Look what I found while looking around:

Diet Snapple 16 oz $1.29 . ......$10.32 per gallon
Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 ........$9.52 per gallon
Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 ........$10.17 per gallon
Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 ........$10.00 per gallon
Brake Fluid 12 oz $3.15 .........$33.60 per gallon
Vick's Nyquil 6 oz $8.35 ..........$178.13 per gallon
Whiteout 7 oz $1.39 ......... $25.42 per gallon
Scope 1.5 oz $0.99 .......$84.48 per gallon

And this is the REAL KICKER...
Evian water 9 oz $1.49..........$21.19 per gallon?!
$21.19 for WATER - and the buyers don't even know the source.

(Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

So, the next time you're at the pump, be glad your car doesn't
run on water, Scope, or Whiteout, or God forbid, Pepto Bismol or Nyquil.

Chucha por favor vean este video. Funniest shit EVA EVA EVA EVANGELION!


http://dealante.com/nodo.php?nodoid=12859

Best of Both Worlds

More to Manny's Liking

This weeks... Weekly Cute Girl Post!

Hello boys! My name is Karina Gitdoun. I'm a virgo, but that doesn't mean I'm feisty. I'm 17 years young and I love to listen to Smashmouth. My favorite movie is El Dia de la Bestia and I love to read Robert Jordan. Guys say I'm the perfect girl because I love RPGs.
Please write me at stinkifinga@hotmail.com
Maybe we'll get together and have fun.

Study finds no marijuana link to lung cancer
By Deena Beasley Tue May 23, 9:40 PM ET
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Marijuana smoking does not increase a person's risk of developing lung cancer, according to the findings of a new study at the University of California Los Angeles that surprised even the researchers.
They had expected to find that a history of heavy marijuana use, like cigarette smoking, would increase the risk of cancer.
Instead, the study, which compared the lifestyles of 611 Los Angeles County lung cancer patients and 601 patients with head and neck cancers with those of 1,040 people without cancer, found no elevated cancer risk for even the heaviest pot smokers. It did find a 20-fold increased risk of lung cancer in people who smoked two or more packs of cigarettes a day.

READ MORE HERE:
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060524/hl_nm/marijuana_dc

Yes, Affirmative

they was FINE!













And as you can see on this picture, Big Papa is not threatened.



Now... could two sisters be this perfect?


How about... could two sisters and their mom be this perfect?


Yo, where dat hand at? Get out of there!


This is more like it. Tha's mah dawgs!


This is how my dogs look like when they're pimping.

And last, but not least, and exclusively for kicks:


Proof that genes CAN be defied... or at least temporarily hidden.

grrr

I hate all you pigglyass motherfuckers!

Enough is enough

Manny? Yankee? You know you want to. How does Tuesday sound? Hey, we can actually invite Ferny. And I guess Poti will tag along even if he doesn't care about the movie.

Wishing I was Buk

He had enough spunk and spice
Enough cosmic visions and orgasmic power
That he could erase it from his mind
And never forget
He could dangle in one foot
One hand over his head
Counting crystals and soil
Learning lessons of timelessness
Happiness
Selflessness.

He could write it all down
Twirl it around in cyberspace
Land on cables and wires
Untouched
Unscathed
Seeking to banish convenience
Extinguish the fires of anguish.
Plant the Stoic wisdom of the land
Gather crops of wisdom and content

But for all his exuberant livelihood
He could not understand-
If not for pain and anguish,
Struggle and blood,
New love and lost love
Fear,
Hatred,
Disease,
Violence.
We would all be so damn happy
We would eat each other alive.

Do you know this girl?

Blue and maybe the Meña. Do you recognize this girl? Not so sure pero I think its her. I'll give you a hint. The letter after F and the letter before U.
Please confirm.

El que no sigue este link:

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/jesus.php

es un imbecil.

Weekly cute girl picture post

Porque ustedes lo pidieron, da Rat complace!
Stay tuned for next week's WEEKLY CUTE GIRL PICTURE POST~~!

For those of you in the country

Oh y viene bajando Rancid Tribute parte II, with some operation ivy tunes as well, and wilco tribute tambien.

