At LAST: THE MONSTER SQUAD DVD TRAILER
Anybody Remember this? It took me years to remember... cheers
Sunday, October 26, 2008
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Passed my written test biatches!
i would go celebrating with a mighty rum drink in one hand and a tasty cold beer in the other, but i am short of mah dawgz...
in other news im also an uncle since my cousin gave birth to a baby boy...
and i also found asians in dallas... i was gonna post a pic but then i got all paranoid cuz at least 1/2 of y'all are married and the pics might be seen by significant others that can in turn ... cause the yanks some grief ...
PEACE!
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Wedding Dress
Da rat, I know I've posted this pic before but now that you're getting married and you liking star wars as much as you do maybe you can go ahead and get Christina to wear this for the wedding. You know I approve.
Congrats again buddy.
HOSTIL!
estos son algunos comments del video "somos panameños" de Big Fat Hen. que chucha le pasa a la gente?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHeL4E2Hqo
Wednesday, October 15, 2008
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Friday, October 10, 2008
Este blog esta muy gringo
Hay que echarle algo Panameño.
The chick can actually sing. Ojala no se vaya muy lejos en el cochino mundo del pop y saque algo medio desente.
Wednesday, October 08, 2008
Saturday, October 04, 2008
Friday, October 03, 2008
Messages
Da Rat: danny g needs your physical address (not where you do ballet, where you live), pasala por aqui o mandasela por faceblarg.
Meña: danny g quiere que lo invites al blog (danieljosegiraldez@gmail.com)
Monday, September 29, 2008
Saturday, September 27, 2008
Captain Gallinazo
So last night we (some aviator friends and myself) rented a van and drove to Dallas. That was interesting... got lost and at some point we were heading West to some town full of tumbleweed and cactuses (cactii?)
So we arrived to Dallas and hit the first littl ebar we found on Main St. Bitches were fiiiine! Capt Gallinazo wuz all over the place... I wish I could've taken a picture... miegdah! Instead I will give you a pic of Captain da Yanks on his second day of flight.
Notice the gallinazo type stare out onto the horizon...
Friday, September 26, 2008
Sunday, September 21, 2008
what's goin on?
Buffalo is 3-0? Dolphins kicked the Pats' ass "@NE at the beginning of the season? yankee is in texas? HUH?!
must be the global warming factor
hey manny congratulations buddy!
Saturday, September 20, 2008
Calling all Rats!
duude.. im in Ft. worth nigga... and i aint got shit to do.. this might be my last free weekend so uhhh... gimme your numbah or something. comment or email me to giancarlorivera@gmail.com
its nice and sunny!
Friday, September 19, 2008
I've waited a year pa que pusieran esto en youtube!
one of my favorite mad tv skits. benito might remember this one.
Speaking of freaks with talent!
Andy Milonakis... This kid is fuckin THIRTY PLUS YEARS OLD!
pillen todos los videos. this old guy/kid rules!
Thursday, September 18, 2008
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Tuesday, September 16, 2008
Friday, September 12, 2008
Sunday, August 31, 2008
Stumble Upon
Gotta take this moment to comment and say: the Rat, Stumble Upon is the shizneeeeet!!! thanks for the tip!
Friday, August 29, 2008
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
Not the most dependable hitman around...
PORTLAND, Ore. - When Susan Kuhnhausen returned home from work one day earlier this month, she encountered an intruder wielding a claw hammer. After a struggle, the 51-year-old nurse fended off her attacker by strangling him with her bare hands.
Neighbors praised the woman for her bravery, and investigators said they believed the dead man — Edward Dalton Haffey — was burglarizing Kuhnhausen’s home.
But after an investigation, police now say the intruder Kuhnhausen strangled was apparently a hit man hired by her estranged husband — Michael James Kuhnhausen Sr. — to kill her.
More here: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14859827/
Tuesday, August 26, 2008
Sunday, August 24, 2008
Another Beijing Olympic update
This is the video of that guy that fractured his elbow during the weight lifting compeition... MIEGDAH!
Monday, August 18, 2008
北京 Olympics update ---
Irving "El Canguro" Saladino jumped for 8.34m bringing the Gold home! He was Panama's only hope for a gold medal, y el gobierno Panameño lo trato como una basura a la hora de mandarlo a 北京 (Beijing). No le pagaron el pasaje, no le dieron papeles para salir de las villas olimpicas, y cuando se le perdio la maleta con los zapatitos dorados y el training gear, el consulado Panameño le dijo que no podian hacer nada por el. Asi que el pana se compro todo su gear con su plata de su bolsillo.
