Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Two items of utmost importance:

ONE: There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.



TWO:
Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.


Ok... I'm finished

1 comment:

Ditka666 said...

Hospital cost: $100,000.00

Funeral cost: $100,000.00

Dying from a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick to the Head: Priceless.