PANDORA

For those of you who, like me, are bored as hell at work. Check this out: www.pandora.com.

It helps you find and "discover" music similar to what you like

As I look at that picture of Manny and the Rat...

I have but one thing to say:

The Rat and the Manny circa 1992 (Bills vs. Dolphins)

Hahaha!

18 fall ill from tainted muffins

FBI joins inquiry at Lake Highlands High; marijuana suspected

11:35 PM CDT on Tuesday, May 16, 2006

By GRETEL C. KOVACH, KRISTINE HUGHES and JENNIFER EMILY / The Dallas Morning News

Rita Greenfield had the giggles Tuesday afternoon. The 86-year-old was also ravenous.

These can be telltale signs of someone who's been smoking pot, but the longtime receptionist's only indulgence was two bran muffins she snagged from the teachers' lounge at Lake Highlands High School.

WFAA-TV

Emergency personnel responded to the Dallas high school.

Officials suspect that the muffins – eaten by at least 18 school employees – were laced with a street or over-the-counter drug. All 18 were treated at Presbyterian Hospital of Dallas after complaining of dizziness, nausea, dry mouth and an increased heart rate.

A Richardson school official, who did not wish to be identified, said two boxes of muffins were delivered by a man who said they were part of an Eagle Scout project.

The official said the muffins appeared professionally made, and the man who delivered them was recorded on video. Authorities declined to make the video public.

"You never would think your 86-year-old mother would be eating marijuana muffins. It never crosses your mind," said Ms. Greenfield's daughter, Carla Fulton.

Although Ms. Greenfield couldn't stop laughing, Ms. Fulton said, the situation was frightening. She said doctors told them the muffins contained marijuana and Benadryl.

PD: Where the fuck is Poti?! Why don't he post no mo'?

yet ANOTHER reason why Tool rules:

¿Saben lo que es el Fibonacci Sequence?
Pa los que no han visto Pi... Es una secuencia de números en que cada nuevo número del orden coincide con la suma de los dos números anteriores a dicho número. Por ejemplo:
0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987, 1597, 2584, 4181, 6765. 10946... hasta el infinito
¿Entendieron? (0+1) = 1 , (1+1) = 2, (1+2) = 3, (2+3) = 5, (3+5) = 8 etc...
Bueno, lo interesante del Fibonacci Sequence, es que si se expresa la equación del la secuencia en una manera geométrica, lo que resulta es algo que se llama Golden Ratio, o la Proporción Divina. Desde Grecia Antigua, hasta hoy en dia en nuestra cultura occidental, se considera que la realidad física se puede definir completamente a través de números, y que la Proporción Divina expresa una verdad fundamental acerca de la existencia, ya que es la manera más dinamica de representar el balance natural entre la simetría y la astimetría.
La Proporción Divina es una de las principales ecuaciones usadas en las interpretaciones khabbalistas del Torah, que tienen como fin revelar - a traves de los códigos numéricos del Hebreo antiguo - un mensaje divino, oculto en los primeros cuatro libros de la Biblia (el Torah).

Varios Bollos - a chosen few- reconocen que Tool is da shiznit. Pillen esto! La letra de Lateralus (track 9) es sobre la trascendecia... la idea que el ser humano algún día superará esta existencia limitada por los cinco sentidos, y que evolucionará a un estado espiritual en que podrá presenciar todo aquello que no podemos palpar en nuestro estado limitado. Letra bastante positiva.
Los tiempos irregulares del riff principal (9-8-7) de esa canción coindicen con el paso #16 de la Proporción Divina (que es el número 987, véanlo arriba). Las sílabas de la letra en los versos principales estan ordenadas con el Fibonacci Sequence:

[1] black

[1] then

[2] white are

[3] all I see

[5] in my infancy

[8] red and yellow then came to be

[5] reaching out to me

[3] lets me see

[2] there is

[1] so

[1] much

[2] more and

[3] beckons me

[5] to look through to these

[8] infinite possibilities

[13] as below so above and beyond I imagine

[8] drawn outside the lines of reason

[5] push the envelope

[3] watch it bend

¿Interesante, no? Como pueden ver (contar) los números de las sílabas llegan desde el paso # 1 hasta el #6 de la secuencia, y despues cuentan para abajo hasta el paso # 2, para luego subir denuevo, pero esta vez hasta un paso más arriba del conteo anterior, el paso #7, y se repite este patrón... del paso #3 hasta el #8, etc... como un espiral. Asi que ya entienden por qué la canción termina diciendo:
"And following our will and wind we may just go where no one's been /
We'll ride the spiral to the end and may just go where no one's been /
Spiral out. Keep going."

¿Sólido, no? Lateralus is my favorite Tool song.
Los manes de esa banda son verdaderos artistas.

Peace OUT!
P.D. Esto no lo inventé yo. Esta todo en Wikipedia. Hagan un search de Lateralus. Lo que sí hice, fue chequear la vaina para ver si es verdad. It is.

Surreal weekend... FO real!

Weno, tuve u fin de semana bastante extraordinario en A&M.
Here's a few highlights:
1. Me metí unas pintas con Martín Torrijos en un bar de la universidad que se llama Dixie Chicken. Habían Secret Service agents por todos lados, todos cuajados de ansiedad. Funny shit. La primera dama me saludó a mi antes que tuviera chance de saludarla a ella.
2. El ex-presidente H.W. Bush me choteó, me dijo que estaba orgulloso de mi porque iba a ser un Aggie (Bush se mudó a vivir en A&M), y que mi viejo era un rulz. El man suena exactamente como Dana Carvey en SNL. Casi le digo, "This aggression will not stand, man!" Pero afortunadamente realizé que el man probablemente no ha visto Big Lebowski, no huberia entendido el chiste y me hubiera pegado un Cartman-slap. Seguimos a HW por todo su museo. Mi viejo vio a dos graduandas de A&M y las invitó a tomarse una foto con Bush. Las manes estaban buenísimas asi que Bush feliz. Mientras posaban, Bush les pegó una sobada a las dos en el ras que me hizo cagarme de risa.
3. El Prólogo: Tengo una gorrita de viejo dominosero, un Manny-style flat cap pero MAS de viejo. La primera noche, el jueves, andaba ensacado y con esa gorra despues que se acabaron los eventos importantes. La Anécdota: Estaba meando en un urial del hotel, minding my own business, cuendo el presidente Torrijos entró y comenzó a mear, dos urinales abajo del mio. Torrijos comenzó a burlarse de mi gorrita -- hay un viejo de sesenta y pico años en la presidencia que se pone un flat cap todos los días, y Torrijos me dijo que jugara vivo, que el viejo ese lo más seguro trataría de robársela. Comenzé a reirme, pensando no es todos los fokines días que un presidente te grubea por tu gorra... y muchos menos cuando ta meando al lado tuyo. That's when it hit me, that the trip was fucking surreal.
4. En un almuerzo terminé sentado al lado del dean de la escuela de Liberal Arts. Media hora antes de eso, el mismo tipo estaba dirigiendo la graduación de la universidad. Resulta que el man tambien tiene un English Bulldog hiperactivo. We became fast friends. Me dio su tarjeta.
5. Como a la media noche del jueves, taba sentado en una mesa echándome un ron con agua. Era como Steinbock, excepto que en vez de los Bollos en la mesa, estaban Torrijos, mi viejo, el ministro de la presidencia, da rat, y un mexicano que se llama Carlos Slim, y unos Secret Service up in the trees. Slim es el tercer hombre más rico del mundo. Lo más raro de todo es que Slim shady and Me hablamos buco sobre libros. Le dije que se leyera unos cuentos de Cortazar. El man comenzó a apuntarlos... Me metí una guaba con Slim y Torrijos. Cool guys. Down to Earth.


Weird shit. Pasaron más vainas locas, pero tengo que comerme algo.
Bien!

No a las Papeleras!

Your hood is under attack!!!

