So...sometime in the near future (before the year is over, hopefully) we'll have us some Song of Ice and Fire on TV with plenty of titties, incest, beheadings and such...
http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/02/hbo-will-play-game-of-thrones/
now...wheres that 5th fucking book?!?!?
If the pilot shit don't work out in the end, you can always move to vegas and follow in this dude's footsteps.
Shotgun for the first party flight!
Porque te tienes que tar metiendo con las guiales de los demas, man??? Poor guy now thinks he's got super sperm!
I will have a tall glass of cold milk and proceed to take a massive shit, symbolizing my appreciation for the birthday of our cheese-loving sewer-dweller, da Rat.
Happy birthday nigga!
Time for Blue to hit the streets and rock the hoes with his dashing pickup moves.
Manning better wipe that look off his face before the Pats knock it off. I don't hate the Colts; I pity the fools.
Party at Busch's. Sunday night. Best be there.
When "I was with your mom" is not actually a joke ...unless you have no part in this, in which case it's an awesome joke.
Father giving the green light for his kid to beat the shit out of the other kid was priceless. "Take care of business son." Badass.
The question is: Staged, or real?
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A 59-year-old Brazilian man has surprised his family by turning up at his own funeral, local media report.
Relatives of Ademir Jorge Goncalves, a bricklayer, had identified him as the victim of a car crash in southern Parana state the previous day.
Police told O Globo newspaper that relatives had trouble identifying the corpse because it was badly disfigured.
It emerged that Mr Goncalves had spent the night drinking a rum-like liquor called "pinga" with his friends.
He did not get word of his funeral until it was already happening on Monday morning, his niece Rosa Sampaio said.
She said some family members - including herself and the man's mother - had doubts, but an aunt and four friends had positively identified the body.
"What were we to do? We went ahead with the funeral," she told O Globo.
A police spokesman welcomed the happy ending: "Before long, the walking dead appeared at the funeral. It was a relief," the unnamed officer told the paper.
The body was correctly identified later, he said, and buried in another state.
crazy fuckers again
ya que no se puede ver con lo que postie.
Lemmi deberÃa tomarse unas fotos asà bien pro para poner en facebook. Esta banda se llama "Uncle's Trip" de aquà de Panamá y aunque no me gusta romper a nadie, no me pude resistir con estas fotos.
A jury awarded $16 million to the family of a Sacramento-area woman who died in a 2007 radio stunt in which participants chugged water and held their bladders in order to win a Wii.
Jennifer Strange (pictured), a mom to three kids, died of apparent water intoxication during "Hold Your Wee for a Wii," a contest held by KDND-FM of Sacramento in January 2007, not two months after the Wii debuted and demand for the console was white-hot.
The jury found the station negligent in the death, especially for ignoring several warnings that the point of the stunt - drinking a ton of water and refusing to pee - could have fatal consequences.
Ten station employees were fired after the death; Entercom Sacramento, the company that owns KDND, sounds like it will not be appealing the verdict. A spokesman told the Los Angeles Times that, "We respect the jury's decision and hope that it will assist the Strange family in coping with its loss."
During the trial a tape of the program revealed that an on-air host had mentioned the potential fatal effects of drinking too much water - citing a 2005 fraternity hazing death. A listener also called to advise they not try the stunt.
Strange was trying to win the console for her three children. She finished in second place. After the contest she rushed with the winner to the bathroom to vomit; by the afternoon, she was dead.
The little fat boy that couldn't.
Fat Kid Stuck in a Skating Bowl - Watch more Funny Videos
I'm already on my way on my Tennessee stud. Peace!
I've met an a-hole or two in my time, including the one I see in the mirror, but few of them have managed to score a perfect 10/10 stars of pure assholeness.
The creators of this display may or may not deserve the whole 10 stars, but if they don't, they come pretty close.
We should all go y tripiarlo como si fuera un stand up de un gran comediante, just laugh all the way.
You might find this interesting.
Disappearing planes in the Bermudas Triangle appear to be unrelated to Yankee's cock.
Bermudas Triangle Mystery: Solved. Sorta. Uhm, probably.
" You kinda get the sense that Bills fans aren't thinking about winning on Monday night so much as they're thinking about avoiding embarrassment: "But even though receiver Terrell Owens(notes) makes his much-anticipated Buffalo debut tonight, there's a sense of anxiety among Bills fans in advance of the nationally televised game at Gillette Stadium. Will it be ugly? New England has whipped the Bills by an average score of 29.1 to 8.7 during the last 11 meetings." "
-Buffalo News
You know that uber-popular plastic-instrument-wielding music game thats available for the PS3, the Xbox, PC, and who knows what else and it's not Guitar Hero??...yeah, Rock Band, that one...
well, for any musicians who are interested, the people who make the game will release a computer program that will allow you to code your recorded songs into a format that can be played in this game and downloaded by gamers and you even get paid for it (if people download it that is)
all the details are in this link (there's a lot of info, so im not posting the whole article here):
http://kotaku.com/5346803/power-to-the-people-how-rock-band-network-expands-the-game-gets-any-song-online
if this is done well, it could be HUGE (from a user generated content standpoint)
does ANYONE have a decent picture of Nishi??? Please post or send to jc_editoris@yahoo.com, URGENT!!!
