Really bad CD art

Bored creations. Esta sería como una versión Spinal Tap de una portada de un cd de Lemmiwinks, haha que gallo. Just for shits and giggles. Mondays can suck ma balls, peace!

"Ya se estan dando cuenta que en Panama se escucha punk"

I sent this to the underground scene at CAT... the quote above is one of the replys that I received... Here are a couple more:

"EN VERDAD
BRUTALLLL!!! tzeeee" -Tirza

"This is great, I love to see more punk rock bands in my country,,, talk to Poti and let him he have my support on the radio (Don Pepe)... only for my entrance + 2" -Yiyo

"heyyy yankee gracias por el dato !! Propaganghi ruless !!!!"

This about sums it up...

For Poti... (and other BTF I, II & III enthusiasts)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6925533.stm

For Geeks Only

Wopa Yankee!

Panamacock! The evidence!

Alright guys... behold! The truth shall set you free!

R.O.S.C.A.

further info:
http://www.ndstaff.com/wp/2007/06/21/fechas-y-orden-del-panamarock-nuevas-bandas/#comments

uh oh!

jennie leaving soon...
beware...
...miegda!

which one is better?

poti? or impostor?

CHUCK NORRIS RAT IN CHINA

Could it be possible that the rat is the victim of a Nefarious blog-blocking scheme by the Chinese government. Anybody know anything about this. Yo se que en China muchos sitios son prohibidos, blogs being one of them. Has anyone come in contact with the Rat? I submitted an email to Mister Ale-man but have yet to receive a reply. Any news, anyone?

que gallon este man!

hoy me meti to check my myspace messages cuando veo yet another event invitation by this guy chris kanik. he asked for a friend request months ago and i accepted since he's a comedian and i like giving comedians a break even if they dont have "the goods."

the thing is, his event invitations are dated for like 2008 o algo which he did on purpose to stay on the top of people's event lists foreva! hoy me cabrie and i sent him a message (which i cant find at the moment) saying something along the lines of stop it! im sick of your event invitations! i live in panama, im not going... now lick my balls.

his reply:

I'd rather not lick your balls.! If you weren't so self absorbed you would realize they are not invitations to come see a show but rather a video premier. Learn how to read you degenerate mouth breathing myspace elitist jackass.

lick your own balls - or better yet have someone of the opposite sex lick your balls. that would be a change of pace for you.

my reply to that:

you think i have time to read every single event invitation you send? especially now with that gay ass picture you got going on? is myspace all you got going for you, bro? myspace celebrity? if that doesnt say loser then i dont know what does.

i dont see any other comedians telling people from the third world to come check out their video premiere at the little "who gives a shit" bar around the corner from your one bedroom apartment!

guess what biatch, if you were funny, people would care... go stick your head up pablo francisco's ass and come up with new material! and yes, you will lick my balls.

check you later queer...

his reply:
It's ok thatr you're gay./ I'm sure your parents still love you.

...............................

i find it real funny how this "hotshot" comedian retaliates which such lame insults. anyways, for further info, check out his shit...

www.myspace.com/chriskanik

hold me closer tony danza

whoever gets it should get a kickitty key outta this.

Lemmiwinks not a notable band?

Es natural buscarse a uno mismo, o el nombre de su banda en google, wikipedia, etc. So I did y me di cuenta que al buscar Lemmiwinks en Wikipedia, you are redirected to the plot summary of the related Soth Park episode. Como ya tenía cuenta abierta en Wikipedia, se me ocurrió escribir un pequeño articulo de la banda para ser priti y tripiarme cada vez que buscaba lemmiwinks en wikipedia y salia info de nosotros.

Fue un lío encontrar como escribir un articulo nuevo, aparentemente no es tan fácil para que la gente no ponga tanta mierda - luego de más o menos decifrarlo me pongo a escribir algo breve de la banda. Lo guardo, hago el search, y whammm! apareció lo que escribí. Emocionado le digo a Poti por msn que busque lemmi en wiki y me dice que ya lo había visto; le apareció el fucking articulo de south park. Lo cambio denuevo y nada. Lo hago una tercera vez, y me mandan un mensajito que pueden leer a en el print screen. Aparentemente no somos wiki material. Suck ma balls wikipedia. We should use this pic para el arte del cd one day.

just so you know...

once upon a time there was a girl named rachel that went to the lemmiwinks myspace to check out whatever and saw a message from a girl named jeni referred to yankee as a reply from a previous message that yankee had sent to her. the message read something about blue mentioned as one of the band members of lemmiwinks and so like any normal girl would do she decided to investigate who this jeni girl was...

as we all know, jeni's myspace is full of EVIDENCE linking blue to an affair that took place in the month of may. you can guess what happened next.

you have been warned.