"Murder the govern...meeeeeeennttt!"
Friday, August 15, 2008
Using dial up internet is not rocking...
Alright...BUSCH...if you want to post stuff you need to sign up for GMAIL, once you have a gmail account send me the address and I will send you the invite to join the blog using that account instead of the one you are using right now...once thats done you can post all you want.
On a side note...yes, I am using dial up internet, it's bloody slow, and I wish no one has to use this shit ever!
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Wednesday, August 13, 2008
El Salto de Charly
Siempre había escuchado del salto que hizo Charly García desde el noveno piso de un hotel en Mendoza hace unos años atrás, pero no sabía que lo habían documentado... ahora mismo se encuentra internado nuevamente por sus locuras.
Charly en un mejor momento, los dinosaurios:
Saturday, August 09, 2008
ferr0f1uids aint g0t nuthin 0n my partic1e acce1erat0r rap!
c0urtesy 0f my scientific friend Sabine Rei fr0m .de !
Friday, August 08, 2008
Thursday, August 07, 2008
response to rat's videos
me da pereza comment on each one, so here it is...
FAIL video: no comment
garfield: boring
Baby video: so funny! is it real?
Con sorpresa: what the fuck rat? sick shit! que le paso? churria.
drunk mexican: no creo que he visto a blue or busch quite like that. its more like asleep in a chair or in le toilette.
dog video: shit's old! a classic. get rocky a board.
the frist and lsat wrod thnig kciks ass althuogh i arleady kenw abuot it.
kick ass animation: kicks ass... seria cool for a music video.
genesis classic: no lo vi... i hate genesis and anything related con phil collins
supergreg rules!
blame canada: boludo me puso ese video when it first came out 9 yrs ago. love anything unamerican.
in conclusion, por suerte estoy bored in my house si no namas hubiera visto uno o dos. tambien queria que vieran el "score board." rat for blog administrator.
Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Monday, August 04, 2008
Sunday, August 03, 2008
Thursday, July 31, 2008
Monday, July 28, 2008
Lemmi is HUGE in Colombia
http://www.zonagirante.com
the creator has something to do w/ rock al parque it seems.
Another One Bites the Dust...
Not one to beat around the Busch, Mr.Busch is promptly engaged! Congratulations to Busch in his new life of sobriety. Apparently he's gonna get married in Colombia so I guess we all better be getting our asses there. Peace out!
Sunday, July 27, 2008
Thursday, July 24, 2008
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Lemmi sells out!
507 made it to MTV!
Les diria que fueran directamente a votar para poder estar en los 10 mas pedidos, pero come on... we all know we can't compete with simple plan. supuestamente estamos saliendo en un programa llamado "asterisco," which probably airs at like 4am on sundays. we're gonna be rich.
Thursday, July 17, 2008
sendin' out an SOS...
Amigos, colegas, camaradas y hermanos,
Permitanme estas primeras lineas para desearles exito en sus labores y logros personales... ok enough of the bullshit 'panamanian adornation' of letters...
I NEED HELP!
In order to finalize my paperwork for SENACYT to "gimme moeny", they require two (2) co-signers (co-deudores) in case that I do take the money and run to china without finishing my studies (of course yankee would never do that!).
I was wondering if you guys can help. My parents estan hasta la shit and don't qualify to be my co-signers, and you all arre young professionals with nice bright futures (and clean credit sheets?)
Please let me know if you can help ASAP, because I need to have all the documentation ready before Friday 7/25... otherwise I might have to leave in January (bbwaaaarrgghhh!!)
[This is a public Service Announcement]
Wednesday, July 09, 2008
Hey mamma I like the way you move
Hey Poti if you read this I hope all is well in NYC. Te llevaste el CD del Wedding Band? Black Dog? I'm worrying about the gig, especially cause I gots a million things to do before that day. Manny and Poti tell me everythings gonna be alright... haha i know it will.
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Friday, July 04, 2008
Free Beer Part Plus
Don't bother ringing it up...
Whoever calls me at the office for an early beer gets the first one on me. Between 4:00pm and 8:00pm works. You don't even have to pick me up.
Thursday, July 03, 2008
Wednesday, July 02, 2008
SENACYT said yes
it's official... i'm off to Texas... got the call about 30 minutes ago... thought my dawgz should be the fisrt to know...
-da yanx-
p.s. benito and manny.. i think today will be a good day for me to drink from those awesome bday presentz... cheers mates!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Sunday, June 29, 2008
Friday, June 27, 2008
FREE BEER!
