish is so 1998... and you've even forgetten who Bob Hesketh is!

Purchase these, you will!
-Yoda







One way to define irony...

Thursday, August 13, 2009

EMPLEADA STORIES

ese man diske "abner" (panamanian hot shot director) is making a documentary on empleadas y sus patrones y me pidio que hechara algun cuento que tenga involving empleadas (i was leaning towards the miriam story at the beach where we got chicho to say he wanted to fuck miriams sister and the ferny aftermath). anyways, he also asked me to ask my friends to see if they wanted to come out and tell their stories.

anybody got anything?

Tech Advice

Hello my techie friends. Quería ver si alguien sabía de una opción para music playback en mi farmacia todo el día que pueda estar conectada a la pared y tocar. El Ipod Shuffle does not charge and play. Sucks. Alguien usa otro aparato que se pueda conectar a bocinas y a la pared y quede chiliando and playing all day? Mi unica opción es un expensive IPOD ah?

Thanks!

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Thriller Remix, 1 dude, live



Shepherd of the Beat, do you not have this looping pedal????

Heath Ledger's Last Film



I might want to get high to see this.

Monday, August 10, 2009

i have no idea why im even posting this

I Wants. Check this shit out. BAD ASS!!!!



I think I might crash this shit too...Bet it costs some real cash.

Sunday, August 09, 2009

Crazy mofo!



Think it's real or fake??? Can't really tell - if it's fake, it's exceedingly well done!

Da Rat's idea of a family outing...

...10 years from now

Friday, August 07, 2009

Fucking Madden 2010 Sountrack ROCK!!!!

Check this shit out MAN!!!!!!!!!!

http://insideblog.easports.com/archive/2009/07/25/madden-nfl-10-soundtrack-clips.aspx

I am buying this as soon as it comes out.

District 9

You best BELIEVE I'm seeing this shit when and if it ever comes out in Panama.

The things I would do with Peter Jackson sponsoring me...

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

RAT, You and Cristina should have learned from this guy how to use the Tapabocas



HAHAHAHA, Funny shit, this was in Colombia on the news by the way.

Monday, August 03, 2009

One Handed Guitarist



I got no excuses... If you want it bad enough, you can do it.

Battles on Holland

Vi este video el otro dia en Later with Jools Holland (best show eva), la banda se llama Battles, es el baterista viejo de Helmet, el guitarrista de Don Caballero y otros manes locos, ta tripioso, enjoy.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Organic has no health benefits

according to this article in bbc.com...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8174482.stm

manny, say it aint so!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

I was gonna take him, to get fixed












I think the Rat has paid his due for his illicit pigfucking activities.

Somebody fix this man!

Monday, July 27, 2009

Exemplary Mom Builds 98-Inch Screen Inside Kid's Bedroom Ceiling

very dangerous idea... for all of us!

http://gizmodo.com/5323788/exemplary-mom-builds-98%20inch-screen-inside-kids-bedroom-ceiling

kaki king stop motion thousands of pictures

andy mckee, and then kaki king

Sunday, July 26, 2009

Hey yo DA YANK

This is like your dream situation, isn't it?

Saturday, July 25, 2009

Friday, July 24, 2009

Get well soon Rat

cooler buddies,
i think da rat is sick
his lack of posts during the past two days has led me to believe he has been ill
and not able to go to work
by not showing up to work, da rat cannot post
get well soon buddy

Football season is coming







You guys are free to join this game if you can't wait to get your football fill.

You get to create a player and build him up every season. You don't have to pay or anything-- your player will still level up with experience from games and daily training and you can join leagues appropriate to your level. It's actually pretty cool, I've been playing it for a year, and it only takes a couple of minutes per day.

I'll just post the features it offers instead of explaining (click to enlarge).

Tuesday, July 21, 2009

ey yo the administrator

happy birthday dude
come celebrate with your dawgs
have an abuelo

Monday, July 20, 2009

A serious message from MCA



Here's to a speedy recovery...

football season cant come soon enough

Friday, July 17, 2009

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Common Sense FAIL

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

OVNI...yo quiero uno

bad trailers





Tuesday, July 14, 2009

More fun with the fuhrer

In light of recent postings, i remeber seeing this about a year ago... it's more ... Panama centric

Richard D. James la tiene

Monday, July 13, 2009

The Monday Movie From Wayback Machine

In light of good times on Saturday, I've decided that each monday I'm gonna post a trailer to a movie from back in the day, just for good time's sake.

Poti, Yanx, this one's for you!

Interesting Article, for these Interested...

