Lex Luthor Wants A Bailout

"Lex Luthor Bailout" with Jon Hamm - watch more funny videos

Interesting---How many zeros in a billion???

This is too true to be funny...


The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.

A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases..


A..
A billion seconds ago it was 1959..

B
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.

C
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.

D
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.

E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,at the rate our government
is spending it.

While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ....
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.


Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans ... Interesting number...what does it mean?

A
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528..

B
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.

C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.

Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US . That's enough to fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!!

50 billion to bail out the auto industry???
Washington , D.C.
&
Ottawa ON .
< HELLO!!! >
Are all your calculators broken??

Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property y Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Income Tax
Everything Tax or even NSW Taxes

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.

We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What happened ???

Can you spell 'politicians!' ???


And I still have to press '1'for English.

El Gallinazo

Now this is the garage I want to have.

I'd play this.

I wonder how it would work for inverting a drumkit?

CAKE OR BED...I thought this joke was pretty funny.....CAKE OR BED

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.

FINE,

THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO

FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK

I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS........................

HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.

AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING

AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.

HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.

JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.

HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.

HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?

SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!

Querias ice cream?!

The Cooler is Dying????

Has anyone noticed that every since the Rat and Manny got married the posts on the blog have slowed...hhhmmmm interesting isn't it...

Thoughts anyone????

xuuuuxx

Non-Grata!

Yo!

I'll be in Panama on March 18th... be there or be square!

My new favorite show

the show is called "Flying Heavy Metal with Bruce Dickinson" ... it's awesome!

disfruten de los carnavales and shiet ....

Why film yourself when there's some chance of this happening

'Drunk' Japanese minister apologises for G7 press conference

This nigga be FUCKED UP!!!!

Disemburied - Angel de Maldad

Quien se acuerda de esta vaina!!!?? We should cover this haha.

Facebook!

Blue has a facebook.


Put pictures and shit if you want.

Manny, Rat... All Ya'll... Watch This Video!

http://audiovideo.economist.com/?fr_story=FRdamp340421

As we've always known, if you wanna get fucked up, la waba is the way to go...and weed is pretty safe for you

Source: http://www.safercolorado.org

Little Boy High From Dentist Appointment

Observe and Report

Rogen's going a little dark, but I will see this.

Creative Editing

Funky idea. Te sacas la pieza nota por nota, tocas cada nota individualmente, y lo editas todo junto para parecer un guitar god.

Another One Bites the Dust

R.I.P.




On this day we lost our dear friend
Manny 11-11-80 to 02-06-09

He will always be remembered as Mad Manny
and saying with a sword in his hand "SE ME VAN!!!"

As he starts his new journey we all say,
GODSPEED GOOD BUDDY.

He will now be know as Manuelsophia Ferrer.

jajaja I'm just fucking with you, YOU KNOW!!!!!


Congrats buddy.

Mykoc? Is that a good name for a medicine?

Killer Biscuits? good name for a band?

Couldnt find the one where the loser is seen plummeting to his death

Guitar Hero Mod - Drum Kit

Beni, this is the first step for becoming el Futureman de Panamá.

Of all the ways to die...

Can we please nominate this fool for a Darwin Award?

At least he took himself out of the gene pool.

Lil" Bollo

Black Dynamite

I'm totally seeing this when it comes out. Dyyyynoooooomiiiiiiiiiiite!!!!!

El derramo su amor por ti dos veces!

nigga please... let it go.

El derramó su amor por ti

Me cagué de la risa con este video del patio ochentero. I'm sure yall know the tune. Chekeen a Salo manejando, y a Zito Bares en Congas. En verdad no ta tan mal el video ni la canción, ni el recording (Poti?). Igual cague de risa.

ya que nadie postea nada....

just wanted to give you guys the capt. yanx update

1. i flew to the gulf of mexico yesterday... that was one long ass flight for a single engine 160HP Cessna 172
2. i passed my Commercial Pilot written exam today with a 93
3. im 35 hours short of getting my commercial license
4. eventually i will have all the bitches in the cockpit, different area codes and different country codes!

peace!