For whoever picks me up at work today. Anytime between this very minute and 8:00pm will do. The earlier, the merrier.
Brilliant!
charlie and hash has gone too far!
This is all text from a note and comments on said note written in facebook. i was tagged.
Charlie & Hash
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Yesterday at 10:47pm
chuxaaaa HAhahHAh
no se, me dio por escuchar la cancion porque cOka me decia que taba brutal y que se defecooo de la risa
yo disque.. bueno voy a escucharla
a todo esto como un par de dias despues me llega un inbox de BOLLO PRODUCTIONS.. (http://www.facebook.com/inbox/#/group.php?gid=15574573986)
disque para downloadiar eel MP3 de la cancion.. sinceramente no pensaba hacerlo..
la vaina es que en el trabajo me puse a escuchar la vaina..AYALA VERGAAAAA
chuxaa que RISAAAA FRENN!! HAhahHA
como tenia los audifonos todo el mundo me veia con cara de " watafoc" pero ellos no entendian.. y creo que jamas entenderan estooo aw
HhaHAHa
escribo la nota para que TODOS y TODAS disfruten un poco de esto aw.
esta exceleeeente da buca risa y OMG.. no tengo palabras aw..
escuchenlo ustedes mismos
http://www.myspace.com/charliehash
chuxa aun lo tengo en mi casa.. y en mi celular.. chuxa..
chuxa chuxa hHAhhAh lo sigo escuchando aw.. OMG que riiisaaa
hahahahahaha
tripeen y comenten =)
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Ilerick Camaño (Panama) wrote
at 10:55pm
XuXa! ajajajaj BUAAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJJAJA ajajjajajajaja aiala verga ajajajaja esto que es Roxy? aajajaj Xuxa tu quieres que yo me mee en la silla coño! " but it fits in your ano" ajajajjajajajaj CHUCHA AJAJJAJAA cuando me lavo la poronga me dan ganas de tocar la conga AYALA PINGAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ejgraciaaaaaa xD
Roxy Demaurex (Panama) wrote
at 10:57pm
BIGGER THAN UR IPOD NANO!! yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha
CHUXA MADRE AW.. hahahahahahah stopppp stooopp!! HAhahA
Olgamaria Carcamo (Panama) wrote
at 11:05pm
i sale poty sin camisa
Roxy Demaurex (Panama) wrote
at 11:06pm
chuxa no e visto el video aw.. creo que mi higado solo aguanta la cancion aw
chuxa que risa brother
Olgamaria Carcamo (Panama) wrote
at 11:07pm
pronostico q pegaran como calle 13
really
Roxy Demaurex (Panama) wrote
at 11:09pm
chuxa no pegan y me kabreoooo durisimo aw..
es que es tan.. tan.. chuxa ellos aw. HAhahA
Crisy Rivera (Panama) wrote
at 11:23pm
ESTO ES NOTICIA VIEJA ROXEEEII AY NOOO
ajajajaajj mentiraas muass
Roxy Demaurex (Panama) wrote
at 11:25pm
Ombe puehhh me kabreas.. no se si leistes al inicio que decia
UN BUEN PAR DE DIAS DESPUESSSSSS RECIBI EL INBOX
Y LO ESCUCHE
jooooo =(
no te taggeo mas.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
Sunday, June 22, 2008
el gringo me debe un "rom an'couc"
check it buddy
http://www.costaricaaviation.com/charts/mpto/MPTO_ARPT_DIA.PDF
bollos: bogota is awesome. we should all live there. manny bring sofia. rat bring rat ta tat tat! megna you can stay in madrid since it is cool to visit there. benito go back to your roots bring your wife. poti bring sam and your studio. blus bring rum. busch your woman is already there and you only have to invest in a 'bigger bed' hehehe, peace!
Friday, June 20, 2008
happy birthday da yanks... you be goin to colombia!
so i'm headed off to bogota in a couple o' hours with Executive Producer JR Busch... be sure to log onto www.gallinazo.com.co
peace!
Thursday, June 19, 2008
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Dont say I didnt warn you...
This video will not make you laugh, will not make you feel good about yourself, and I strongly advise you not to watch if youve been anywhere near food...however, I still think you should you watch as much as you can...this is footage from a fur farm in China
Thursday, June 12, 2008
Sunday, June 08, 2008
da rat
el capitalismo sus mentes salvo amor libre y las drogas (lo prometio?)
y aunque hoy el planeta destruyen contentos van echando su mal
Saturday, June 07, 2008
Thursday, June 05, 2008
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
Monday, June 02, 2008
Panama Canal Time Lapse Video
I'm pretty sure the rat has seen it, pero igual ta cool. Happy monday bitches.