Panama Canal Project Opens a Tropical Window
Serge Bloch


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By NATALIE ANGIER
Published: July 6, 2009

THE CULEBRA CUT, Panama — You can’t leave Aldo Rincón alone for a moment.


As a small knot of scientists and visitors dressed in hard hats and orange safety vests milled around on the banks of the Panama Canal, chatting about the $5 billion expansion program now under way to widen the storied canal and so accommodate the ever-fatter freighters that ply the planet’s seas, Mr. Rincón, 30, quietly pulled a few digging tools from his backpack. He squatted down near an unremarkable-looking patch of pebbles and broken rock and began methodically scraping away in the dirt.

The helmeted throng wandered off briefly to inspect a sloping chop of sedimentary and volcanic layer cake that the construction project had exposed nearby. On returning to Mr. Rincón and his rasping trowel, scientists and guests alike gasped with amazement. In a mere 15 minutes of work, Mr. Rincón, a paleontology intern with the Smithsonian Tropical Research Institute, had unearthed a big, beautiful fossilized femur bulging up pertly from a sedimentary substrate. The bone was about seven inches long and so flawlessly preserved it looked fit for a soup pot.

Mr. Rincón, tall, slender, monkishly focused and wearing sideburns, fashionable black plastic-framed glasses and a braided leather bracelet, guessed that the femur belonged to an extinct species of llama that lived in the area some 20 million years ago. He should know: he has found llama bones before, as well as the mineralized mementos of prehistoric crocodiles, peccaries, anacondas, giant tortoises.

One of his discoveries, of a partial skull from a leaf-eating horse, was described in the May issue of the Journal of Paleontology, in an article by Bruce MacFadden of the Florida Museum of Natural History.

“Aldo has an amazing ability to find fossils,” said Camilo Montes, his supervisor at the Panamá Geology Project. “Whenever he digs, he finds another fossil.”

These days, Mr. Rincón and scores of other scientists are digging as fast as they can in the shadows of the really big dig that is the Panama canal expansion program, the most ambitious overhaul to the complex array of locks, channels, dams and bridges since the canal was built a century ago.

The Panamanian government initiated the project for purely economic reasons. In its current configuration, the 51-mile shortcut between the Pacific and Atlantic Oceans can grant passage only to boats carrying up to 65,000 tons of cargo. But many international shipping companies increasingly prefer to use mega-freighters that can haul up to 300,000 tons.

As a result, the Panama Canal has been losing business to other transoceanic routes; and with canal tolls amounting to close to $100,000 per ship per one-way crossing, and potentially more for the giant freighters, the government decided it had no choice but to widen and straighten the canal to make room for the S.U.V.’s of the seas.

For scientists, the massive engineering project promises spectacular spinoffs. The tropics are thought to be nature’s romper room, the habitat where the majority of the world’s life forms got their start and thus of great interest to evolutionary scholars. Yet the very conditions conducive to biological diversity and innovation end up obscuring life’s biography. The sun, the water, the greedily growing plants: nothing remains exposed for long, and fossil evidence is pushed ever deeper beneath successive pages of growth and decay.

Tropical verdure also masks tropical geology, the underlying story of how the landscape came to be. This blurring is a particular shame in the case of the Panamanian isthmus, given its pivotal role as a bridge between two continents. Geologists have longed to understand how and when the isthmus arose, but the tropics aren’t Arizona and there is no Grand Canyon to serve as an open book.

The five-year Panama canal expansion project, begun last year, offers scientists a kind of drive-by canyon experience, a brief yanking back of the chlorophyll cloak. Using dynamite, bulldozers, backhoes, excavators and many, many shovels, workers will be rearranging hundreds of millions of cubic meters of dirt and rock. “There’s nothing else like it, to get this much exposure in the tropics,” Dr. Montes said. “We cannot lose this scientific opportunity.”

Carlos Jaramillo, also of the Smithsonian, said, “We know we’re just guests here, but at least they’re digging us a $5 billion hole.”

At the canal there are neither slow boats nor rain checks. The moment workers blast open a new cut, researchers must move in immediately and gather what data they can. Not only is the jungle always ready to reclaim naked land, but the canal authorities are similarly devoted to quick forest restoration, and they will add topsoil where needed to spur a fresh round of stabilizing vegetation. They want no repeat of the many tragedies that accompanied the building of the original canal, when thousands died in landslides because the terrain had been too quickly stripped bare.

“We’re in a race against time,” Dr. Jaramillo said.

Speed dating for scientists has already borne fruit. Through analyzing more than 2,000 fossils, the stratigraphic record revealed by each new rock cut, paleomagnetic data, isotope ratios, carbon signatures and more, researchers are getting a sense of what an ancient tropical rain forest looked like.