Those dirty french pilots and stewardesses (NSFW)

hope the screenshot doesnt cause anyone trouble at work...

This was not a bad idea...so of course, they shut it down

Facebook Blows A Whopper Of An Opportunity

Burger King, through their insanely creative advertising agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky (see their recent Burger King perfume launch), launches a Facebook application that encourages users to remove Facebook friends. Sacrifice ten of them and you got a free Whopper. 233,906 friends were removed by 82,771 people in less than a week.

Facebook is overjoyed, right? What a great example to show the Madison Avenue agencies on how a big brand can get real engagement from users. This is the future of advertising. Or it could have been, if Facebook hadn’t shut it down, citing privacy issues:

We encourage creativity from developers and brands using Facebook Platform, but we also must ensure that applications follow users’ expectations of privacy. This application facilitated activity that ran counter to user privacy by notifying people when a user removes a friend. We have reached out to the developer with suggested solutions. In the meantime, we are taking the necessary steps to assure the trust users have established on Facebook is maintained.

Did anyone talk to the sales department before pulling the trigger on this? All that happened is the user being dissed got a message telling them, which helps the application spread virally. Without that feature the app is far less powerful. There is no real privacy issue here, just a policy decision by Facebook that people shouldn’t be notified when you remove them as a friend.

Facebook consistently tell users they can’t do things in the name of privacy, despite the fact that those users know full well what they are up to.

Unless investor and partner Microsoft makes them do it, of course.

Peludo Style

I can't decide if this is an epic fail or an epic win.

Police catch burglar using Facebook

New Zealand police use Facebook to stop crime

By Saeed Ahmed
CNN

(CNN) -- Police in southern New Zealand nabbed a would-be burglar after they posted security camera images of him trying to break into a safe on the popular social networking site, Facebook.

Having removed his balaclava after his efforts made him hot, the would-be burglar looks up at a security camera.

The Queenstown police are calling it their first Facebook arrest. The police department created its online presence on the site just two months ago, said Constable Sean Drader.

"It's pretty popular, isn't it, this site?" Drader told CNN Wednesday, surprised at the quick success.

The 21-year-old masked man allegedly broke into a local pub through a roof early Monday morning and spent considerable time trying to crack open a safe using an angle grinder.

"It's a very small room that he broke into, and it was hot weather. It's summer here," Drader said. "There are sparks flying all about him. And after about an hour, he gets too hot and takes his gloves and balaclava off."

Unable to break open the safe, the man gave up and got ready to leave, Drader said.

"He looks around to see if he's forgotten anything, and he looks up right at the camera. It was rather silly. We got a good look," he said.

The police department posted the surveillance camera photos on its Facebook page. By the next day, the man was in custody, fingered by viewers who recognized him from the images on the site, and from TV segments on the Facebook posting.

Police did not release the suspect's name, but said the Queenstown native is charged with two counts of burglary.

Facebook, the Web's most popular social networking site, allows users to create personal profiles. They can then connect with one another, upload photos and share links. The site boasts more than 90 million active users.

In November, Facebook helped a seafood restaurant owner in Melbourne identify five customers who dined on oysters, trout and expensive wine and then bolted without paying the US $323 bill.

According to media reports, the owner remembered one of the diners asking about a former waitress.

The waitress suggested the restaurateur look through her friend's list on Facebook. A quick scroll later, the owner spotted one of the bill dodgers.

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/01/14/nz.facebook.arrest/index.html

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la cizaña on FB ta llegando a otro nivel... te imaginas el criminal cuando abrió su email, dike "you have been tagged in a video by the the police..." miegdah!

You don't have to like video games to find this video interesting

The end of ideas?

I saw this trailer and I had no idea what to think of it:

Crazy looking creature of the day

The Slammin' Salmon

More mayhem from the guys who brought us Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest...

Best. Band. Ever.

...if it ever happened.

Lemmiwinks - Peludo (sneak peak)

bajense our long awaited 15 (or 16) song CD antes que salga a la venta. I'll expect the comments to be reviews. by downloading you are also committing yourself to buying it for $5 when it comes out.

http://www.zshare.net/download/5344142427e7bd76/

lemmi vid

is it gonna happen?

i laughed

Transformers: Mac vs. PC

Very cool street art.