Saturday, May 31, 2008
Friday, May 30, 2008
Thursday, May 29, 2008
If I wasn't certain I would die while using it, I would want this for Christmas
And this is what it looks like up close:
Aqui hay otro video de todo el el process but it's in french: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEXxkWXncuo
Sunday, May 25, 2008
Wednesday, May 21, 2008
haha
A Movie Review (from Jesus H. Chris on April 29th, 2008)
I have seen some terrible movies in my time. Independence Day, Armageddon, Titanic, The Departed…the list goes on. But tonight, in a bout of insomnia, i managed to watch 1 hour, 11 minutes and 58 seconds of what has to be the all-time King of all terrible, useless, obnoxious, stupid, insipid, horrid, putrid, fetid, utter shit movies: Transformers. Don’t ask me why i even tried. Just don’t. It’s not important. All i know is that my eyes actually smell like shit right now thanks to this visual bus-station toilet called a movie. I have in the past jokingly implied that violence should be visited upon those who have enjoyed such sad films. The joke is over. I hereby truly encourage people to hunt down every single person involved in the making of the Transformers movie (and their extended family members — including children and grandparents) and actually kill them. Literally. If you yourself enjoyed this movie (or were merely ambivalent about it), please consider killing yourself by nail-gunning your own eviscera to your own stupid face while sitting naked on a pail of bees you idiot.
Thank you for reading my movie review.
Saturday, May 17, 2008
Friday, May 16, 2008
Some of that Old Timey Music
Este man fue un farmer toda su vida. Born in 1893. Didnt make it til the 1960's....
Thursday, May 15, 2008
Wednesday, May 14, 2008
The Random Pop
I usually don't like to make fun of people y trato de respetar a la mayoría de los artistas aunque no sea mi onda... Si la gente tripea su feeling latin pop o reggeaton o balada fashion dude o lo que sea, then cool, si les viene del corazón está cool. Pero hoy me provoca burlarme de este cara de payaso aunque no sea justificado ya que ni he escuchado su música, but he looks like a total looser... Sólo abrí la página de panamacock y apenas vi esta foto no me pude contener.
Este man es parte de una nueva onda que estoy viendo de manes totalmente normales o random, pasándose por artistas pop bien fashion. Por mas que Nsync o Backstreet Boys suckeaban, por lo menos los manes combinaban con ese estilo, pero nada peor que ver a un random ass Panameño tirándosela de pop star looking all normal con panza y vaina. Otro claro ejemplo de este fenómeno es Mario Spinali, artista pop venezolano/panameño. Estuve buscando por todos lados una foto de la portada de la revista Weekend de La Prensa del año pasado, donde salía Spinali sin camisa y con jeans todo mojado saliendo de una piscina. Lo que me llamó la atención era lo normal que se veía la foto, parecía un pasiero mío más, saliendo de una piscina en Coronado - totalmente normal, no para salir en la fucking portada de Weekend diske the new pop star. If you look like a normal dude, then play your music and dress like a normal dude man... Pero bueno, no encontré esa foto asique posteo esta. 
Tuesday, May 13, 2008
Sunday, May 11, 2008
Friday, May 09, 2008
Wednesday, May 07, 2008
More Fritzl
Turns out he had been convicted of rape in 1967. That wasn't enough for the authorities to put a red light on his adoption of 3 children.
It's in the last paragraph of this report.
"Mr Fritzl was convicted of rape in 1967 and was sentenced to a term in prison. However, under Austrian law, this would have been regarded as a spent conviction."
That last sentence bothers me. It's like saying, Yeah, he raped some poor girl. He did do his time though, so let's not ask any questions when his daughter mysteriously disappears. And we all know nobody ever walks out of jail to continue to do whatever got them in there in the first place, so let's also allow him to adopt children.
Them's the lawmakers, brothers. With laws like that, who needs rapists?
Sunday, May 04, 2008
Saturday, May 03, 2008
Fuck Samson
Here I am trying to scare my annoying neighbors by blasting Propagandhi. In comes "Nailing Descartes to the Wall". Ha! The Fuckers will Pay. Then "Less Talk More Rock", take that you bastards. I am feeling good. Think I'll go get my amp and start an Anti-Neighbor Band. Death Metal. Suddenly "Anchorless" comes in. All my efforts are thwarted. John K. Samson is one fruity fruit cake. Thanks for your time.
Friday, May 02, 2008
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