THE CRAZY EYE 4 real
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Thursday, April 30, 2009
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Thursday, April 16, 2009
Wednesday, April 15, 2009
Last call for Da Rat's Wedding
As it stands, I've got 2 available beds at my house. Blue and Yankee have confirmed they'll room together. So basically, this leaves one room with 2 beds for either a married couple (mi vieja no deja que hay pareja en cuarto junto a menos que esten casados) or 2 rejos or 2 rejas...
I wanna get this shit booked and confirmed from y'all sooner rather than later. I leave on the 23rd of April. I will personally give you instructions on how to get there if you wanna be hooked up. 2 free beds that are walking distance from the wedding venue, people, don't let it go to waste. Free!
Thursday, April 09, 2009
Wednesday, April 08, 2009
Monday, April 06, 2009
Friday, April 03, 2009
Thursday, April 02, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
Friday, March 27, 2009
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Monday, March 23, 2009
If anybody is going to Bern, Switzerland, please get me one of these
It's called a hang drum, its similar to a steel drum but it's played with the hands. They're almost impossible to get, they only make them in Bern and you have to go there personally to get one custome made... I wants one! Meña, take a train there and hook it up, I'll pay for your trip haha.
Friday, March 20, 2009
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Monday, March 16, 2009
Wash your hands....jajajajaja
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hahahahahaha Wash your hands
Rapping Flight Attendent
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I bet this shit will happen on Gallinazo Air too...jajaja
Nothing
I have nothing to post but wanted to say WHAT'S UP!!!!
Oh, Capt'n Gallinzo returns to Panama on Wednesday.
Viene la cachimba.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Thursday, March 12, 2009
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Interesting---How many zeros in a billion???
This is too true to be funny...
The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the 'politicians' spending YOUR tax money.
A billion is a difficult number to comprehend,but one advertising agency did a good job of putting that figure into some perspective in one of its releases..
A..
A billion seconds ago it was 1959..
B
A billion minutes ago Jesus was alive.
C
A billion hours ago our ancestors were living in the Stone Age.
D
A billion days ago no-one walked on the earth on two feet.
E.
A billion dollars ago was only 8 hours and 20 minutes,at the rate our government
is spending it.
While this thought is still fresh in our brain...
let's take a look at New Orleans ....
It's amazing what you can learn with some simple division.
Louisiana Senator,
Mary Landrieu (D)is presently asking Congress for 250 BILLION DOLLARS
to rebuild New Orleans ... Interesting number...what does it mean?
A
Well... if you are one of the 484,674 residents of New Orleans
(every man, woman, and child)
you each get $516,528..
B
Or... if you have one of the 188,251 homes in
New Orleans , your home gets $1,329,787.
C..
Or... if you are a family of four...
your family gets $2,066,012.
Imagine, now $700 billion bailing out banks in the US . That's enough to fund complete medical care for every man, woman and child currently alive in the US for 11 years!!
50 billion to bail out the auto industry???
Washington , D.C.
&
Ottawa ON .
< HELLO!!! >
Are all your calculators broken??
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL License Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License Tax
Federal Income Tax , Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Fuel Permit Tax
Gasoline Tax
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Inventory Tax
IRS Interest Charges (tax on top of tax)
IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Tax
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property y Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road Usage Tax (Truckers)
Sales Taxes
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone Federal Excise Tax
Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax upon Tax
Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Tax
Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
Telephone Recurring and Non-recurring Charges Tax
Telephone State and Local Tax
Telephone Usage Charge Tax
Utility Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
Income Tax
Everything Tax or even NSW Taxes
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY???
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago...
and our nation was the most prosperous in the world.
We had absolutely no national debt...
We had the largest middle class in the world...
and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What happened ???
Can you spell 'politicians!' ???
And I still have to press '1'for English.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 09, 2009
CAKE OR BED...I thought this joke was pretty funny.....CAKE OR BED
A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
HONEY,
COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO.
FINE,
THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
FINE, SHE SAYS
THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
TO THE FRONT DOOR?
THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T WANT TO FIX STEPS HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO
I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A COUPLE OF HOURS........................
HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
TO GO HOME
AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
HE SAID,
SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
SHE REPLIED,
HELLOOOOO..
DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
ON MY FOREHEAD?
I DON'T THINK SO!
Friday, March 06, 2009
Thursday, March 05, 2009
The Cooler is Dying????
Has anyone noticed that every since the Rat and Manny got married the posts on the blog have slowed...hhhmmmm interesting isn't it...
Thoughts anyone????
Wednesday, March 04, 2009
Monday, March 02, 2009
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Friday, February 20, 2009
My new favorite show
the show is called "Flying Heavy Metal with Bruce Dickinson" ... it's awesome!
disfruten de los carnavales and shiet ....
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Friday, February 13, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Monday, February 09, 2009
Saturday, February 07, 2009
Creative Editing
Funky idea. Te sacas la pieza nota por nota, tocas cada nota individualmente, y lo editas todo junto para parecer un guitar god.
Friday, February 06, 2009
Another One Bites the Dust
R.I.P.
On this day we lost our dear friend
Manny 11-11-80 to 02-06-09
He will always be remembered as Mad Manny
and saying with a sword in his hand "SE ME VAN!!!"
As he starts his new journey we all say,
GODSPEED GOOD BUDDY.
He will now be know as Manuelsophia Ferrer.
jajaja I'm just fucking with you, YOU KNOW!!!!!
Congrats buddy.
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Of all the ways to die...
Can we please nominate this fool for a Darwin Award?
At least he took himself out of the gene pool.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Friday, January 23, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
El derramó su amor por ti
Me cagué de la risa con este video del patio ochentero. I'm sure yall know the tune. Chekeen a Salo manejando, y a Zito Bares en Congas. En verdad no ta tan mal el video ni la canción, ni el recording (Poti?). Igual cague de risa.
ya que nadie postea nada....
just wanted to give you guys the capt. yanx update
1. i flew to the gulf of mexico yesterday... that was one long ass flight for a single engine 160HP Cessna 172
2. i passed my Commercial Pilot written exam today with a 93
3. im 35 hours short of getting my commercial license
4. eventually i will have all the bitches in the cockpit, different area codes and different country codes!
peace!
Monday, January 19, 2009
Those dirty french pilots and stewardesses (NSFW)
hope the screenshot doesnt cause anyone trouble at work...
Thursday, January 15, 2009
This was not a bad idea...so of course, they shut it down
Facebook Blows A Whopper Of An Opportunity
Burger King, through their insanely creative advertising agency Crispin Porter + Bogusky (see their recent Burger King perfume launch), launches a Facebook application that encourages users to remove Facebook friends. Sacrifice ten of them and you got a free Whopper. 233,906 friends were removed by 82,771 people in less than a week.Facebook is overjoyed, right? What a great example to show the Madison Avenue agencies on how a big brand can get real engagement from users. This is the future of advertising. Or it could have been, if Facebook hadn’t shut it down, citing privacy issues:
We encourage creativity from developers and brands using Facebook Platform, but we also must ensure that applications follow users’ expectations of privacy. This application facilitated activity that ran counter to user privacy by notifying people when a user removes a friend. We have reached out to the developer with suggested solutions. In the meantime, we are taking the necessary steps to assure the trust users have established on Facebook is maintained.
Did anyone talk to the sales department before pulling the trigger on this? All that happened is the user being dissed got a message telling them, which helps the application spread virally. Without that feature the app is far less powerful. There is no real privacy issue here, just a policy decision by Facebook that people shouldn’t be notified when you remove them as a friend.
Facebook consistently tell users they can’t do things in the name of privacy, despite the fact that those users know full well what they are up to.
Unless investor and partner Microsoft makes them do it, of course.
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
Police catch burglar using Facebook
New Zealand police use Facebook to stop crime
By Saeed Ahmed
CNN
(CNN) -- Police in southern New Zealand nabbed a would-be burglar after they posted security camera images of him trying to break into a safe on the popular social networking site, Facebook.
Having removed his balaclava after his efforts made him hot, the would-be burglar looks up at a security camera.
The Queenstown police are calling it their first Facebook arrest. The police department created its online presence on the site just two months ago, said Constable Sean Drader.