I may rot in hell for this, but, dammit, I say that's a dude.
Wed Aug 19, 2009 1:00 pm EDT
After bursting onto the scene with the world's fastest time three weeks ago at a junior meet, South Africa's Caster Semenya, 18, has been dogged by gender-swapping accusations. She will undergo complex gender testing (it's not as easy as you'd think) after her race tonight, but the results won't be available for a few weeks. Semenya had the fastest qualifying time of the eight competitors.
South African officials have acknowledged the controversy, but are standing by Semenya. Molatelo Malehopo, general manager of Athletics South Africa, told UK's Daily Mail:
"She is a female. We are completely sure about that and we wouldn't have entered her into the female competition if we had any doubts.
We have not been absent-minded, we are very sure of her gender. We are aware of the claims that have been made but our aim at the moment is to prepare Caster for the race this evening."
It's nothing new for a great female athlete to be accused of being a man. Babe Didrikson, perhaps the greatest sportswoman of all-time, was constantly being hounded by such slurs. And it's also not unheard of for a man to compete as a woman.
But despite the breathless reports from British and Australian newspapers, there doesn't seem to be any concrete evidence that Semenya is actually a man other than the fact that she runs really fast, has a defined physique and doesn't have the most feminine of features.
It's interesting that the speculation immediately turned to gender rather than steroids, as the latter would be a more logical way to cheat. Normally when athletes lower their personal bests by wide margins, the talk immediately turns toward doping. Not in this case.
And if Semenya was actually a man, wouldn't he/she try to do more to look like a woman? I mean, I've seen Tootsie. Dustin Hoffman didn't go into that TV studio with a buzz cut and form-fitting pants. He put on a dress, teased the hair and wore nail polish and makeup. He sold it. If Semenya was trying to switch genders, wouldn't there be some more effort to glam it up?
The whole thing is pretty insulting and I feel bad for the 18-year old that is getting dragged through this. Maybe she's a he. If that's proven, then I'll be first in line to criticize. But right now there's nothing to suggest that there's anything nefarious going on other than the jealous whispers of competitors.
Update: If there were whispers before, they'll likely turn to shouts now. Caster Semenya thoroughly dominated the field in the 800m final tonight in Berlin, hitting the tape a full 25 meters ahead of the field.
While the other runners were laboring in the backstretch, Semenya looked like she was out for a Sunday jog. Her 1:55.46 was the fastest winning time at the world championships since 1993.
And not that this means anything either way, but when Semenya raised her arms in triumph after the race it was clear that she doesn't shave her armpits. To go back to the Tootsie comparison, if Semenya is actually a man, she/he isn't trying very hard to mask it.
The IAAF insists that the gender testing of Semenya is a "medical issue" not one of foul play.
ese man diske "abner" (panamanian hot shot director) is making a documentary on empleadas y sus patrones y me pidio que hechara algun cuento que tenga involving empleadas (i was leaning towards the miriam story at the beach where we got chicho to say he wanted to fuck miriams sister and the ferny aftermath). anyways, he also asked me to ask my friends to see if they wanted to come out and tell their stories.
anybody got anything?
Hello my techie friends. QuerÃa ver si alguien sabÃa de una opción para music playback en mi farmacia todo el dÃa que pueda estar conectada a la pared y tocar. El Ipod Shuffle does not charge and play. Sucks. Alguien usa otro aparato que se pueda conectar a bocinas y a la pared y quede chiliando and playing all day? Mi unica opción es un expensive IPOD ah?
Thanks!
I think I might crash this shit too...Bet it costs some real cash.
Think it's real or fake??? Can't really tell - if it's fake, it's exceedingly well done!
Check this shit out MAN!!!!!!!!!!
http://insideblog.easports.com/archive/2009/07/25/madden-nfl-10-soundtrack-clips.aspx
I am buying this as soon as it comes out.
You best BELIEVE I'm seeing this shit when and if it ever comes out in Panama.
The things I would do with Peter Jackson sponsoring me...
HAHAHAHA, Funny shit, this was in Colombia on the news by the way.
Vi este video el otro dia en Later with Jools Holland (best show eva), la banda se llama Battles, es el baterista viejo de Helmet, el guitarrista de Don Caballero y otros manes locos, ta tripioso, enjoy.
according to this article in bbc.com...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/8174482.stm
manny, say it aint so!
I think the Rat has paid his due for his illicit pigfucking activities.
Somebody fix this man!
very dangerous idea... for all of us!
http://gizmodo.com/5323788/exemplary-mom-builds-98%20inch-screen-inside-kids-bedroom-ceiling
cooler buddies,
i think da rat is sick
his lack of posts during the past two days has led me to believe he has been ill
and not able to go to work
by not showing up to work, da rat cannot post
get well soon buddy
You guys are free to join this game if you can't wait to get your football fill.
You get to create a player and build him up every season. You don't have to pay or anything-- your player will still level up with experience from games and daily training and you can join leagues appropriate to your level. It's actually pretty cool, I've been playing it for a year, and it only takes a couple of minutes per day.
I'll just post the features it offers instead of explaining (click to enlarge).
