Your hood is under attack!!!

Yo the Rat. Yo mamma came here and absolutely tore the house apart and built it again in her own image. All the furniture has been rearranged and refurbished; things that didn't work have been made to work (myself included); my dead dog and some crackheads buried in the backyard were brought back to life; Anisabel is packing her bags to occupy my sister's soon to be vacant room; and the roof has been removed so I can pray to God every time I take a shit.

Alright, alright, so I lied about praying. But damn. Ana Matilde Norris outdid herself. Very, very nice. I'll drink to it fo' real.