If one was passing this by in the street, they'd have to view it at a particular angle to get it. Badass and very creative nonetheless...

so true (click to zoom)

Ssssssshhhhh!!!

And I thought I was uptight when it came to watching movies...


Philadelphia man shot because family talked during movie

By Barbara Boyer

A South Philadelphia man enraged because a father and son were talking during a Christmas showing of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button took care of the situation when he pulled a .380-caliber gun and shot the father, police said.

James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.

"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.

Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.

After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.

Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.

http://www.philly.com/philly/hp/news_update/20081226_Phila__man_shot_because_family_talked_during_movie.html

Next time, lock the door.

(NSFW)

Thundercats Film

Must say... Job well done for a fake trailer.

who let the gallinazo outta the bag?

alright guys im home for the holiday's.. call mee!

Close enough?

No tenemos corazon

watch in high quality

i heart peli-chiqui

you fools should come visit... and take a picture with the iron maiden flag

I need to get me one of THESE!!!!!!!

Busch... or impostore???

JR Busch circa 1997 when he was flying a King Air

Rocking clip

A little old school rock to start the week off. Emerson, Lake and Palmer rocking a tune from their Pictures at an Exhibition album que era musica clasica con rock. The intro is a little long, pero lo que sigue ta desbocado.

For some people there's no hope

40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 minutes

You could even call this the history of American cinema, if one were so inclined.

Ron Jeremy - A Living Legend

I just love it when random girls spot me in public and proceed to bow down to me.

My Nigga Zed and BOND!

BUSTED!

Coldplay is being sued by Joe Satriani, of all people, for plagiarizing his composition.

You be the judge...

Esayal no Esmiyal

Electric Stimulus to the face Synched to Music

Japanese artist-programmer Daito Manabe created a number of electronic stimulous patches, attached them to his face then synched them up to some beats. Very nuts, very cool.

Beni and Blue, beware!!!

http://www.thelocal.se/15742.html

Swedish boy collapses after 20-hour World of Warcraft binge

A 15-year-old boy from western Sweden collapsed and went into convulsions on Sunday afternoon after playing the World of Warcraft computer game for 20 hours straight.

The boy was one of seven friends who had gathered on Saturday at the 15-year-old’s home in Laholm for to play the video game, a new version of which was released last week in Sweden.

“They played all day and all night. Maybe they got a few hours of sleep. They ate a little food and breakfast at their computers,” the boy’s father told the Kvällsposten newspaper.

At around 2:00pm on Sunday, the boy had what appeared to be an epileptic seizure.

“We were terrified and called rescue services,” said the father.

At the hospital, doctors said the boy’s bodily systems had been thrown off by a combination of sleep deprivation, lack of food, and too long a stretch of concentrated game playing.

While the boy is expected to make a full recovery, his father said he plans on limiting the amount of time his son is allowed to play computer games.

He has taken it upon himself to warn parents of the other boys about the dangers of extended game playing.

“They also think the boys need to reduce the amount of time they play and will themselves be more vigilant,” said the father.

Officials from the Game Over treatment centre in Linköping in central Sweden have noticed a spike in calls from concerned parents since the release of the latest World of Warcraft installment, Wrath of the Lich King.

“It’s been a huge problem. We have parents who call everyday and ask,” said Game Over’s Emilie Backlund to the Svenska Dagbladet (SvD) newspaper.

She has seen a steady rise in computer game addiction, with most cases stemming from those playing online fantasy games such as World of Warcraft and Counter Strike.

“And it’s not only a problem for young people. Adults have also contacted us and it really doesn’t matter how old you are,” Backlund told SvD.

I wants

I could probably make this thing...

I always get a kick out of this...

Screw Anorexia!

Now there's a healthy looking wo.....man?

Let's just leave all this anorexic crap behind

Lemmis in the Sky

Take some inspiration from Jamiroquai (of all bands...)