"It's pretty popular, isn't it, this site?" Drader told CNN Wednesday, surprised at the quick success.
The 21-year-old masked man allegedly broke into a local pub through a roof early Monday morning and spent considerable time trying to crack open a safe using an angle grinder.
"It's a very small room that he broke into, and it was hot weather. It's summer here," Drader said. "There are sparks flying all about him. And after about an hour, he gets too hot and takes his gloves and balaclava off."
Unable to break open the safe, the man gave up and got ready to leave, Drader said.
"He looks around to see if he's forgotten anything, and he looks up right at the camera. It was rather silly. We got a good look," he said.
The police department posted the surveillance camera photos on its Facebook page. By the next day, the man was in custody, fingered by viewers who recognized him from the images on the site, and from TV segments on the Facebook posting.
Police did not release the suspect's name, but said the Queenstown native is charged with two counts of burglary.
Facebook, the Web's most popular social networking site, allows users to create personal profiles. They can then connect with one another, upload photos and share links. The site boasts more than 90 million active users.
In November, Facebook helped a seafood restaurant owner in Melbourne identify five customers who dined on oysters, trout and expensive wine and then bolted without paying the US $323 bill.
According to media reports, the owner remembered one of the diners asking about a former waitress.
The waitress suggested the restaurateur look through her friend's list on Facebook. A quick scroll later, the owner spotted one of the bill dodgers.http://edition.cnn.com/2009/TECH/01/14/nz.facebook.arrest/index.html
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la cizaña on FB ta llegando a otro nivel... te imaginas el criminal cuando abrió su email, dike "you have been tagged in a video by the the police..." miegdah!
Tuesday, January 13, 2009
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 09, 2009
The Slammin' Salmon
More mayhem from the guys who brought us Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest...
Monday, January 05, 2009
Lemmiwinks - Peludo (sneak peak)
bajense our long awaited 15 (or 16) song CD antes que salga a la venta. I'll expect the comments to be reviews. by downloading you are also committing yourself to buying it for $5 when it comes out.
http://www.zshare.net/download/5344142427e7bd76/
Sunday, January 04, 2009
Saturday, January 03, 2009
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Very cool street art.
If one was passing this by in the street, they'd have to view it at a particular angle to get it. Badass and very creative nonetheless...
Saturday, December 27, 2008
Ssssssshhhhh!!!
And I thought I was uptight when it came to watching movies...
Philadelphia man shot because family talked during movie
James Joseph Cialella Jr., 29, of the 1900 block of Hollywood Street is charged with attempted murder, aggravated assault, and weapons violations.
"It's truly frightening when you see something like this evolve into such violence," said police spokesman Lt. Frank Vanore.
Police were called to the Riverview Theatre in the 1400 block of Columbus Boulevard about 9:30 p.m. where the gunshot victim, a Philadelphia man who was not identified, told police a man sitting near him told his family to be quiet and threw popcorn at his son.
After exchanging words, Vanore said Cialella allegedly got out of his seat to confront the family when the father got up to protect them. That's when the victim was shot once in the left arm, sending others in the theatre running to safety.
Cialella then sat down to watch the movie. Police arrived a short time later and arrested Cialella and confiscated his weapon, Vanore said.
Wednesday, December 24, 2008
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Saturday, December 20, 2008
Wednesday, December 17, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Monday, December 15, 2008
Rocking clip
A little old school rock to start the week off. Emerson, Lake and Palmer rocking a tune from their Pictures at an Exhibition album que era musica clasica con rock. The intro is a little long, pero lo que sigue ta desbocado.
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Friday, December 12, 2008
40 Inspirational Speeches in 2 minutes
You could even call this the history of American cinema, if one were so inclined.
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
Ron Jeremy - A Living Legend
I just love it when random girls spot me in public and proceed to bow down to me.
Monday, December 08, 2008
Saturday, December 06, 2008
BUSTED!
Coldplay is being sued by Joe Satriani, of all people, for plagiarizing his composition.
You be the judge...
Wednesday, December 03, 2008
Electric Stimulus to the face Synched to Music
Japanese artist-programmer Daito Manabe created a number of electronic stimulous patches, attached them to his face then synched them up to some beats. Very nuts, very cool.
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