too much Nitro Rustler for the yanx...

estimated cost of repair... $3,500!
me cago en la leche! Ostia!

ok, this one is better!

noticed a lot of rednecks are into this shit!

look what i got!

i've spent money on lamer shit... 75 MPH!

Happy birthday Benito! (Zhu ni shengri kuai le!)

...or at least I think it's today?

-da yanx!-

Nueva Cinta Costera

This thing is all up in the news right now... I'd never even heard of it. Some people say it will be finished in 2 yrs... sounds more like that stunt Mireya pulled when she built the Puente Centenario before she left office, and then it stood there for another year or so while the access roads were built.

tuyal esmiyal

ladies and gentlemen, i give you.... jen hannah (chris hannah's sister), la chicha y la limonada...

The End is Near

The last antichrist is finally here, she is complete now, con su makeover y su banda. Beware.

BIG FUCKING BALLS!

daria la vida para regresar y ponerle Mr. Danger a Lemmiwinks.

my favorite band

Macgruber!

Check out this kickass SNL skit burlandose de Macgyver. The skits are cool, but the theme song is the bomb - especially the last one (son 3 episodios). Definately would be cool to take it out and play it live por ahi, aunque nadie lo entienda, fuck the crowd, its all about pleasing ourselves...Macgruberrrrr!!

for manny...

i can't remember when we had this discussion, but i found some facts and data for you...

crazy gringos

this is a GUY, by the way...

we're going to london!

OK, moving on to happier stories, such as...dancing days are here again, because the three surviving members of Led Zeppelin are finally getting back together! Yep, hard rock fans still dazed and confused by recent news of the long-delayed Van Halen reunion have even more reason to celebrate, now that this even longer-delayed reunion is reportedly in the works. Incredibly, according to NME.com, frontman Robert Plant is in talks this week with fellow Led Zep legends Jimmy Page and John Paul Jones about a Zeppelin tour that'll hopefully kick off in London this November. Presumably late drummer John Bonham's son, Jason Bonham (last seen banging skins for celebreality band Damnocracy on VH1's Supergroup), will fill in behind the drumkit for the Zep trek; since Damnocracy mouthpiece Sebastian Bach is busy trying to launch a hip-hop career on MTV's Celebrity Rap Superstars (more on that HERE), we're guessing Damnocracy are on indefinite hiatus and Jason will therefore thankfully be free...

Da's... mah dawgs!

Frosty and Taffy -- Mom and dad

Luca and Gipsy -- Boy and girl

Coquette -- Cousin, lives in Miami with my sister. Luca doesn't really consider her a cousin and he wants some of that.

Best be petting them!

I bet she's a lesbian...

...and that everybody in her family is a repressed gay. Fucked up bitch.

I present to you Shirley Phelps.

Once again, give it for Cannibal Corpse (feat. Jim Carrey)

I love the Cannibal Corpse scene in Ace Ventura, pero nunca había visto este pedazo de Ace performing with the band, gotta love it. And as Poti pointed out, es la misma del video de Du RAt.

If you´re at work, blast them speakers!

TOMMY SEEBACH

in light of recent laughing attacks in the band room after 3 joints, i decided to do a little (very little) research on who the guys in the cannibal corpse video were. seebach died of alcoholism related problems at an amuzement park. he was danish (which would explain how benito couldnt figure out the lyrics) and had minor musical success.

people in the US have rediscovered him thanks to youtube and this crazy video he made... i wanna do some acid in cerro azul and make a video just like it, con la misma musica y todo... later we sync in some lemmimusic.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tommy_Seebach

PROPAGANDHI tickets on sale TODAY!!!!!

for da rat...

props