I hate this BLOG, and I hate YOU

I hate my friends. I hate my family. I hate my job. I hate the birds that screech in my window. I hate the wind. I hate the north star. I hate the ocean and the trees. I hate the guitar. I hate shellfish. I hate crabs (not the kind you find in your pubic hair). I hate jellybeans and jellyfish. I hate an online shrink blog. I hate everything. I hate you.