Yo the Rat. Yo mamma came here and absolutely tore the house apart and built it again in her own image. All the furniture has been rearranged and refurbished; things that didn't work have been made to work (myself included); my dead dog and some crackheads buried in the backyard were brought back to life; Anisabel is packing her bags to occupy my sister's soon to be vacant room; and the roof has been removed so I can pray to God every time I take a shit.

Alright, alright, so I lied about praying. But damn. Ana Matilde Norris outdid herself. Very, very nice. I'll drink to it fo' real.

Two items of utmost importance:

ONE: There is no Control button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.



TWO: Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter.


Ok... I'm finished

yug skees lehcyaR

eitak ro ynnam llac :yug eulb-non skees lrig ednolb toH

Might wanna think about saving up some cash...

This is of special interest to: Da Rat, Yankee, Manny, Blue, and maybe Busch

click to find out: PS3 Pricing and Release

Peace

GodDAMN ~ SHIT the Bed!!

I'm der 2night!

Inquiry from Valhalla

Has the Meña been reading American Gods? Has he stolen Odin's name?!

This place is crazy

Queman vivos a tres presuntos ladrones en Guatemala
Associated Press

SANTA APOLONIA, Guatemala - Tres presuntos asaltantes de autobuses fueron quemados vivos la madrugada del jueves por enfurecidos habitantes de un poblado del oeste de Guatemala.

"La población, tomando la justicia en su mano, linchó a los individuos. Un oficial de policía quiso intervenir, pero le dijeron que nos iban a linchar a nosotros si nos metíamos", dijo a la AP el agente local de policía Gabriel Catún.

La captura de los supuestos ladrones ocurrió el miércoles por la noche cuando corrió la voz de alarma en el Caserío La Vega, a unos 55 kilómetros al noroeste de la capital.

"Los agarraron a los dos que venían robando en el bus y al otro que los estaba esperando en un carro, a los tres les pegaron y los quemaron con todo y carro", dijo uno de los vecinos que no quiso dar su nombre.

En total, la policía estima que se reunieron unos 2.000 vecinos de esta localidad. Pobladores de otros sitios cercanos fueron convocados mediante un sistema de silbatos que los líderes comunitarios tienen para emergencias.

Los cuerpos no pudieron ser identificados. "Están completamente quemados, no tienen huellas digitales", dijo a la AP el forense de Chimaltenango, Oscar Castro.

De acuerdo con los vecinos, en menos de un mes han ocurrido al menos cuatro atracos a autobuses que cubren la ruta entre la capital y este poblado de agricultoress de la étnia maya caqchikel.

Al enterarse de los hechos, el presidente Oscar Berger pidió la captura de los responsables de los asesinatos y aseguró que su gobierno no permitirá acciones de ese tipo.

El 20 de abril, un hombre y una mujer fueron linchados en un poblado cercano a Santa Apolonia cuando un grupo de vecinos los acusó de robar niños.

La misión de Naciones Unidas en el país dijo en uno de sus últimos informes antes de retirarse en 2005, que entre 1996 y ese año hubo más de 350 fallecidos en linchamientos.

Sin embargo, organizaciones de la sociedad civil sitúan esa cifra en más de 600 desde el final de la guerra interna que asoló al país entre 1960 y 1996.

Guatemala sufre una ola de criminalidad con el auge de homicidios y robos, que los cuerpos de seguridad y autoridades judiciales no han podido frenar.

¿Panameño positivo es un oxymorón?

¿Por qué será que el Panameño es tan negativo y auto-crítico? A todo se le saca un angulo perverso, todo se distorciona tras un lente empañado por nuestra rabia inherente... hasta las cosas buenas y bien hechas. ¿Será que Panamá a sido jodido por tántos años por su propio gobierno que la confianza ante nosotros mismos se ha desvanecido bajo una manta de descontento ácido? Yo quiero creer en un mejor futuro. Eso no se hace criticando, sino arreglando.
El pesimismo es nuestra ideología - desde que tengo conciencia, siempre ha sido así.
Nuestra pobreza espiritual es un círculo vicioso... el juega vivo... la malicia. No requeremos que nadie nos patee al suelo; nosotros mismos propagamos nuestra situación. Me decepciona esta actitud. Mientras en otros paises la nacionalidad impéra, nuestro orgullo nacional está en la bancarrota. Nuestras fiestas significan una mierda.
¡Qué lástima!

