Friday, June 19, 2009

Fail Song

I tried to make it light and include some funny. Anyway, my professor told me to try writing poetry in Spanglish, and my first attempt is looking more like a salsa/merengue song. I fail. Help me make it suck less.


La food es vida
Can't live sin comida
But la soup ya no hay
Soldado spoon me a lie

Says the capitano:
'Estoy aqui for your good'
Answers the campechano:
'Por qué you take my food?'

My work es mi vida
Cuando la tierra es my own
Pero tuviste que come along
And now mi vida es done

Ahora tengo que work for you
So I can eat just migajas
Y encima de everything
You also took mi mujer

Y no hay nada que I can do
What´s left for me es pajas
Solito in my lin tintin
Now I´m really en la verg

8 comments:

Capt. Gallinazo said...

you can include things like
MMMMMMM mista lova lovaaa...
im tellin' ya, dis is shaggy
oh carolinaaa
MMMMMM

Pastor del Compas said...

el rock es negro nena

makachickapawa said...

la nena es negra

Beer Man said...

It looks like a cheap version of Charlie and Hash.

How to make it better? write a new one...

Ditka666 said...

Well, in part because I was trying to keep it clean. Maybe I should find a way to let loose a little more... I'll scrap this and try something else.

Ze Sharc said...

I'm digging it. Next C&H is gonna feature spoken word by you, meng!

rat said...

That's how I proposed to Christina.
Plagiarist scum.

Ditka666 said...

Rat, you're commenting on the wrong post. Your several proposals to Christina (and their generally gruesome outcomes) are detailed in the video above this post.