The E True Hollywood Story: Judge Judy.

After recieving her LLM from Arizona University, Judge Judy briefly judged cock fights in Central America before finally moving to Talahasee to oversee gerbil reproduction. She had an innate talent for telling the males from the females, and her reputation spread quickly. Soon enough, the executives at NBC were stunned and decided Judy would make the perfect tv judge.

The next step was harder. Finding the defendants. Stupid Spicks and Niggers would do. Maybe keeping them below the poverty line and having them work low paying jobs in hotels washing dishes and sheets would make them stupid enough to embarass themselves on national television. The white folks, eager to make up for their inbred redneck motor home status, would love it.

Sure enough, the show was a hit. Everyone wanted to hang out with Judy. Jack Nicholson and even Regis praised her in interviews, and nothing seemed to ever be able to go wrong. But one day...everything took a turn for the worst...