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A Movie Review (from Jesus H. Chris on April 29th, 2008)
I have seen some terrible movies in my time. Independence Day, Armageddon, Titanic, The Departed…the list goes on. But tonight, in a bout of insomnia, i managed to watch 1 hour, 11 minutes and 58 seconds of what has to be the all-time King of all terrible, useless, obnoxious, stupid, insipid, horrid, putrid, fetid, utter shit movies: Transformers. Don’t ask me why i even tried. Just don’t. It’s not important. All i know is that my eyes actually smell like shit right now thanks to this visual bus-station toilet called a movie. I have in the past jokingly implied that violence should be visited upon those who have enjoyed such sad films. The joke is over. I hereby truly encourage people to hunt down every single person involved in the making of the Transformers movie (and their extended family members — including children and grandparents) and actually kill them. Literally. If you yourself enjoyed this movie (or were merely ambivalent about it), please consider killing yourself by nail-gunning your own eviscera to your own stupid face while sitting naked on a pail of bees you idiot.
Thank you for reading my movie review.
11 comments:
Man, I guess you really didn't like the movie then...I guess I shouldn't watch it...Thanks dude.
It's not Poti's review.
I am not a violent dude, but I share your sentiment. I would reduce the punishment to just shaving the eyebrows of anyone involved in the production; that way people on the street would go "look there's one of the dicks that contributed to that horrid fick, let's kick his balls!"
Fuck that shit. I LOVED transformers.
I regressed to the state of an 8 year old while watching it. It was my kid memories up on the big screen in high def. The fx were eye candy. I fell deeply in love with Megan Fox, who is eye crack.
That reviewer is a funny dumbass, or preferred to watch She-Ra when he was young.
I'm willing to bet he's one of those pricks that doesn't watch movies and only watches *films*.
Optimus Prime is the LORD! (have mercy)
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I watch porn, and its great!
reviewer: chris hannah
i guess no one "captated" that chris hannah wrote the review .. heheh
i'm with tha rat... transformers ruled.. megan fox is a fuckin foxette...
and i liked the departed as well hahaha
I met this Hannah Fellah and he freaked me out. But I think the feeling is mutual.
Who the fuck is Chris Hannah?
the least you can do if you dont know is look it up in wikipedia
I guess he's not related to Jen Hannah.
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