Holy SHIT!

Y'all gots to see this:

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=612300766&n=2

Enjoy.

Can I FINISH!? CAN I FINISH?! ok, I'm finished.

Tuyal Esmiyal es la mejor canción que he oido en mi vida!

BRILLIANT!!!

Pa los que les interesa el rock and roll chuchón

Hay una banda canadiense que se llama Portal. Tocan DEL CARAJO. Si creen que Tool toca en tiempos complejos, dejen que oigan esta vaina. Es como si Mars Volta, Tool, Soundgarden, Radiohead, Meshuggah, Portishead, algun genio de jazz, y otras vainas solidas se hubieran metido en una orgía romana. Lo que parieron fue Portal (no es tan pesada como Tool ni MV, pero just a good).
Psychedelic Calculus ProgRock es la única manera de definir esta vaina. Tienen talento de sobra.

Pueden oir la banda en:
http://www.portalband.com/home.html


Pero les aconsejo que downlodeen el CD "Element" en iTunes por el precio de un rum&coke Madrileño. Suena bastante mejor que el internet audio del link que les acabo de dar y vale la pena. Estoy seguro que les va a gustar a los que aprecian la rock inteligente y complejo. Chucha, bandas como esta me hacen sufrir el hecho que dejé el kenke.

Enjoy.

George W. has got nothing on this...

For your reading pleasure:

Panamanian Spanish

A sample of what you will find in here:

• De mis dos huevos= To do something brave. "from my balls". See Mili.
• Mili= From militarely. To do something with disregard for authority, odds, or common sence. Ex. "Dale mili"= go anyway.
• Congo= Someone who is always taken advantage of, an idiot.
• Pichazo= A lot of. Ex. "Un pichazo de gente"= A lot of people.
• Pelonera= To slap repeatedly someone in the back of the head. Usually permormed by one or more individuals at school.
• Machin candao= To kick someone in the butt when the individual is in a bent over position.
• Raspao= Cone of scraped ice, usually filled with very colorful and sweet syrups.
• Trifulca= Huge brawl. Made popular by Barrios de Trifulca, a newspaper column.
• A Balazo= "Like a gunshot.". To do something quickly. Ex. Hazlo a Balazo = Do it quickly.

Tool drool

El case y libreto del 10,000 days es la vaina más sólida que he visto en mi vida.
3-D crazy shit!
¿Alguien más lo ha visto?

Check out the new pearl jam cd

Very Cool! Worth Listening. If only it would have been released before all that crap they put out.

http://ts.searching.com/torrent/722547/Pearl_Jam_Pearl_Jam_2006

Must... have... precious....

Alright, who's coming with me? And don't be thinking that I won't be getting hammered just because they probably won't sell/permit booze there. Hear me now and believe me later: There is NO STOPPING ME. Fo' real.

?

Donde ta mi camiseta de Lemmiwinks?!

Yep...

And that's all I'm saying.

Despues de un ardio día de investigaciones encontré:

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
...George W. Bush

"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Welcome to Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Mars is essentially in the same orbit...Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe."
...Governor George W. Bush, 8/11/94

"The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/15/95

"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy -- but that could change."
...Governor George W. Bush, 5/22/98

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
...Governor George W. Bush, 12/6/93

"Verbosity leads to unclear, inarticulate things."
...Governor George W. Bush, 11/30/96

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
...Governor George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history."
...Governor George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
...Governor George W. Bush to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
...Governor George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
...Governor George W. Bush to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican."
...Governor George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
...Governor George W. Bush

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame."
...George W. Bush

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it."
...Governor George W. Bush 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
...Governor George W. Bush 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
...Governor George W. Bush, 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
...Governor George W. Bush , 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make."
...Governor George W. Bush

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made."
...Governor George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...Governor George W. Bush

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system."
...Governor George W. Bush