too much Nitro Rustler for the yanx...

estimated cost of repair... $3,500!
me cago en la leche! Ostia!

ok, this one is better!

noticed a lot of rednecks are into this shit!

look what i got!

i've spent money on lamer shit... 75 MPH!

Happy birthday Benito! (Zhu ni shengri kuai le!)

...or at least I think it's today?

-da yanx!-

Nueva Cinta Costera

This thing is all up in the news right now... I'd never even heard of it. Some people say it will be finished in 2 yrs... sounds more like that stunt Mireya pulled when she built the Puente Centenario before she left office, and then it stood there for another year or so while the access roads were built.

tuyal esmiyal

ladies and gentlemen, i give you.... jen hannah (chris hannah's sister), la chicha y la limonada...

The End is Near

The last antichrist is finally here, she is complete now, con su makeover y su banda. Beware.

BIG FUCKING BALLS!

daria la vida para regresar y ponerle Mr. Danger a Lemmiwinks.

my favorite band

Macgruber!

Check out this kickass SNL skit burlandose de Macgyver. The skits are cool, but the theme song is the bomb - especially the last one (son 3 episodios). Definately would be cool to take it out and play it live por ahi, aunque nadie lo entienda, fuck the crowd, its all about pleasing ourselves...Macgruberrrrr!!

for manny...

i can't remember when we had this discussion, but i found some facts and data for you...

crazy gringos

this is a GUY, by the way...

we're going to london!

OK, moving on to happier stories, such as...dancing days are here again, because the three surviving members of Led Zeppelin are finally getting back together! Yep, hard rock fans still dazed and confused by recent news of the long-delayed Van Halen reunion have even more reason to celebrate, now that this even longer-delayed reunion is reportedly in the works. Incredibly, according to NME.com, frontman Robert Plant is in talks this week with fellow Led Zep legends Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones about a Zeppelin tour that'll hopefully kick off in London this November. Presumably late drummer John Bonham's son, Jason Bonham (last seen banging skins for celebreality band Damnocracy on VH1's Supergroup), will fill in behind the drumkit for the Zep trek; since Damnocracy mouthpiece Sebastian Bach is busy trying to launch a hip-hop career on MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstars (more on that HERE), we're guessing Damnocracy are on indefinite hiatus and Jason will therefore thankfully be free...

Da's... mah dawgs!

Frosty and Taffy -- Mom and dad

Luca and Gipsy -- Boy and girl

Coquette -- Cousin, lives in Miami with my sister. Luca doesn't really consider her a cousin and he wants some of that.

Best be petting them!

I bet she's a lesbian...

...and that everybody in her family is a repressed gay. Fucked up bitch.

I present to you Shirley Phelps.

Once again, give it for Cannibal Corpse (feat. Jim Carrey)

I love the Cannibal Corpse scene in Ace Ventura, pero nunca había visto este pedazo de Ace performing with the band, gotta love it. And as Poti pointed out, es la misma del video de Du RAt.

If you´re at work, blast them speakers!

TOMMY SEEBACH

in light of recent laughing attacks in the band room after 3 joints, i decided to do a little (very little) research on who the guys in the cannibal corpse video were. seebach died of alcoholism related problems at an amuzement park. he was danish (which would explain how benito couldnt figure out the lyrics) and had minor musical success.

people in the US have rediscovered him thanks to youtube and this crazy video he made... i wanna do some acid in cerro azul and make a video just like it, con la misma musica y todo... later we sync in some lemmimusic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Seebach

PROPAGANDHI tickets on sale TODAY!!!!!

for da rat...

props

Lemmi gay funny

So Marc Belanger sent me this email with a bunch of pics from Danny's Birthday BBQ. Estas dos fotos estaban pegadas and I couldn't help but laugh my ass off. We look so godamn jolly it's scary, haha very gay. It's all about good times. I need smiley pics de Poti, Yanks y Alba, and we gots ourselves a gay CD cover.

edilogo

you know that hand-written document in manny's parents downstairs bathroom that you look at when you piss? i took a picture (thanks busch) of the word editoriales and made the editoris logo with alba's photoshop skills. namas me falta el.com.

discuss

polyface

i thought this was pretty funny. and im tired of looking at galletita when i log in.

Nothing to post? Snatch!

Man, tanta plata que se meten estas zorras y no se pueden comprar un buen pantie? No sé si es modita estar enseñando galletita, o si están tan drogadas como para darse cuenta que está pasando down there, o en su vida, o en el fucking mundo. Anyways, enjoy... or puke, or laugh, or all three at the same time. Much respect,

Hey yoooo THE RAT!

post something... anything... somebody... hen hao, hen hao!