BBC EARTH

THE RAT WHERE ARE U? CHAIRMAN MAO NO USE INTERNET IN CN? EAT A POISONOUS RAT EMPANADA? WHERE IS MY DVD. NOBODY IN YOUR HOUSE KNOWS ABOOT IT! HOPE ALL IS WELL. CUIDADO CON EL DIENTELYN GLYCOL AND THE CLOUDS OF TOXIC GAS, RAMPANT INDUSTRIALIZATION AND THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET. PEACE....

Somebody post somethin...

Bien!

tell your sisters

you know you are watching the whole thing!

Hello Bollos! Do you guys, by any chance, recall this post...?

Tania belongs to an impartial political party from Belgium named the NEE, which works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote ‘no’ if they find that none of the parties deserve their vote. According to te NEE website, " ‘No’-votes would simply create empty seats in parliament, resulting in a loss of income and power for the other parties, and giving the voters the power to sanction politicians if needed."

In order to attract attention to the NEE, Tania poses naked for her campaign ads and offers things like "40,000 blowjobs" if you vote for her. I ain't from Belgium, but guess who signed up for one of them 40,000 BJ's?

That's right... I did... and guess what happened???

It turns out that the NEE recently became an internationally known concept, by launching this satirical ‘40,000 blowjobs’ campaign. It was aimed to be a stab at the general international political climate that's filled with false promises (we know what those are right? 0 corrupcion, mas empleos, yada yada yada, Martincito, "La Doña", El Toro, Pichulo?)

So did Tania deliver? Yes she did... technically speaking... the following video is a reply that she sent to all those that signed up! So enjoy... I know I did ;-)

move over bad plus, here's the BAD BLUS!

these just fell on my lap. enjoy...

bbc.com - yankee's favorite place in the whole wide world (www)

What do you do if you are an American soldier, wounded in battle? You call this lovable robot who picks you up and carries you to safety. How Flabulous!

Funny Pic 2

Nobody can resist the charm of the lemming. Fuck im bored at work. Hey the rat, I started playing warcraft after un break de un par de meses y dice gabe que te metiste una vez y más nunca. Login por ahi pa hangiar in the world. Saludos a todos en sus rincones del mundo.

Funny Pic

Manny? or impostor!?

somebody post something

me la paso aburrido en este apartamento esperando que me llamen pal carro. todos los dias chequeo el blog pa ver que sopa. no posts no comments. guess my posts are boring.

manny, te pase en number of posts. come on. here's one more.

oily boyd MIA

en camino pa chicago. si hay guiales buenas en este airport. pasan y pasan. toy aqui 3 horas temprano porque mi primo namas me podia traer a esta hora. tuve que pagar $10 pa usar el internet de bergs. tocumen doesnt look that bad now.

ayer fui a tomarle fotos a mi carro. ta todo cochino lleno de polvo hasta que alguien escribio "somebody wash me" en el back windshield. lo puse en varios web sites for sale. lo toy vendiendo a $3800 que es ultra barato, pero como no tengo mucho tiempo, gotta do it this way. me entere que mi pasiero scott es el nuevo manager de guitar center. eso significa que agarrare some of that cash from the car and buy my brains out and get shit at cost. i shall bring elixirs.

airport

estoy impresionado con tocumen. ya no tiene el toque ese ghetto de antes. im so bored. llegue temprano, the flight is delayed, and my weed's wearing off. una man me dio el tip de que en gate 21 hay wifi gratis. del otro lado u have to join a club que cuesta $50.

im sure this is very exciting for all of you. da rat, have fun dude. manny, did u send the va-poo-rise a la casa de peter? dice que le llego una vaina y no sabe que es. keep on truckin.

Now this is a politician that gets down onto business...

This is a strange way to do politicking, and who knows if she actually ends up doing it...the lesson as always...bitches are crazy:

Click here!

By the way, the one on the picture...thats her

(da rat: how desperate are you for Monday to get here??)

socially distorted by rick lopez

dana carvey show - ditchers

so dana carvey graduated from snl one day and for a short period had a show called the "dana carvey show." he had great sketch comics on his entourage such as steve carell (40 yr old virgin) and stephen colbert both later in the daily show.

this show was canceled for bad ratings and isnt widely talked about. in youtube you can find many clips. this is the funny one i saw.

if you like TOOL, this video might ruin things....

maynard in the 80's? say it isnt so!!!

