I am about to foil Da Rat's weekend plans...

Star Wars sushi sticks! Rat, you know you want these... really bad... like right now... the Force is calling... search your feelings... who wants to watch Animal Collective when you can use these things to eat AND have the coolest, imaginary tiny lightsaber fights with your wife and Sancho!
Phish is so 1998... and you've even forgetten who Bob Hesketh is!

Purchase these, you will!
-Yoda