Some 15 million years ago, when Panama served as the southernmost outpost of the North American continent and the land bridge had yet to form, the forest was nevertheless a crossover dream. Its fauna, according to Dr. MacFadden of the Florida museum, was similar to the animals then living in Florida and Texas, which means leaping llamas and leaf-eating horses that looked like large tapirs, and mid-size tapirs that looked like tapirs, and forest rhinoceroses, and an especially fierce carnivore that was half-bear and half-dog. Yet the flora looked South American, the apparent result of seeds traversing the ocean on currents of water or wind and finding friendly soil in the Panamanian swelter.

Starting around 10 million years ago, the isthmus of Panama began to form, and researchers are finding that the tiny country is one of the most geologically complex places on earth, part Caribbean, part North American, part a tiny piece from an island in the middle of the Pacific, part a tiny piece from an island arc. “Four tectonic plates are involved, and all of them are colliding in Panama,” Dr. Jaramillo said. “You won’t find that sort of tectonic plate configuration anywhere else in the world.”

Moreover, while most of the world’s tectonic plates are rigid, now slamming together, now breaking apart, the plates of Panama are rubbery.

“They seem to be bending, and we don’t know why,” Dr. Jaramillo said.

Maybe they’re warming up for the day when, high over their head, the revamped locks are opened and the wide loads start coming through.

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Inspirational video of the week

disfruten su vida que se va rápido!

Friday, July 10, 2009

Obama Recovers


Obama later on learned a bit of discretion, probably after getting bitched at (or just picturing his wife bitching). The French and Italian presidents didn't give a fuck.

You know you're badass when...

When people break into your house and this happens:

Thieves flee after breaking into Dolph Lundgren's Spanish home

Dolph Lundgren can be seen to the left wearing some very Soviet-looking red and yellow trousers. He is also pretty much the only Russian in history that you can just refer to as "The Russian" and people know exactly who you're talking about.

Thursday, July 09, 2009

Mira como Chavez Miente....

facebook.com/bestbandever

Had to be done!

Bumper sticker material. Good night, guys...

Wednesday, July 08, 2009

tough decision!

lemmiwinks has 1,004 facebook fans...

we need a username. lemmiwinks is taken. can't make up my mind!

this is what i got so far that are available:

lemmiwinkspeludo
bestbandever
elgallinazo
lemmiwinkspanama or lemmiwinks507 (boring)

what is this?

martial law advertising

whaaaat!?

this is nuts

Another US polititian crosses the line



This one spreads the gospel about fags being The Devil. She best not ever see the Rat crossing the street as she's driving.

Tuesday, July 07, 2009

The Cooler is suffering due to the crisis as well??

Number of posts as of July 1st 2008 = 240

Number of posts as of July 1st 2009 = 149

We are down 38% from our output in comparison to last year, if this was a company we'd be in deep shit...blame this on:

- people getting married
- dont have time to post at the office
- da rat disappearing for 2-3 months
- others (or other??)

This must be rectified at once!

Monday, July 06, 2009

micro machine

Bathtub IV from Keith Loutit on Vimeo.

PRETTY COOL

Friday, July 03, 2009

guabation tonight

BYOB if you like, I'll have some abuelo waiting for you fools, 8:00 onwards!

Thursday, July 02, 2009

katia rock style

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

Turn OFF the water Meing!

To the biggest cuecs


Drinking Abuelo = Manly

Not drinking Abuelo = Cuecs

Being in Panama = Manly

Not being in Panama = Cuecs

So, by this definition, we have 2 cuecs in this blog, but one of them far exceeds the other in terms of both distance from Panama and time of her last consumed Abuelo beverage.

To that one I tell this:

Book 12 will go on stores Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Not sure how it works in Spain, you might have to order it from the UK or sumthin'. Unless you want Mat's battle cry to be Me cago en la ostia, then by all means get it at your friendly neighborhood bookstore.


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Time to jump ship....

Pirate Bay Purchased

The Administrator Speaks!! [thundering voice]

If we dont know you, then you dont post in this blog, plain and siMple...hence greenwers is someone we know...hAviNg said that, dude, i hope you have a good explaNation for that nickname...cause it's gaY.

Monday, June 29, 2009

Since We've Been Wrong

New Mars Volta... These crackas put out an album a year, apparently? Assholes.

Since We've Been Wrong

Sunday, June 28, 2009

See this.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Meet the Valentine's

Faye Valentine























FAIL Valentine

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

It Might Get Loud



I know some of y'all despise U2 (manny...), but, shit... This looks AWESOME.