100% guaranteed laugh!

mira lo que me manda la loca esta!

pa yankee

Quinta Pata, Oh Please Heeeelp. I'ts getting flaaaaby

Can somebody, anybody, please write a review of Unplugged or Sahara. Yankee, can u write a review de Rasputín maybe???

Help!! I can't write no mo'. Whoever writes will have the privelage of being in the quienes somos section and receive a t-shirt and business card. Somebody help! Any nightclub también. Buzz, Gallery, Kopas, Ideas Ideas... Sleazy prostitute bars, la bodeguita. where is ferny when u need him??? thanks dudes

lemmyspace

i got into designing myspace for a few hours tonight aunque i need to learn more. enjoy or un-enjoy what i did:

www.lemmiwinksmusic.com

como hago para poner un link como el de la quinta para en el blog?

Super Mario Fighter World

Las cosas son como son....

Spread the Word....

Buenas. Yo sé que quizas el Meña hubiese querido postiar esto ya que he is the Allmighty Administrator pero bueno... I wanna get those Murdoch kids going. Comments, tips, and contributions are very very welcome.
Blue, please sacate el dedo con Steinbock Review...
Hope you guys like it... manny

La Quinta Pata

email de alba

alexalba@gmail.com

i was wondering where 420 came from. happy 420.

4:20 or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) is a term used in North America as a discreet way to refer to cannabis and, by extension, a way to identify oneself with cannabis culture. Phrases such as "420 friendly" sometimes appear in roommate advertisements, indicating that the current occupants are tolerant of cannabis users.[1]
Origins and Observances

It is widely accepted that in 1971, a group of teenagers at San Rafael High School in San Rafael, California, calling themselves "The Waldos", used to meet every day after school at 4:20 p.m. to smoke marijuana at the Louis Pasteur statue. [2] [3] The term became part of their group's salute, "420 Louis,"[4] and it eventually caught on more widely. Many cannabis users continue to observe 4:20 as a time to smoke communally. By extension April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. dating shorthand) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis.[5] [6]
There are also many apocryphal urban legends attempting to explain the origin of the term. Two of the most common of these are that 420 refers to the number of active ingredients in cannabis, or that it is police dispatch code for cannabis.[7] In actual fact there are around 315 active chemicals in cannabis, varying depending on the exact plant used, and 420 has never been verified as the police dispatch code for anything in any locale.
420 Campaign

The widespread popularity of 4/20 celebrations in the U.S. has brought about calls advocating for the reform of American marijuana laws. The 420 Campaign urges individuals to become involved in the political process and the drug policy reform movement. Specifically, the Campaign calls for leveraging "April 20th as a focal point every year to concentrate pressure on Congress to legalize marijuana."[8] In addition to contacting state and national legislators, people can take action by supporting organizations—such as NORML and MPP—that represent the interests of marijuana users and other concerned citizens.

terminator 2 the superfantastic musical

Found this in the Wilco Website

Just catching up on my number of posts

Love you guys, have a good day.

507 for overseas bow loes

da rat, i made 507 available for download en myspace for today so u can have it. avisame when u have it so we can go back and change it again.

In the spirit of Arnold

Check out this video of a young Arnold going to Brazil for carnaval. Que gallon haha is too funny.

ladies and gentlemen, will sasso

Too Crazy...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_en_ce/people_keith_richards

Keith Richards: 'I snorted my father'

LONDON -

Keith Richards has acknowledged consuming a raft of illegal substances in his time, but this may top them all. In comments published Tuesday, the 63-year-old Rolling Stones guitarist said he had snorted his father's ashes mixed with cocaine.

"The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying by British music magazine NME.

"He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

Richards' father, Bert, died in 2002, at 84.

Richards, one of rock's legendary wild men, told the magazine that his survival was the result of luck, and advised young musicians against trying to emulate him.

"I did it because that was the way I did it. Now people think it's a way of life," he was quoted as saying.

"I've no pretensions about immortality," he added. "I'm the same as everyone ... just kind of lucky.

"I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

When You're Tom Brady

You dump this girl:


To go out with this girl:


And then have rumors started with this girl:

Rat for Blog AdministRATor

this video represents hanging out at manny's



this is how a punk band should be onstage:



judges for panamarock: pitongo, nacho, shit, i forgot...

Too bad they didnt cast Arnold for this...

for da rat

you never saw any of these asi que te mando un par ya que el blog ta en bergs...

