Fuck the police fuck the police fuck em!
yeah motha fucka,,,,fucking fucks, fuckers can t even fucking fuck since their fucking stomaches over lap thir small fucking dicks.
Fuck heads!
Well fuck you all, got to go fuck a bitch and fucking make her moan.
Are there any homosexuals in your comittee?
No gayyys?
Anyways,
I had a dream on Saturday that I was giving Poti the Golden Shower.
I was pissing all over him.
Before I knew it, it was done. I woke up from a terrible night of drugs and sex.
Anyways, this anonymous guy is a wussy pussy camussy!
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Peace ouuueeeut!
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what a night,,,,what a night,,,and day tooo
niiiigaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Hay dios mio papa.
This is the time to confess some shiezna.
Ok ok, so Im not there to keep up with the activities of the weekends and all that shietznabilze my nizle.
Pero fuck man, I am craving a night at Patatus or shit,,,,,,, ill go as far as El Barquillo's Penthouse touch the Couch and you get shot type places.
Man oh man can I get a witness. Amen nigga,,,Amen!
Weno.
I finally spoke to Annette Cardenas and she is expecting me to go very soon. She actually offered to get me the plane ticket to go to Bollo Land. Where dreams can become shattered by the amounts of toxics and liquor consumed on a weekly basis.
Weno weno, first thing im gonna do, Is go knock at Tommy's apartment and have a sit down with him and his wife about ErikMartiz@myvisit.com and get some shiet straight.
Jajajajaja,,,,you think Im kidding athhhhiiiiiiiiii,,,,,ok just watch me.
Second, Im gonna go to Pipos house and get him to pack his bags for like 3 days casue hes gonna join me in my adventure across the Republic.
Then Im gonna go see some old fucking sluts that I had encounters with and settle the CLUB/ DISCOTECA Appointments for the night and make sure that gets approved. Finally, I need to link up with my favorite main man MAny and get the afternoon beer in and talk some business for a while.
Poti will be busy with his music,,,,but thats ok, I will do a live song with him on stage one of those nights and make everyone envy my voice and talents. Ok, so moving along with the clorophyl.
Bush needs to be at every drinking gathering, casue Im taking a video camera for sure,,,,this way when I come back I can submit al his shit in AMERICA'S FUNNIEST DRINKING MOMENTS!
Um, dont forget the beach,,,,oh man,,,,,,,,this one is very important. I will have a nice little jar full of surprises that weekend,,,and guess what. ADULT SUPERVISION UNAUTHORIZED.
You all know what that menas,,,,,Poti no gay shit!,,,,we going down to China Town my nizzle!
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Weno,,,,,
Dates will be posted soon:
Take care and Have a nice weekend!
El MAgo!
Weno Weno papa!
Blue,,,are you like the all in one are ciggarrette and drink guy.
Dude, esa foto is just sooooo you.
All your shiet is in one corner so you know you cant lose your momentum.
Good pacing.
And Eddie, boy you always with a hoe aignt ya.
Evertime Im in the kithcen,,,,You in the kitchen.
IN THE GOD DAM REFRIGERATOR!
Anyways, I am glad this is back in action and I have some stories to tell here but they take too long.
Got arrested the other day,,,man I aignt even gonna begin,pero one night in jail sucks more ass than anyhting else.
Un tipo ahi todo tirado and shit,,,,one guy i think died in jail next to me but let me get back to you guys on that one.
Dude, Im jacking off to this nice porno I got caLLED Taxi Girls,,,,,man o man im gonna see if i can via fedex that shiet to you all.
Anyways,,,,,,,,,,where the fuck is Patton.
That guys like all mariied and shit.
Look, tell his ass when you see him que no no no,,,el bro si no viene con vaina,,,,,,,,,im gonna shove the bottle up his ass if I have to and for the other bump on the road,,,well,,,,ill deal witht hat shit too,,,,poti,,,,nice interviews, looks like you into something interesting,,,many,,,just stay cool bro and chill out with the drugs man,,,,seriously,,,,,,,,,blues,,,so what kind of rope you taking to the bars for the waiters nowadays,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,oh and i forgot,,,,,,yankeee. Uhhm,,,nothing for now.
Alberto,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,listen man,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,for the last time.
MAmame el webo
Weno Bollokrew
Bien!
El MAgo!
Eddie nice interviews,
Looks like you finding a groove.
You shall see that when I pray,,,I pray for you to be the representative that all men and women with music should visit for reason and music appreciation.
You go boy!!!!,,,,and ,,,,,SOY EL TIBURON SALCHICHA COME MICHA!
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Niiiiiiigaaaaaa......
AHORA SI,,,,,,
AHORA SI CALLATE LA BOCA!
Could it be there is a reason for me having a big dick?
Could it be that I have a special talent to produce my own Viagra throughout my own sexual hormones?
Could it be that scarface was the only real gangster who damged many lives and enhanced the mafioso lifestyle we men all copy throughout history?