Really bad CD art

Bored creations. Esta sería como una versión Spinal Tap de una portada de un cd de Lemmiwinks, haha que gallo. Just for shits and giggles. Mondays can suck ma balls, peace!

"Ya se estan dando cuenta que en Panama se escucha punk"

I sent this to the underground scene at CAT... the quote above is one of the replys that I received... Here are a couple more:

"EN VERDAD
BRUTALLLL!!! tzeeee" -Tirza

"This is great, I love to see more punk rock bands in my country,,, talk to Poti and let him he have my support on the radio (Don Pepe)... only for my entrance + 2" -Yiyo

"heyyy yankee gracias por el dato !! Propaganghi ruless !!!!"

This about sums it up...

For Poti... (and other BTF I, II & III enthusiasts)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/northern_ireland/6925533.stm

For Geeks Only

Wopa Yankee!

Panamacock! The evidence!

Alright guys... behold! The truth shall set you free!

R.O.S.C.A.

further info:
http://www.ndstaff.com/wp/2007/06/21/fechas-y-orden-del-panamarock-nuevas-bandas/#comments

uh oh!

jennie leaving soon...
beware...
...miegda!

which one is better?

poti? or impostor?

CHUCK NORRIS RAT IN CHINA

Could it be possible that the rat is the victim of a Nefarious blog-blocking scheme by the Chinese government. Anybody know anything about this. Yo se que en China muchos sitios son prohibidos, blogs being one of them. Has anyone come in contact with the Rat? I submitted an email to Mister Ale-man but have yet to receive a reply. Any news, anyone?

que gallon este man!

hoy me meti to check my myspace messages cuando veo yet another event invitation by this guy chris kanik. he asked for a friend request months ago and i accepted since he's a comedian and i like giving comedians a break even if they dont have "the goods."

the thing is, his event invitations are dated for like 2008 o algo which he did on purpose to stay on the top of people's event lists foreva! hoy me cabrie and i sent him a message (which i cant find at the moment) saying something along the lines of stop it! im sick of your event invitations! i live in panama, im not going... now lick my balls.

his reply:

I'd rather not lick your balls.! If you weren't so self absorbed you would realize they are not invitations to come see a show but rather a video premier. Learn how to read you degenerate mouth breathing myspace elitist jackass.

lick your own balls - or better yet have someone of the opposite sex lick your balls. that would be a change of pace for you.

my reply to that:

you think i have time to read every single event invitation you send? especially now with that gay ass picture you got going on? is myspace all you got going for you, bro? myspace celebrity? if that doesnt say loser then i dont know what does.

i dont see any other comedians telling people from the third world to come check out their video premiere at the little "who gives a shit" bar around the corner from your one bedroom apartment!

guess what biatch, if you were funny, people would care... go stick your head up pablo francisco's ass and come up with new material! and yes, you will lick my balls.

check you later queer...

his reply:
It's ok thatr you're gay./ I'm sure your parents still love you.

...............................

i find it real funny how this "hotshot" comedian retaliates which such lame insults. anyways, for further info, check out his shit...

www.myspace.com/chriskanik

hold me closer tony danza

whoever gets it should get a kickitty key outta this.

Lemmiwinks not a notable band?

Es natural buscarse a uno mismo, o el nombre de su banda en google, wikipedia, etc. So I did y me di cuenta que al buscar Lemmiwinks en Wikipedia, you are redirected to the plot summary of the related Soth Park episode. Como ya tenía cuenta abierta en Wikipedia, se me ocurrió escribir un pequeño articulo de la banda para ser priti y tripiarme cada vez que buscaba lemmiwinks en wikipedia y salia info de nosotros.

Fue un lío encontrar como escribir un articulo nuevo, aparentemente no es tan fácil para que la gente no ponga tanta mierda - luego de más o menos decifrarlo me pongo a escribir algo breve de la banda. Lo guardo, hago el search, y whammm! apareció lo que escribí. Emocionado le digo a Poti por msn que busque lemmi en wiki y me dice que ya lo había visto; le apareció el fucking articulo de south park. Lo cambio denuevo y nada. Lo hago una tercera vez, y me mandan un mensajito que pueden leer a en el print screen. Aparentemente no somos wiki material. Suck ma balls wikipedia. We should use this pic para el arte del cd one day.

just so you know...

once upon a time there was a girl named rachel that went to the lemmiwinks myspace to check out whatever and saw a message from a girl named jeni referred to yankee as a reply from a previous message that yankee had sent to her. the message read something about blue mentioned as one of the band members of lemmiwinks and so like any normal girl would do she decided to investigate who this jeni girl was...

as we all know, jeni's myspace is full of EVIDENCE linking blue to an affair that took place in the month of may. you can guess what happened next.

you have been warned.