Paraphrasing from Wikipedia -

Gig in the Sky was a record-breaking concert by the British band Jamiroquai. It was notable for having a very unusual setting, more precisely, the concert was performed in an airplane lacking seats.

Main party

The concert was in a flying airplane, at 35,000 feet, a record breaking altitude. The plane in which the concert was held lacked a number of seats to be replaced by a built-in stage at the front of the plane.

Breaking the record

The concert's primary objective was to break the record for the "highest concert ever performed". According to Funkin.com, there was a judge present on the plane, who made the records official. In fact, Jamiroquai broke an unexpected six records:

• Highest ever concert
• Fastest ever concert
• Highest ever recording
• Fastest ever recording
• Highest gig in a plane
• Fastest gig in a plane

Yankee, make this happen!

Rat, got your wedding gift!

So you can enjoy the Dark Side of the Toast every morning.

This is some good shit...jajajajaj

A Christmas card from the US Stock Market Funds...jajajaja




Is this a Potential Problem????

Happy birthday Manny

if you hit the Londoner tonite, have a Guinness and share with a friend!

btw, i passed my check ride today and am now officially Capt. Rivera, private pilot.

11/11 is an awesome day!

Gayest Commercial Ever!

A Sad, Sad Dawn

Now that the city is ravished, let's build 29 story skyscrapers in the sand and destroy our beaches! Bloody Brilliant!

more election stuff? for the gamerz....

Cheers mates!

can we make a video like this?

man lo que sea... very poor.. lemmi... green sky ... eddi torres... los yegueros... something!

Check out the Link.... http://www.flalandsale.com/index.html

In the mood for a good ol' All-in-One Conspiracy Theory movie?

Esto lo mando un man dike Trombettta por el fesibuk ayer... it's a movie link, so probably not something you want to see at the office...

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8883910961351786332

If the world is actually moving in this direction, which it almost seems like it is... or has been for quite sometime, then miegdah! revolution for you!

Did my first SOLO flight today

yeah that's all i gotta say...
oh... when i was doing my first approach there were 2 F-18 Hornet's waiting for my slow, student pilot ass to land... yeah now that's all I have to say

-Capt Gallinazo

At LAST: THE MONSTER SQUAD DVD TRAILER

Anybody Remember this? It took me years to remember... cheers

lemmi lives!

http://www.punkrockdemo.com/playlists/show145.php

lemmi lives!

You see shit like this, and it makes you lose what little faith you might've had in humanity...

To Good, Go Palin jajaja P.S. This is my FIRST post Bitches!!!!!!!!!!

Crazy Protester Interrupts Palin Interview - Watch more free videos

Passed my written test biatches!

i would go celebrating with a mighty rum drink in one hand and a tasty cold beer in the other, but i am short of mah dawgz...

in other news im also an uncle since my cousin gave birth to a baby boy...

and i also found asians in dallas... i was gonna post a pic but then i got all paranoid cuz at least 1/2 of y'all are married and the pics might be seen by significant others that can in turn ... cause the yanks some grief ...

PEACE!

Wedding Dress

Da rat, I know I've posted this pic before but now that you're getting married and you liking star wars as much as you do maybe you can go ahead and get Christina to wear this for the wedding. You know I approve.

Congrats again buddy.

HOSTIL!

estos son algunos comments del video "somos panameños" de Big Fat Hen. que chucha le pasa a la gente?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TpHeL4E2Hqo

Go Viagra Car! NASCAR, hellyeah

dick or cabriated old guy?

beni, have you seen this?

Este blog esta muy gringo

Hay que echarle algo Panameño.

The chick can actually sing. Ojala no se vaya muy lejos en el cochino mundo del pop y saque algo medio desente.

Maybe the ground is oozing THC...

Not bad at all

i made a funny

i knnow bluuuuus gots my back on this one! enjoy

while we are still on Palin...

i have nothing else to post ... sorry guys!

Did anyone see that debate?

Messages

Da Rat: danny g needs your physical address (not where you do ballet, where you live), pasala por aqui o mandasela por faceblarg.

Meña: danny g quiere que lo invites al blog (danieljosegiraldez@gmail.com)

BIANCO GOIN' DOWN!