Friday, June 19, 2009

Wise words from Master Oogway (yes... it's a Kung Fu Panda reference...)

Galán se lleva a la mujer,
chequera ($$$) mata a Galán...
pero Galán con chequera...
NO LO MATA NADIE!
-Eduardo Gonzalez Sr.

and a small video to go with it

Fail Song

I tried to make it light and include some funny. Anyway, my professor told me to try writing poetry in Spanglish, and my first attempt is looking more like a salsa/merengue song. I fail. Help me make it suck less.


La food es vida
Can't live sin comida
But la soup ya no hay
Soldado spoon me a lie

Says the capitano:
'Estoy aqui for your good'
Answers the campechano:
'Por qué you take my food?'

My work es mi vida
Cuando la tierra es my own
Pero tuviste que come along
And now mi vida es done

Ahora tengo que work for you
So I can eat just migajas
Y encima de everything
You also took mi mujer

Y no hay nada que I can do
What´s left for me es pajas
Solito in my lin tintin
Now I´m really en la verg

Thursday, June 18, 2009

HELLCAT PASSES ON LEMMI

Hellcat = Tim Armstrong's Label

Hi Eddie,



A naked came to me in a fever dream after I caught food poisoning and told me to write and say thank you for sending me your CD.



Unfortunately we aren’t signing any bands at the moment.



I’m really enjoying the Peludo CD.



Thank you for thinking of Hellcat Records.



Chris





Christopher LaSalle

Hellcat Records- Los Angeles www.hell-cat.com

213-413-7353 (x206)

este man si no tiene nada que hacer

dedocio

Wednesday, June 17, 2009

Capt'n Yanks Birthday Party

Hey Crackers it's the Yanks Birthday and today
we are going to have some Tacos and Karaoke at
the Busch household for the bests' of Friends.

Lluegen de las 7 en adelante.

It's our dawgs birthday. Don't go overboard
with the extra invites to random as people.

Remember, I's gots to work tmrw.

PEACE!!!!

Friday, June 12, 2009

Red Neck Fire Alarm



I don't remember having one of these in Indiana,
I guess I ain't no Redneck...hahaha

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Cool Scoring

Estos junky makeshift instruments suenan delcarajo, I know at least Poti will trip this.
Have a good day fuckers.

Stop... Hammer TIME!

Why do I like this so much?

A Sampling of Indian Cinema

Saturday, June 06, 2009

For Da Rat

It's got Lorenzo Lamas in it

Friday, June 05, 2009

For Star Wars fans

This is the BEST trailer for anything related to Star Wars ever:
[its the HD VERSION so it takes a bit but its worth it]

Thursday, June 04, 2009

MISSED THIS ONE, RAT

Monday, June 01, 2009

WATCH THIS MOVIE

http://www.mininova.org/tor/2551158

Friday, May 22, 2009

Indefinite detention? Shame on you... President Obama

Watch this shit!



Miegda, He's lost it.

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Paranoid Android a lo Nintendo



I wonder con que lo hicieron.

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Next Lemmi video

Not that I have any desire whatthefucksoever to see any of you 4 naked or nothing, but...



or



Derrepente con unas pingas postiza con pixelacion pa que no tengan que sacar nada y la gente aun asi vea??? jajajajajaaa

Monday, May 11, 2009

Check out the link, Maybe we all should go on this Cruise. haha

http://www.gunslot.com/forum/somali-cruise-package

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Friday, April 17, 2009

Wolf vs. Pig

More stop motion funkiness. Este si ta very crazy...

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Tree Man

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Last call for Da Rat's Wedding

As it stands, I've got 2 available beds at my house. Blue and Yankee have confirmed they'll room together. So basically, this leaves one room with 2 beds for either a married couple (mi vieja no deja que hay pareja en cuarto junto a menos que esten casados) or 2 rejos or 2 rejas...

I wanna get this shit booked and confirmed from y'all sooner rather than later. I leave on the 23rd of April. I will personally give you instructions on how to get there if you wanna be hooked up. 2 free beds that are walking distance from the wedding venue, people, don't let it go to waste. Free!

Thursday, April 09, 2009

Bruce Lee vs. Iron Man

Something about stop motion fights....

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Stewie sings Rocket Man



You gotta love the little bastard.

New Favorite Timewaster

http://balldroppings.com/js/

Monday, April 06, 2009

AHORA SI (NOW YES)!

me avisan como termina, it was too painful for me

BLUE MIGHT LIKE THIS ONE

Friday, April 03, 2009