BBC EARTH

THE RAT WHERE ARE U? CHAIRMAN MAO NO USE INTERNET IN CN? EAT A POISONOUS RAT EMPANADA? WHERE IS MY DVD. NOBODY IN YOUR HOUSE KNOWS ABOOT IT! HOPE ALL IS WELL. CUIDADO CON EL DIENTELYN GLYCOL AND THE CLOUDS OF TOXIC GAS, RAMPANT INDUSTRIALIZATION AND THE IMMINENT DESTRUCTION OF THE PLANET. PEACE....

Somebody post somethin...

Bien!

tell your sisters

you know you are watching the whole thing!

Hello Bollos! Do you guys, by any chance, recall this post...?

Tania belongs to an impartial political party from Belgium named the NEE, which works around political awareness and offers voters in Belgium the option to vote ‘no’ if they find that none of the parties deserve their vote. According to te NEE website, " ‘No’-votes would simply create empty seats in parliament, resulting in a loss of income and power for the other parties, and giving the voters the power to sanction politicians if needed."

In order to attract attention to the NEE, Tania poses naked for her campaign ads and offers things like "40,000 blowjobs" if you vote for her. I ain't from Belgium, but guess who signed up for one of them 40,000 BJ's?

That's right... I did... and guess what happened???

It turns out that the NEE recently became an internationally known concept, by launching this satirical ‘40,000 blowjobs’ campaign. It was aimed to be a stab at the general international political climate that's filled with false promises (we know what those are right? 0 corrupcion, mas empleos, yada yada yada, Martincito, "La Doña", El Toro, Pichulo?)

So did Tania deliver? Yes she did... technically speaking... the following video is a reply that she sent to all those that signed up! So enjoy... I know I did ;-)

move over bad plus, here's the BAD BLUS!

these just fell on my lap. enjoy...

bbc.com - yankee's favorite place in the whole wide world (www)

What do you do if you are an American soldier, wounded in battle? You call this lovable robot who picks you up and carries you to safety. How Flabulous!

Funny Pic 2

Nobody can resist the charm of the lemming. Fuck im bored at work. Hey the rat, I started playing warcraft after un break de un par de meses y dice gabe que te metiste una vez y más nunca. Login por ahi pa hangiar in the world. Saludos a todos en sus rincones del mundo.

Funny Pic

Manny? or impostor!?

somebody post something

me la paso aburrido en este apartamento esperando que me llamen pal carro. todos los dias chequeo el blog pa ver que sopa. no posts no comments. guess my posts are boring.

manny, te pase en number of posts. come on. here's one more.

oily boyd MIA

en camino pa chicago. si hay guiales buenas en este airport. pasan y pasan. toy aqui 3 horas temprano porque mi primo namas me podia traer a esta hora. tuve que pagar $10 pa usar el internet de bergs. tocumen doesnt look that bad now.

ayer fui a tomarle fotos a mi carro. ta todo cochino lleno de polvo hasta que alguien escribio "somebody wash me" en el back windshield. lo puse en varios web sites for sale. lo toy vendiendo a $3800 que es ultra barato, pero como no tengo mucho tiempo, gotta do it this way. me entere que mi pasiero scott es el nuevo manager de guitar center. eso significa que agarrare some of that cash from the car and buy my brains out and get shit at cost. i shall bring elixirs.

airport

estoy impresionado con tocumen. ya no tiene el toque ese ghetto de antes. im so bored. llegue temprano, the flight is delayed, and my weed's wearing off. una man me dio el tip de que en gate 21 hay wifi gratis. del otro lado u have to join a club que cuesta $50.

im sure this is very exciting for all of you. da rat, have fun dude. manny, did u send the va-poo-rise a la casa de peter? dice que le llego una vaina y no sabe que es. keep on truckin.

Now this is a politician that gets down onto business...

This is a strange way to do politicking, and who knows if she actually ends up doing it...the lesson as always...bitches are crazy:

Click here!

By the way, the one on the picture...thats her

(da rat: how desperate are you for Monday to get here??)

socially distorted by rick lopez

dana carvey show - ditchers

so dana carvey graduated from snl one day and for a short period had a show called the "dana carvey show." he had great sketch comics on his entourage such as steve carell (40 yr old virgin) and stephen colbert both later in the daily show.

this show was canceled for bad ratings and isnt widely talked about. in youtube you can find many clips. this is the funny one i saw.

if you like TOOL, this video might ruin things....

maynard in the 80's? say it isnt so!!!

100% guaranteed laugh!

mira lo que me manda la loca esta!

pa yankee