Could it be that Many has the only spiritual connection to John Lenon's left off influences?
Could it be Poti is the only good guitarist in Panama?
Could it be that Blue is the first consistant non alcoholic drinker with a smile?
Could it be that Yankee is the only man how that gets all the Oriental lovas?
Could it be?
Well gentlemen............Till next time
El Mago;
Never have I felt so saddened about a celebrity in my life. I watch the tube days on and days off.
The world has lost a very nice man, and he deserves a small prayer of passion, for his spirit lives in all Animals he touched, especially reptiles.
So this new proposal is to set the record straight. I love the Ninja Turtles!I always wished that one day the Crocodile Hunter and I could of met Donatelo and Michaelangelo. I was talking to master splinter the other day and he told me. Erik(EARACHE) post a blog on Katia's Kooler and revie his spirit, for only you can bring back the spice on this kooler. He was right!
Look, for all you punks who dont care about the Turtle Power or the KAWABUNGA,,,You post something and keep me entertained or I will definately do something about this.
This is not an option.
Poti is slightly gay and Many is John Lenon cousin. Blue is a happy drunk and The Rat wishes he had the powers of Splinter. EL mena is a computer geek and Paton is lost in the sauce. Ferny is crazy and I cant wait to go back one day to the land of the free(PANAMA) and make it all good once again. Dont let me down Bollos, there is a spirit, just like the one in The Crocodile Hunter's.
LEt the games begin and just like I onced said " Were not here for a long time, but for a good time!"
Now Post gentlemen, time is running out!
EL MAgo!
Repeating all the present things, never thinking what a crazy life could bring, if you just let it all pass by. I feel my eyes they burn inside, plastic and envy is your life, I should of known where you were coming from before I trusted!
Gentlemen,,,,these words were fromt he heart when I wrote them. It was all that I observed from the world and its ordinary daily attributes. I will be craving for a new album very soon. Unfortunately, I dont have my old band but have been asked from a band coming from Los Angeles living here in Miami, to sing for them.
I will try to put a good lyical album together, I can say, that since the Purple Cows, i have seen more than I could ever expect and my brain needs to release it all. Get Ready.......
The Band is called,,,,,,,,,,,,,,INSIDE OUT!
Man I love science fiction. Especially when you are in a club and have 4 to 6 lines under your belt. Everyone looks alienistic, no really they do. I was in a Irish Pub the other day. Woppa Mama y Papa, I drank more than Poti does in a week. Poti, you better start to make shit happen here bud, none of this I cant drink shit. How you expect to travel in space if you dont got the fuel fool. Where the fuck is Ditka, fucking Football season is tarting up soon ass wipe, you better get your blues clues ass on gear for some Miami Dolphin Phone calls from el Mago himself. They got a new quarterback and dont sleep on him. Pepper with dissapoing alot of teams this season bitch! Rat, you fucking splinter looking mother fucker, where are you,,hows work? Did they change the color of your prison waredrobe? Listen bitches, Im gonna have to set a meeting soon, this is becoming rediculous.
Poti is not Director of Advertizing no more, Rat,, you are very inconsistant, and Blue, boy just keep the parties coming at the crib and have Taboga with the boat ready for my departure into space when I get there. Fuck, pussy shit, Im gonna go there and fucking make you party the right way,,,what the fuck. Poti,,,eat son, eat,,,vete a Parrillada Jimmys by Coco Del Mar and get the Bistec apanado, its big with some Arroz y Lentejas. Do something.
Soon the guitar will play you son!
Anyways, I am glad to have everyone back in KATIAS KOOLER.
Yankee, really exited for your trip, Take pictures and tell el Spanish fly de verga que he needs to get a digital camera. Tell him to make an investment for the future. I needs those codes!
I mean Bitches! jajajaj. Where is Boludo, where is everyone.
Listen fuck heads, this is not a option to post shit on Katias Kooler, its a must.
No quiero escuchar cuecadas. Sino EL Magooo will take you down. Ill take you stright to China Town!
Ohh Yeah!
Fuck you all and have anice day!
Que chucha paso mariconsitos.
Im back y que verga quieren, que les diga que hice este fin
Bueno,,,me meti un acido el jueves mas priti que la gran puta madre, focking acido me duro buco pilla, and what nigga?
Fuck all blacks i was preaching,,,fuck them nigrooos!,,,, que trip de la verga!
El viernes me meti en una disco space a masticar focking pepas y fumar marijuana como un focking demente de la verga , and what nigga!,,,,,fuck nigroos,,,,,,as I ventured into saturday, i started to feel the side affecs of the acid from thursday, fuck,,,i told myself,,,should i stop here????????????????
Fuck no nigga, give me more mother fucker, i dont give a fuuuck. chucha madre alla la verrrga!
dam
i hopei didnt kiss any chciks with some diseases.....i really hope.
Peace out!