Nightwish

No se en verdad si alguien de ustedes tripea nightwish, maybe the rat, pero igual esta vaina ta muy funny. Be hillarious to do something like this with a lemmi tune.

sorry

http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/war.html

HAHAHAHA

Thank me later.

FUNNY SHIT!!!!!

Biggest Prank Ever

I am inspired. Let this be the prank that launches a new era in Bollo History. We could totally pull shit like this in Panama. You have to see this shit for yourselves.

An anniversarie? Oh, anniversarie! Bellisima!

That's right! Today is the Cooler's Birthday...who would've thought? After La Fritanga was brutally murdered the Cooler rose from the ashes and has been around for exactly a year now...so if you have a drink tonight, drink one for the Cooler and let's hope for another post-filled year!

Must... watch... 300

This is the meaty part (aiiiii) of a review I read. The parts I didn't post were either pointless or spoilerish, although there shouldn't be any spoilers if you actually know some Spartan history (which I am assuming you don't, with the exception of Da Rat and possible exception of Manny).

Anyway, posting this review is my way of saying we have to go watch this movie NOW!

It goes a little something like this (and I know it says there that it was reviewed on a day that has yet to pass... but let's just ignore that):

Movie Review

300 (Frank Miller's)
(Reviewed on 03/14/2007)
www.TheRossman.com/rrr/index.html

300 is a good mix (and by good mix I don’t just mean that it was an amalgam of, but a mix of the best parts of) Braveheart, Sin City, and Gladiator. It’s as stylistic as anything seen in Sin City, and actually 3 to 4 times more violent than the bloodiest scenes in Braveheart. That, perhaps, is the greatest part of this film – its ultra-violence. 300's got heart too though. You care just a little too much for these brave men and you really feel it when one of them falls and when their final plans are all undone (take your pick from any of the three previously mentioned movies from which to match this thought to), but the violence! Even when it happens to a Spartan soldier you are still amazed by the in-your-faceness of it all!

Most movies nowadays try to ignore violence, or they show giant battlefields as bloodless campaigns from a distance, where the combatants are basically just a mob of lame, repetitive sword movements. 300 calls those movies pussies, pees on them, and then places its own brutality front and center with no apologies. Oh, and it throws in some female tits for good measure, but that's neither here nor there. The fights themselves are also something to behold (besides the jubblies). The battles aren’t just a series of shitty fast cuts where-in you’ll see a sword slash, a man’s face grimace, some blood hit the ground, and then a man collapse… Fuck and no. In 300 you see full charges that last minutes and are choreographed so beautifully in order to show you the full extent of Spartan soldiers’ training. They don’t just “hack and slash,” they block with a shield, swing a roundhouse sword blow, then kick or shield-shove the already dead (but still standing) foe out of the way in order to fucking kill the next in line. It is a beautiful, well-oiled machine of ball-stomping manliness. And you’re in the front row to see the limbs and heads fly and the crimson splatter over everything like pumpkin innards on your asshole neighbor's porch after a well-played Halloween prank.

There is absolutely nothing that I did not like about 300. The characters, the direction, the visuals… all beautiful. I heard one complaint from some (mongo) chick as she clutched her boyfriend’s arm as they left the theater after the credits began rolling – she basically had a problem with some of the mutant-looking fucks and the exaggerated sizes of the rhinos and elephants in Xerxes army. Apparently she missed the ENTIRE FUCKING POINT of the flick: everything that we’re watching is basically part of the campfire story that Spartan soldier Dilios (a survivor of Thermopylea) is telling to the troops right before the Battle of Plataea, a year after Leonidas’ final stand. It’s all about rallying the men before they [spoiler removed by Blues]! It’s a Spartan propaganda film! Of fucking COURSE parts are going to be exaggerated (but surprisingly enough, a good portion of the tactics, waves of the Persian troops, and the ending are all historically accurate)! And why the fuck did that moron bring a date to this movie in the first place? I highly doubt he was getting any poon that night.


So, what did I think of 300? It kicked the shit out of the previous Thermopylea movie, The 300 Spartans, from the 60s (which I was forced to watch my freshman year in world history class). I give Frank Miller’s 300 two bloody and severed thumbs up.


I came out of that theater so pumped I just felt like charging and beating the shit out of something… anything. This will be the movie that coaches make their teams watch before “the big game” this upcoming football season. Remember the Gay Titans has nothing on 300!

Let me Pick

funniest pic evah. i know we are beyond belief. new my space song. check it before u wreck it. bien!